The social umdum thread

[War Wagon]

Until and unless you receive an actual doctoral degree from an accredited institution, your claim to being a "doctor" is as fatuous as your buddy Martyred's claim of being a "veteran."

Mike, I'm pretty sure that Feebs is some pimply faced teenager (if not literally, emotionally) and that Martyred is a complete loser trying to recapture his lost youth....among other things, like Cinders gash.

Why you would even waste 10 seconds with either one of these idiots is beyond comprehension, and says something that isn't flattering.

For Gosh sakes, you're not that bored, are you?

[Dr_Phibes]

I am disappointed, War Wagon.

Generally, you come equipped with George Thorogood lyrics.

[War Wagon]

I am disappointed...

Sorry about the perpetual state of your existance, but it is what it is.

Look to Stevie Ray Vaughn next time.

[Mister Bushice]

As usual in a decent discussion thread you bring nothing to the table. So here you go whitey, your own moron thread where you can expound on what ever topic you know nothing about, which gives you quite a broad range of topics to work with(namely everything under the sun).

Have at it. Any future attempts to hijack decent threads you have no business posting in will be dumped in the shitter where they belong.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Why you would even waste 10 seconds with either one of these idiots is beyond comprehension, and says something that isn't flattering.

For Gosh sakes, you're not that bored, are you?

Yes...yes I am.

First off, getting into pointless arguments with folks who are so steeped in their own stupidity (creationists, Soviet apologists) is one of the blessing of the internet. Do I honestly think that any of these synaptically-challenged folks will for a second reconsider their positions? Of course not. The empirical data suggest that even when confronted with hard facts, these folks will almost always do some or all of the following things:
- dismiss the evidence itself as biased,
- ignore it completely,
- throw up red herrings,
- move the goalposts
- throw their toothpick-like arms up in the air and yell "THKOBODE!" through a mouthful of bloody teeth, trying to proclaim that their embarrassing ass-drubbing is somehow a victory for them...

I know the routine before I even get into a thread with these jokers.

So why do I do it?

I have two frigging months of vacation. Three weeks in, I've already done all but one task on the "Summertime Honey-do" list (and that one's waiting for my wife to pick the proper paint color for the room). I've already revised my course syllabi for next year's courses. I've already previewed the DVD's I'll be using for the infectious diseases elective I'm teaching. I've read eight freaking books, each of which is at least 300 pages. I've driven the kids all over the place and taken them to the zoo, the kids' museum, etc. I'd play more disc golf, but my golfin' buddies have regular 9-5 five-day-a-week jobs. Oh, and for the most part, the weather has sucked - rained most days of the vacation so far.

I'm just not wired for the "just lay in a hammock, relax, and drink" lifestyle.

[Dr_Phibes]

Oh stop moaning, you big sissy.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Oh stop moaning, you big sissy.

Yeah, sometimes I forget how most folks don't have a lot of sympathy for someone who's got two months off in the summer....with pay.

[War Wagon]

As usual in a decent discussion thread you bring nothing to the table.

A decent discussion? You mean ones in which Lab Rat takes tools like Feebs and Martards drivel and launches it into extra terrestial orbit? That discussion?

Whatever, Bitchshice. I know where your priorities lie. Keep on protecting your little pet socialist/communist tardlings. They make you look smarter.

So here you go whitey, your own moron thread where you can expound on what ever topic you know nothing about, which gives you quite a broad range of topics to work with(namely everything under the sun).

That's never stopped you, now has it?

Any future attempts to hijack decent threads you have no business posting in will be dumped in the shitter where they belong.

Whoa, cry me a fucking river.

Idiot.

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MtLR, enjoy your vacation whatever you decide to do with the free time.

Might I suggest getting a rod and reel and hitting the local fishing holes?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Whatever, Bitchshice. I know where your priorities lie. Keep on protecting your little pet socialist/communist tardlings.