Who else is not watching the ESPYs tonight?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:06 pm

Tacky enough that it's tape delay...

War HBO's Sunday night lineup

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:09 pm

WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion while scoping the thousands of hardbodied hotties wearing bikinis...or less.

Who knows, might even have to take one on as my first mate...you never know.

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:16 pm

First birthday party for my daughter, then off to calling hours for my grandmother, who passed away Thursday at the age of 102. Talk about running the gamut of emotions.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:17 pm

Dinsdale wrote:WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion while scoping the thousands of hardbodied hotties wearing bikinis...or less.

Who knows, might even have to take one on as my first mate...you never know.

I'm sure these women will be all over you and Zyclone.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:22 pm

trev wrote:I'm sure these women will be all over you and Zyclone.

I know this is a completely fireign conceot to you, but those of us that have stayed in shape and stayed active...believe it or not...crazy concept...

But healthy, in-shape people appeal to the opposite sex.

I know, I know...crazy concept.

But don't you worry your little self about the status of my weewee, trev...me and Little Dins are doing just fine. And we shall continue to do so.

Thanks for the concern, though.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion

Yes, this sounds very appealing. Knock yourself out, stud.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:04 pm

Dins wrote:But don't you worry your little self about the status of my weewee, trev...me and Little Dins are doing just fine. And we shall continue to do so.

Dins' liver, and Dins' Immortal Soul...well maybe not so much.

Fuck it. I've got my Fender Twin and a new ES335 and a pedalboard to re-wire. Throw some decent pizza into the mix and by my reckoning that's a pretty bitchin' Sunday night...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion while scoping the thousands of hardbodied hotties wearing bikinis...or less.

Who knows, might even have to take one on as my first mate...you never know.

Sounds like fun, Dins...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:40 am

Got tired of typing so I'm web-surfing and... uhh... typing.

That being said, few things on this planet suck like the ESPYs. The network itself sucks. Do I need an entire award show dedicated to the same 5 teams and people they always suck off?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:46 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Got tired of typing so I'm web-surfing and... uhh... typing.

That being said, few things on this planet suck like the ESPYs. The network itself sucks. Do I need an entire award show dedicated to the same 5 teams and people they always suck off?

I think it's just another example sports today is always about style and not about substance. They try to be all down-to-earth and "feel good" with the story about the kid that scored 20 points in the high school game or any other human interest story they try to dig. The bottom line is ESPN craves contraversy and over-the-top personalities. That's why my beloved NHL will never be big on that network nor do I ever want them to get their grubby hands on them again. May it stay on OLN and away from the media whores in Bristol. I'm stunned they didn't do more digging on that Chris Pronger story though.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:57 am

Deadwood at 9

Entourage at 10

Lucky Louis at 1030

RACK HBO

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:13 am

Sockeye salmon cooked over mesquite smoke (fuck off Dins)
Corn on the cob
Green salad
Sourdough rolls

After a week of Boy Scout camp food, this qualifies as pure luxury.

Watching a DVD of Time Bandits and drinking an Arrogant Bastard right now while the cooking is going on.

No need for TV.

Andy Assmunch · Post by **Andy Assmunch** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:14 am

Lance had a funny opening monologue! Great skits too so far! There are a lot of great athletes, singers, actors and actresses here like my man Matthew McCaunaghey who is sitting beside Vince Young tonight. Young got the award for best Championship performance, and Matthew is a big Texas fan. Rack Lance cracking on Bodie Miller

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:17 am

Shoalzie wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion while scoping the thousands of hardbodied hotties wearing bikinis...or less.

Who knows, might even have to take one on as my first mate...you never know.

Sounds like fun, Dins...

none of your female cousins will be there shoalz, so you wouldn't have much fun

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:26 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Got tired of typing so I'm web-surfing and... uhh... typing.

That being said, few things on this planet suck like the ESPYs. The network itself sucks. Do I need an entire award show dedicated to the same 5 teams and people they always suck off?

ESPNNEWS is all that network is good for...the 24/7 ticker is key.

But even recently, its anchors are starting to take a shine to themselves, moreso like the regulars on Sportscenter.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:30 am

Adelpiero wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:WAR -- planting my ass in a leaky raft on the Clackamas River, and drinking myself into oblivion while scoping the thousands of hardbodied hotties wearing bikinis...or less.

Who knows, might even have to take one on as my first mate...you never know.

Sounds like fun, Dins...

none of your female cousins will be there shoalz, so you wouldn't have much fun

If you want some new material...a guy I work with is trying to hook me up with a woman that plays on his church league softball team. I met her the first time this past Thursday...she seems pretty cool. We'll see how things go...I'll see her again this week.

See what you bastards can do with that...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:48 am

Cicero wrote:Deadwood at 9

Entourage at 10

Lucky Louis at 1030

RACK HBO

RACK...the Dane Cook is show pretty cool too but it's not been as good as I thought it would be. Too reality show-ish but still funny.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:53 am

What the fuck are the ESPYs?

Grilled up some salmon burgers, corn, and yukon spuds for the family tonight. We're fixin' for some blazing weather tomorrow...96, high humidity...

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:01 am

Deadwood tonight was kinda boring. I wanted more ripping eyeballs out and stuff! :(

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:37 am

Props to the Rainman kid.

Only five minutes of the show that I saw. I clicked to ESPN to catch some Sportscenter and this shitsucking show is still on.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:41 am

the what??

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:40 pm

Shoalzie wrote:The bottom line is ESPN craves viewers and advertising dollars. That's why my beloved NHL will never be big on that network nor do I ever want them to get their grubby hands on them again. May it stay on OLN and away from anything resembling a viewing audience.

FTFY. ESPN did an excellent job covering the NHL when they had the contract.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:54 pm

Shoalzie wrote:If you want some new material...a guy I work with is trying to hook me up with a woman that plays on his church league softball team. I met her the first time this past Thursday...she seems pretty cool. We'll see how things go...I'll see her again this week.

See what you bastards can do with that...

SOunds like the real life Netboy Reid sans the poopy sex.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:58 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:SOunds like the real life Netboy Reid sans the poopy sex.

I think I'm a little more stable than he was...plus, I don't think I talked about ending it all either.