Yet another variety of redneck.

[smackaholic]

Some folks 'round these parts always think of the deep south when they think of necks. Well, I saw a fukkin' ground today that was just an outstanding example of rednecks.

And, btw, none of these fukkers had rednecks. They were all fullblood native hawaiians. But, they were as redneck as anything to ever come out of alabame.

I pulled into one of the countless state park beaches that ring the island. They're nothing fancy, just a bunch of parking, bathrooms, showers, a few acres of mowed grass and the beach.

As I pulled in to the parking area, the first few spots had a couple of ford "RVs" backed into spots a couple of spaces away from each other. These weren't your typical C class RV. These were old fukking airport vans. You know, the one you get on to carry you a mile or so to the car rental place. There was a tarp haphazardly spread across each van. Between the vans was an old pickup parked crossways to keep anyone from parking there. There was something else behind the pickup which served the same purpose. It was an ugly old pleather SECTIONAL. Yes, as in fucking couch. Parked right there in the parking area.

It gets better.

Behind the "campers" in the grass was your typical cmapground setup. Picknic table with a tarp tent set up over it. There was a dozen or so mostly fat hawaiians chilling in the vicinity. They had a few dogs, a goat or three and about a bazillion and a half free ranging motherfukking CHICKENS!!!!!! Yes, these fukkers brought along everyfukking last resident of old macdonalds farm. I am gonna go back that way tomorrow. They sure as hell will be there and I will be armed with the old digital camera. By good, I am finally gonna learn how to post pics on the net. This is just too good an opportunity to pass up.

[Wolfman]

Key West has them running around--"native wildlife" !!
Last I heard, some folks wanted to get rid of them--
here's a photo I took of a couple of them last year:

[Mississippi Neck]

Some folks 'round these parts always think of the deep south when they think of necks. Well, I saw a fukkin' ground today that was just an outstanding example of rednecks.

And, btw, none of these fukkers had rednecks. They were all fullblood native hawaiians. But, they were as redneck as anything to ever come out of alabame.

I pulled into one of the countless state park beaches that ring the island. They're nothing fancy, just a bunch of parking, bathrooms, showers, a few acres of mowed grass and the beach.

As I pulled in to the parking area, the first few spots had a couple of ford "RVs" backed into spots a couple of spaces away from each other. These weren't your typical C class RV. These were old fukking airport vans. You know, the one you get on to carry you a mile or so to the car rental place. There was a tarp haphazardly spread across each van. Between the vans was an old pickup parked crossways to keep anyone from parking there. There was something else behind the pickup which served the same purpose. It was an ugly old pleather SECTIONAL. Yes, as in fucking couch. Parked right there in the parking area.

It gets better.

Behind the "campers" in the grass was your typical cmapground setup. Picknic table with a tarp tent set up over it. There was a dozen or so mostly fat hawaiians chilling in the vicinity. They had a few dogs, a goat or three and about a bazillion and a half free ranging motherfukking CHICKENS!!!!!! Yes, these fukkers brought along everyfukking last resident of old macdonalds farm. I am gonna go back that way tomorrow. They sure as hell will be there and I will be armed with the old digital camera. By good, I am finally gonna learn how to post pics on the net. This is just too good an opportunity to pass up.

Sounds like one of my family reunions...

[indyfrisco]

Sounds like you are on the island of Kauai. Isn't that the only island in Hawaii that has chickens running everywhere? When I was in Kauai, they were everywhere. Went to Maui twice and never saw a chicken.

[Goober McTuber]

And, btw, none of these fukkers had rednecks. They were all fullblood native hawaiians. But, they were as redneck as anything to ever come out of alabame.

You just had to go there, didn't ya'?

Use Georgia, Mississippi or Tennessee next time.....PLEASE!!!






:D

Sam,

What is with that picture of Lee Sklar? He looks like he’s 3 feet tall, kind of like a troll.

[Goober McTuber]

Cool, isn't it?

No, it isn't "cool".

You deciding what is “cool” is like Terry in Crapchester deciding what’s funny.

[Dinsdale]

Must have 50 albums he plays on.

People of the Earth, can you hear me?
Came a voice from the sky on that magical night

[Dinsdale]

And with the colors of a thousand sunsets
They travelled to the world on a silvery light

[Dinsdale]

The people of the Earth stood waiting
Watching as the ships came one by one
Setting fire to the sky as they landed
Carrying to the world the Children Of The Sun

Children Of The Sun

[smackaholic]

goddamit SS, the cool police have determined this avatard of yours as official uncool.

You are hearby ordered to cease and desist in using cool or any adjectives thereof as a descriptive term.