Just shut up Ben

[BSmack]

Seriously, just shut up.

"That day I wasn't, I forgot it. I literally forgot it," he said. "You know there are times that, people that have been making a big deal for the last couple years about me riding first of all, and then me riding without a helmet, but it's one of those things that I ride with a helmet also. I do a little bit of both. If you don't wear a seat belt every time you ride in the car should I label you as a person who doesn't wear a seat belt? And unfortunately I happened to not have it on that day because I forgot it in the basement."

Lemme help you with that one Ben. Yes, you would be labeled as someone who doesn't wear a seat belt. And Ben has likely bought himself a year's worth of talk radio resets with that one.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2517756

[Felix]

If you don't wear a seat belt every time you ride in the car should I label you as a person who doesn't wear a seat belt?

oh noes......the dreaded "you don't wear a seat belt" beatdown......

[PSUFAN]

Ben said something?

Let's see how he plays. The day where I listen to something this kid says is probably a few decades hence, if Bradshaw is any indicator...

[Neely8]

Did anyone ask him why he is riding on the street with no license?

[BSmack]

Did anyone ask him why he is riding on the street with no license?

This was an ESPN interview. That's not how they roll.

Edit: I just re-read the article, and it was Rome who did the interview for ESPN. Which means I'm still not surprised that no hard hitting questions were asked. Jim knows from experience not to pester QBs who are a foot taller than he is.

[Felix]

a "hard hitting" question for Rome goes something like:

"so, what's it like for you being the best quarterback in the league on what is arguably one of the best teams ever".....

[indyfrisco]

a "hard hitting" question for Rome goes something like:

"so, what's it like for you being the best quarterback in the league on what is arguably one of the best teams ever".....

And he would ask the same question to a Billy Volek led Titans team the next day.

[BSmack]

a "hard hitting" question for Rome goes something like:

"so, what's it like for you being the best quarterback in the league on what is arguably one of the best teams ever".....

And he would ask the same question to a Billy Volek led Titans team the next day.

My guess is that he would have asked that question to Kyle Orton.

Right after Kyle suggested a station break.

[MN]

Which means I'm still not surprised that no hard hitting questions were asked. Jim knows from experience not to pester QBs who are a foot taller than he is.

Still a classic with Jim Everett. Chris...?

[War Wagon]

Still a classic with Jim Everett. Chris...?

Why would a no take having anonymous pussy such as yourself ever bother to open her maw in this forum?

Here's a clue "MN" (biggest cunt nic since "Th").

Sharks patrol the NFL forum and will rip your pansy ass to utter shreds if you waste our time with insipidly boring takes.

Try bringing more than a butterknife the next time that you can't help but bringing this forum down to milquetost level.

[Qbert]

milquetost?

Surely you can't be serious........and Stop calling me Shirley.

[poptart]

What better way to show yourself as intellectually stable than to show up for your tv interview in a pair of blue jean shorts, a t-shirt, and a backward ballcap .... ?

Jerk off.

[Mississippi Neck]

Still a classic with Jim Everett. Chris...?

Why would a no take having anonymous pussy such as yourself ever bother to open her maw in this forum?

Here's a clue "MN" (biggest cunt nic since "Th").

Sharks patrol the NFL forum and will rip your pansy ass to utter shreds if you waste our time with insipidly boring takes.

Try bringing more than a butterknife the next time that you can't help but bringing this forum down to milquetost level.

Hey Wags. Here's the story. Somehow my usual nic "Mississippi Neck"' password got all screwed up and I couldn't get on to post. So I did this MN nic to get on and notify said admin of the situation.

Now when it asks for password, I have both of these show up and occasionally I hit the wrong nic. So I accidentally used MN on that post. Oh well, big deal...not.


Now, your take was funny. If for nothing else than the source.

I have watched from the sidelines as you have been, time after time, filleted by just about every poster on these boards starting from the New World on to present day. From the forklift, to letting your dog get run over, to your AC issues, to your daughters softball career, to your blind belief in the Chiefs, etc., I never piled on. Frankly, it was too easy. So for you to say to any new poster to bring more than a butterknife? Dude, when have you ever brought more than a freshly clipped toenail to a thread?

Now, go back to whacking off to your Michelle Wie poster.

[War Wagon]

Hey Wags. Here's the story. Somehow my usual nic "Mississippi Neck"' password got all screwed up and I couldn't get on to post. So I did this MN nic to get on and notify said admin of the situation.

Now when it asks for password, I have both of these show up and occasionally I hit the wrong nic. So I accidentally used MN on that post. Oh well, big deal...not.

So, you use the MN nic when you don't have a damn thing worth saying and to bore people to death?

