Moorese,
Let me put it into some terms you can relate to.
Let's say you go to a Midget convention for some wholesome entertainement (wholesome for you, not so much for them).
Whilst there, you are challenged to fuck an acre of midgets. To figure out how many midgets will fill an acre we need to know the approximate square footage of an acre (208.7 ft X 208.7 ft = 43,555.69sq-ft) and the approximate square footage of a midget (4 ft X 2.5 ft = 10sq-ft).
Dividing 43,555.69 by 10, gives us 4,355.569 midgets/acre and assuming you give them each 2 minutes of bliss, it would take you about 145.19 hours to complete this task.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
You know, I’ve heard from time to time stories about Moorese the Midget-fucker. My understanding is that the vast majority of “little people” are simply dwarves, not midgets. Most dwarves have those stubby little arms and legs, and a head three sizes too big. A midget is a proportionate dwarf. I’m guessing that Moorese is actually a dwarf-fucker.
Coincidentally, I saw a real midget at a water park on Saturday. A little less than 4 feet tall, long blonde hair, beautifully proportioned, with a very pretty face.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Goober McTuber wrote:
Coincidentally, I saw a real midget at a water park on Saturday. A little less than 4 feet tall, long blonde hair, beautifully proportioned, with a very pretty face.
I think Diego already tried that defense.
Didn't work then, either.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
KC Scott wrote:
As well as a PBR situated in the cupholder I'll need to weld on and my metamorphisis to complete suburban neckdom will be complete.
Don't bother. The vibration quickly makes the beer flat. You are better off leaving a cooler at a strategic location and chugging one every pass or two. If you leave it at the beginning of a long, straight run, you can hold it while you ride and take your time a little.
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The term midget may not be medically recognized, but it is definitely well-understood to be a proportionate “little person”. If I’m gonna fuck a dwarf, I’d just as soon it were a midget, for purely aesthetic reasons.
Marty-the-red,
The chick had a back-tat, I’m betting she was legal. And just your size, too.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Dwarves have beards and carry axes. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dwarf, but the whole axe-wielding shit would make me extra-super-duper-cautious.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.
Moorese wrote:Dwarves have beards and carry axes. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dwarf, but the whole axe-wielding shit would make me extra-super-duper-cautious.
JCT wrote:43,560 sq ft is an acre.
If it helps to visualize, a football field contains slightly more than one acre.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
when I can no longer mow my yard--
I'll hire a lawn care company--they are a dime
a dozen down here and I don't need to take
up space in my garage with a rider mower !
have fun and at least get yourself a JD cap !!
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