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Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:36 am

My boss asked me to write my own performance evaluation. Help me do so with the space provided below:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:41 am

Dear Mr. Employer,

Accept the Gospel, or suffer generations of misery visited upon your business enterprise.

Sincerely, FeliceTart.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:56 am

My boss asked me to write my own performance evaluation.
Sounds like some sort of neo-human services device
to pave the way for your dismissal---
Watch your back side !!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:59 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:My boss asked me to write my own performance evaluation.

Dear Bace

I just asked you to write your own performance evaluation to fuck with your head.

In reality, we're trying to cut costs, and non-value added overhead is being curtailed.

Thanks for your prompt attention to removing yourself from this property.

Sin,
The Boss.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:23 am

88 wrote:Bace is about to be fired. Asking an employee to write his/her own performance evaluation is one of the oldest employment dirty tricks around. Its a way for an employer who is dissatisfied with an employee to get a confession of underperformance out of an unsuspecting dope, or an easy to prove lie from an exaggerating douche bag, before the company jacks the employee's sorry ass to the curb. Just sayin.

so from a legal perspective, how would you respond to this? or if you're bace, do you just grab your ankles and pray for the best?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:39 am

I promise to catch more Collies.

lol, j/k.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:41 am

I'll quit catching butterflies with the net.

lmao, j/k.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:42 am

88 wrote:Bace is about to be fired. Asking an employee to write his/her own performance evaluation is one of the oldest employment dirty tricks around. Its a way for an employer who is dissatisfied with an employee to get a confession of underperformance out of an unsuspecting dope, or an easy to prove lie from an exaggerating douche bag, before the company jacks the employee's sorry ass to the curb. Just sayin.

No it's not. Just depends where you work. My previous job at a college had me writing my own evals.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:44 am

JCT wrote:No it's not. Just depends where you work.

I promise to talk quieter when in the biography section.

lol, j/k.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:49 am

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:49 am

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:57 am

Hey sweetheart;

I know we haven't talked much since you found that internet site that I frequent, asiananalbeadsessions.tv, but I wanted you to know that I really appreciate the chance to write my own eval. I've been taking the garbage out every monday night, and when the cute slunt at work walks by my cubicle, I think of a love missive that I'll write you, rather than sniffing the air after she's passed like my work boss told you about. I haven't overgroomed the dogs in a few weeks, and I said I was sorry for laughing at your Tori Amos shrine. I've oiled the metal parts of the hideaway bed, so that it doesn't bother you when I trundle it out at night. So how we doin', boss? Wanna sneak out for a park steak and a side of topsoil sometime?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:00 am

college ???
not the "real world"

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:13 pm

I already got my raise and added responsibilities so I don't think they're letting me go. Just in case they are I'll be giving myself a glowing review.

Boss mentioned one thing I did he thought poorly handled, and I countered with "Uh... that's exactly how you told me to do it". After an extended knife fight not seen since Put It In My Mouth 18 we decided I was correct.

Thanks to all who thought enough of my contributions to offer their help in this thread.

Wolfman wrote:college ???

Always figured you'd have trouble with that term.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:51 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:08 pm

JCT wrote:
88 wrote:Bace is about to be fired. Asking an employee to write his/her own performance evaluation is one of the oldest employment dirty tricks around. Its a way for an employer who is dissatisfied with an employee to get a confession of underperformance out of an unsuspecting dope, or an easy to prove lie from an exaggerating douche bag, before the company jacks the employee's sorry ass to the curb. Just sayin.

No it's not. Just depends where you work. My previous job at a college had me writing my own evals.

Same here. Been doing them for years.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:52 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:My boss asked me to write my own performance evaluation. Help me do so with the space provided below:

"Bace should be supervising ME, not vice versa.

-sin,
Bace's Boss"

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