Not surprising, coming from you.

I have watched from the sidelines as you have been, time after time, filleted by just about every poster on these boards starting from the New World on to present day.

Not surprising either that you will have seen what you wanted to see, not necessarily what it really was.

From the forklift, to letting your dog get run over, to your AC issues, to your daughters softball career, to your blind belief in the Chiefs, etc., I never piled on. Frankly, it was too easy. So for you to say to any new poster to bring more than a butterknife?

You never piled on? Good for you, 'cause "frankly", I would have never noticed a flyweight like yourself, anyways.

Dude, when have you ever brought more than a freshly clipped toenail to a thread?

.

Who the hell are you, again, and why in the fuck would you be misled into believing that I'd give two shits about what you think?

This just in...I don't.

Now, go back to whacking off to your Michelle Wie poster.

Sure thing.

You, on the other hand, can get back to your hobby of boring paint dry.

[Mississippi Neck]

Nothing to see here, folks....move along.

And as for you...

:wink:

[Mississippi Neck]

Hey Wags. Here's the story. Somehow my usual nic "Mississippi Neck"' password got all screwed up and I couldn't get on to post. So I did this MN nic to get on and notify said admin of the situation.

Now when it asks for password, I have both of these show up and occasionally I hit the wrong nic. So I accidentally used MN on that post. Oh well, big deal...not.

So, you use the MN nic when you don't have a damn thing worth saying and to bore people to death?

.

Good gawd, can you read?

[WhatsMyName]

What better way to show yourself as intellectually stable than to show up for your tv interview in a pair of blue jean shorts, a t-shirt, and a backward ballcap .... ?

Jerk off.

Is there a leaf at the end of that stick up your ass?

Geeky fuck.

[WhatsMyName]

Oh and in case you were wondering Whitey Wagon, admitting you are attracted to Michelle Wie is a red flag for pedophilia. I swear, after seeing your picture there is little doubt why your perverted ass fantasizes about underage girls with no pubes. It's because you're ugly as fuck and your wife is probably ugly enough to scare scarecrows. Do yourself a favor and drive your forklift off a cliff you miserable pedo. Society could use less sex offenders in training.

[War Wagon]

....admitting you are attracted to Michelle Wie...

...means that I'm not a hypocritical faggot.

What's your excuse, troll?

[Mississippi Neck]

Now, go back to whacking off to your Michelle Wie poster.

Sure thing.

Classic Wags.

You should be barred from your daughter's softball games. I'm sure the other parents would love to know that you're not a "hypocritical faggot".

[poptart]

What better way to show yourself as intellectually stable than to show up for your tv interview in a pair of blue jean shorts, a t-shirt, and a backward ballcap .... ?

Jerk off.

Is there a leaf at the end of that stick up your ass?

Geeky fuck.

If he was headed out to wash his car ........... or bike, Ben looked just fine.

For a TV interview, he looked like a goober.

Even more-so in light of the fact that he just literally nearly off'd himself in a decidedly IDIOTIC fashion.


Showin' a little class never hurts.

Put on some slacks, a shirt, and lose the backward ballcap.


Too much to ask ..... ?

[WhatsMyName]

Well, in light of the fact he is the epitome of a dumbfuck, maybe a shirt and tie would have been a smart move. But keep in mind who we're dealing with here -- a dumbfuck. He probably should have worn a trucker's cap to the interview just to keep it real.

As for Wags, what in the fuck are you even talking about man? What is MY excuse? Uh, for what? Did I just admit to digging a girl who just got her pubes? Gee, I don't know what my excuse would be. "Sorry I'm not as Pedo as Whitey"?

[War Wagon]

You should be barred from your daughter's softball games. I'm sure the other parents would love to know that you're not a "hypocritical faggot".

There's a BIG difference between thinking that a hottie is worth some admiration, and actually acting upon those thoughts.

Tell me you knew.

If you can look at some hot babe and not have lustful thoughts, then you must be a straight up FAG.

If you're not a fag, if you can look at some hot babe and say that you didn't have lustful thoughts, then you are a straight up LIAR.

Which is it, MN?

[War Wagon]

As for Wags, what in the fuck are you even talking about man? What is MY excuse? Uh, for what? Did I just admit to digging a girl who just got her pubes? Gee, I don't know what my excuse would be. "Sorry I'm not as Pedo as Whitey"?

Same question that I posed to MN appilies to YOU, then WMN.

Are you a Fag or a Liar?

In your case, I'm leaning towards both.

On another subject:

I've been confidentially assured that you are not a troll. So that begs another question. What kind of dumfuck sits down and thinks to oneself:

"I'll register at T1B. What can I use for a nic? Ghostknife has already been used, so how about What'sMyName?"

[Mississippi Neck]

You should be barred from your daughter's softball games. I'm sure the other parents would love to know that you're not a "hypocritical faggot".

There's a BIG difference between thinking that a hottie is worth some admiration, and actually acting upon those thoughts.

Tell me you knew.

If you can look at some hot babe and not have lustful thoughts, then you must be a straight up FAG.

If you're not a fag, if you can look at some hot babe and say that you didn't have lustful thoughts, then you are a straight up LIAR.

Which is it, MN?

Wags, wags. I'll have to disagree with the whole premise behind your question. See, I don't consider 16 yr olds to be hot babes. There are plenty of women to look at without lusting after high school girls.

[War Wagon]

Michelle Wie doesn't have the body of a typical 16 year old.

Anyways, will it be ok to comment on her attractiveness after she reaches the arbitrary age of consent, but not a day before?

Lots of repression will be happening in the meantime.

The BBF (Bitch Be Fine).

Sue me for pointing that out.

[Th]

You should be barred from your daughter's softball games. I'm sure the other parents would love to know that you're not a "hypocritical faggot".

There's a BIG difference between thinking that a hottie is worth some admiration, and actually acting upon those thoughts.

Tell me you knew.

If you can look at some hot babe and not have lustful thoughts, then you must be a straight up FAG.

If you're not a fag, if you can look at some hot babe and say that you didn't have lustful thoughts, then you are a straight up LIAR.

Which is it, MN?

So, War Fagon, why such a melt over a 'flyweight' anyway?

[BSmack]

You should be barred from your daughter's softball games. I'm sure the other parents would love to know that you're not a "hypocritical faggot".

There's a BIG difference between thinking that a hottie is worth some admiration, and actually acting upon those thoughts.

Tell me you knew.

If you can look at some hot babe and not have lustful thoughts, then you must be a straight up FAG.

If you're not a fag, if you can look at some hot babe and say that you didn't have lustful thoughts, then you are a straight up LIAR.

Which is it, MN?

So, War Fagon, why such a melt over a 'flyweight' anyway?

Lack of proper air conditioning?

[WhatsMyName]

As for Wags, what in the fuck are you even talking about man? What is MY excuse? Uh, for what? Did I just admit to digging a girl who just got her pubes? Gee, I don't know what my excuse would be. "Sorry I'm not as Pedo as Whitey"?

Same question that I posed to MN appilies to YOU, then WMN.

Are you a Fag or a Liar?

In your case, I'm leaning towards both.

On another subject:

I've been confidentially assured that you are not a troll. So that begs another question. What kind of dumfuck sits down and thinks to oneself:

"I'll register at T1B. What can I use for a nic? Ghostknife has already been used, so how about What'sMyName?"

Ignoring the stupidity of your last question, I'm first curious why a board adminstrator checks IPs of users and shares information regarding "troll status" with regular board members. The fact that you actually sought out this information makes you pretty damn owned.

Anyway, WhatsMyName is a line from a Snoop Dogg song you fucking tard. What kind of faggot calls himself WarWagon?

[War Wagon]

I didn't seek out the info, dumbfuck. It was provided to me.

So, you named yourself after a Skoop Dawg tune, eh?

Too funny...maybe you need to adopt my title of internet gangstah. It's just fun and games to me, but you actually thought that Spook Dorg is like some cool shit? Do you wear a Doo Rag? Are you and your homies vandalizing stuff? Do you keep spray paint in the trunk of your lowrider?

I'll be forever laughing at you, as long as a punk like you chooses to post here.

Btw, and just so you know who owns your ass..."War Wagon" is a NASCAR term that refers to the place where the crew chiefs sit and make decisions...not quite as glorious as a Snoop Dogg lyric, but close.

[Qbert]

ghosty...really.

its not an ADMIN thing...its called "Deduction". (from that 2nd year Logic Class that we all skipped in College.)

tell me you knew.

whats my name....BIIIIIIIIIIOTCH!!!!!!!

....pretty sure that's how this might end up....?

need a clarification from "DP of the Cadriff by the Sea" though; or my Bud "Big DADDY"--->resident HOMEY! (s'up C-Dogg!)

as always--->BEATINGS=OUCH!

make sure that you stay off of the PUP List for the Season.....well.....?

[WhatsMyName]

I didn't seek out the info, dumbfuck. It was provided to me.

So, you named yourself after a Skoop Dawg tune, eh?

Too funny...maybe you need to adopt my title of internet gangstah. It's just fun and games to me, but you actually thought that Spook Dorg is like some cool shit? Do you wear a Doo Rag? Are you and your homies vandalizing stuff? Do you keep spray paint in the trunk of your lowrider?

I'll be forever laughing at you, as long as a punk like you chooses to post here.

Btw, and just so you know who owns your ass..."War Wagon" is a NASCAR term that refers to the place where the crew chiefs sit and make decisions...not quite as glorious as a Snoop Dogg lyric, but close.

Dude busts on me for Snoop lyrics and yet he names himself after NECKCAR. The irony...

If you're here for "fun and games" then why do you post your ugly mug on the internet and admit to driving a forklift, you uneducated 'neck? LOL!!

BTW, can someone translate this Qbert tard? English is his 2nd language, right behind Retardese.

[velocet]

Whatsy, good of you to keep the smack going in a forum that can become too chummy at times. Yes, we're committed to smack here, but thing is, we've been posting together for like 6 years now or more and on some level we are all best i-net buds. Your incessant attacks here have helped awaken us from our happy slumber. Rack you.




velocet

[Felix]

BTW, can someone translate this Qbert.....

qbert is mystic in his ways.....

[velocet]

Oh yeah, and Feliz is right about Qbert. Q's dialect is all his own, but it is worth learning for its own sake. The worst thing you could do is go against him, hoss. He'll smack you eight ways to sunday and the rest of us will get it and laugh while you're still ten paces behind trying to sort out the slaughter, twisting in the wind. Do you want that? NO. What you really want to do is smack a true tard, like, oh I dunno... Neely8 for instance. You'll see.




velocet

[Raydah James]

What you really want to do is smack a true tard, like, oh I dunno... Neely8 for instance.

RACK

[War Wagon]

Dude busts on me for Snoop lyrics and yet he names himself after NECKCAR. The irony...

Yes, it is rather ironic...the polar opposites. NASCAR and Snoop Dogg?

I'm sorry that I don't appreciate the sheer genious that must be Snoop, and that you don't appreciate the pageantry of NECKCAR.

If we don't get it, we just don't get it, eh?

Let's call it a wash.

If you're here for "fun and games" then why do you post your ugly mug on the internet and admit to driving a forklift, you uneducated 'neck?

Just to set the record straight, Snoopy.... I've never posted my pic on the internet.

Nor would my ghastly countenance have ever graced these boards except for a certain poster with a digital camera who hoodwinked me into posing for a shot during a moment of drunken debauchery...the devious bastage. Would that I've had taken that camera that day and heaved it into Raytown...but I'm still glad that I showed up at the 2001 Royals home opener and got shit-faced with some cool brothers.

As for the forklift smack, what's your problem with forklifts? Forklifts are a necessary tool. There's no shame in having once driven a forklift for a living. I very rarely have to get on one anymore, but I'll hop on one anytime it's necessary to get a load moved from Point A to Point B w/o batting an eye or being the least bit concerned with what dumbfucks on internet message boards think about Forklift drivers.

Forklifts Rule!

Tell me, ghosty...err, WMN, what jobs have you done for a living?

What the fuck do you have to be so proud of that you feel justified in dissing someone who *gasp*... "admits" to driving a forklift?

Yo, ghostfuck, remember a few years back when you wanted to join the JFFL but couldn't scrape up the fiddy bucks? Remember when you told us that you tried to borrow it from your dad, and he told you to go fuck yourself?

Yeah, loser...so do I.

[Qbert]

BTW, can someone translate this Qbert.....

qbert is mystic in his ways.....

mystic?...no i'm not!

btw....its just a SCRATCH.....merely a Flesh Wound....


.....i'll BITE YOU i will!!!!!!

Mister Bungleclone--->nice to see YOU!!!!!

it appears to be a good year for the fore'skinnys....

what Say YOU--->"SkinsFAN?"

[WhatsMyName]

Alright, so which is it? Am I "Ghosty" or am I some guy that needs to know your employment history in full detail, as if I were completely new to these boards. Just wondering.

BTW I don't find much wrong with forklifts, save for the fact that I wouldn't want random idiots on a message board knowing that I still drive one to make bread. While a necessary tool, driving a forklift is also not something you should be doing in your mid 30's to 40's if you have any sort of initiative in life. Everyone starts out at the bottom but that doesn't mean you need to stay there. You may or may not be at the bottom, but considering what information you've given us, it's easy to assume such.

[Felix]

mystic?...no i'm not!

btw....its just a SCRATCH.....merely a Flesh Wound....


.....i'll BITE YOU i will!!!!!!

Mister Bungleclone--->nice to see YOU!!!!!

it appears to be a good year for the fore'skinnys....

what Say YOU--->"SkinsFAN?"

WMN......you just got your ass handed to you......

I told you q was mystical like that.....