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OK....I don't normally eat at MC D's. But I am a bit busy today, so I want a quick bite in a cool building. I pull in McD's and order up.

This dude walks in with the obligatory black folder, another dude pulls up, enters with same black folder and a third dude enters with the whole mother fucking lap top case.

The 2 older dudes sit on one side of the table, and the younger dude, probably a sales type, sits on the other. They go good cop, bad cop on dude as he try's to explain his sales pitch that he's going to make to one of their clients.

I watch a minute as I am not wasting time slopping the Big Mac into my grille, and the one dude gets his fucking lap top and boots up. They then wax on about production schedules, support process and all kinds of cubicle type bullshit.

If you are that important, and bucks up... why the fuck are you having a meeting at Mickey D's ? Maybe a city park.... ?? Maybe a decent resturant where you might be able to score a semi private area ??

Of course there was a couple of nice asses to look at in there but please Mickey Fucking D's....???
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Well, there's always the possibility that one could spill their hot coffee on their laptop and clear 10 million from McD's. So, they got THAT going for them.
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Derron wrote:Of course there was a couple of nice asses to look at in there but please Mickey Fucking D's....???
And on this, I call BS. 'Nice ass' and 'McDonalds'. That's got a 'funeral' and 'pinata' ring to it.
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Derron wrote:OK....I don't normally eat at MC D's. But I am a bit busy today, so I want a quick bite in a cool building. I pull in McD's and order up.
Typical Dorron pot calling kettle black drill, here.

Maybe dudes also were a "bit busy" today and wanted a cool, clean place to meet?

Can't you just see Dorron the Morron shoveling fries into his fat fucking face whilst sneering derisively at the unsuspecting suits?

All the while plotting how he was going to start an epic topic over it once he got done wiping the grease off his calloused, gnarled, dirty ass fingers?

Gotta' love it.
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Maybe dudes also were a "bit busy" today and wanted a cool, clean place to meet?
You don't get it do you dog killler ??

If you had a job that required interaction beyond " Yo ....move that pallet now mother fucker " you might understand. But since all your "business meetings" take place on the warehouse floor or loading dock...it is highly unlikey explaining it to you would do any good.



In the heart of high tech, you will find some 20 somethings who hit MIckey D's and still have not added additional poundage to their asses.....yet.

Dressing like the sluts they are does make for some nice eye candy, unless your War Wagon, and then you wonder if they are dykes like his daughter.
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Derron,
Some, McD's offer free wi-fi access. One of our consultants hates going to the office on the days he's not on-site, so he hangs at McD's, B&N and other places that offer free internet access. Of course he doesn't have face to face meetings at these places, which is kinda lame (unless they are co-workers).
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^^^ Yea - The Wi-Fi is the shit.

We have a couple Clients - Sprint & Embarq immediatley come to mind, who won't let us on their Network to demo products.

We've had to pull up stakes and go to a Starbucks a couple miles down the road and get on their Wi Fi to be able to demo remote view access and monitoring
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Just saw the CEO of my company at McDonald's last month with our CIO. They looked to be talking business. It's not a foreign concept.
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I had a client see me about a divorce. He told me it would be uncontested, and asked me to draw up a Separation Agreement for him and his estranged wife to sign. They didn't want to drive all the way to my office, so they had me meet them at McDonald's.

Apparently, this is a bit more common than Derron thought.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Some, McD's offer free wi-fi access.
Must be different where some of y'all's live. 'Round these parts, if you boot up a laptop with a wireless card, you'll have a choice of usually at least 5 unsecured networks at any given time or place.


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Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Some, McD's offer free wi-fi access.
Must be different where some of y'all's live. 'Round these parts, if you boot up a laptop with a wireless card, you'll have a choice of usually at least 5 unsecured networks at any given time or place.


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How's the upgraded coffee at Mickey D's?
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OK... so maybe more people suck than I orginally thought....I still don't get Mickey D's...a Starbucks..always has wi fi.....and around here we are blessed with A LOT of brew pubs with wi fi.....maybe it's just me and my business... we just really don't do the meetings much other than on job sites....

I could just imagine telling another contractor or supplier to meet me a Mickey D's....they would probably say " What the fuck dude...I aint't go time for that shit and the food sucks......"

and Whitey before you try to twist another brilliant take out of my take... go fuck yourself.....
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War Wagon wrote:Maybe dudes also were a "bit busy" today and wanted a cool, clean place to meet?
I chuckled.

One of my ex-gf's used to meet her ex for child exchange at a McDonalds on the Turner Turnpike, which runs between OKC and Tulsa (I-44, for the rest of us). It was a logical place to meet, with her ex. living in Tulsa and she living in Shawnee -- a complete shithole about 30 miles east of OKC.

That McDonalds btw, is to be avoided at all costs, at least if you are seeking anything resembling "food," and that's going on fucking McDonald's standards.

I guess what I'm saying is if you ever find yourself at the point of starvation when you approach the exit to the McDonalds in Stroud, Okla., or any McDonalds on Oklahoma turnpikes for that matter, stop at the convenience store next door and buy a bag of cow chips and a package of stale buns. You'll save $1 and 30 minutes.

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I guess what I'm saying is if you ever find yourself at the point of starvation when you approach the exit to the McDonalds in Stroud, Okla., or any McDonalds on Oklahoma turnpikes for that matter, stop at the convenience store next door and buy a bag of cow chips and a package of stale buns. You'll save $1 and 30 minutes.
Hmmm... I could have used this advice in Tennesse a few years ago.

I had a consulting gig in Knoxville, and got done and was trying to make a late red eye back to Portland out of Nashville. I was hauling ass along the freeway and need some food bad.

Pulled into this Mc D's in Johnston City TN, and walked in. Fuck man... it was like I walked into the opening scene from Deliverance. After looking at the food and the idiots in the place, I turned around and left. I didn't make the red eye, but I did get a decent meal in the Music District,
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Who gives a shit? YOu need to find you a better place to dine...
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Derron wrote:I had a consulting gig in Knoxville, and got done and was trying to make a late red eye back to Portland out of Nashville. I was hauling ass along the freeway and need some food bad.
'swhat I'm warnin.

When my current gf and I (and our two labs) drove from Tulsa to Charleston, S.C., earlier this year, we hit the Cracker Barrel, often. A little pricey compared to McDonald's, but then again we had more enough leftovers to feed our dogs, at $20-$25 or so, (including tip).

Plus we got to watch our dogs scare people and stuff.

At McDonalds on the Okla. turnpikes, nobody cares about charging labs. Probably due to them still being hungry and wondering what dog tastes like, after having a Turnpike Mickey D meal.
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All the pubs round here have Wi-Fi. I do my work in there every now and then and get cunted at the same time.

McDonalds is for vermin.
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Nishlord wrote:All the pubs round here have Wi-Fi. I do my work in there every now and then and get cunted at the same time.

McDonalds is for vermin.
Ive been to England. The food at McDonalds was 10 times better then any of the other shit I experienced. My host family put margarine all over my ham and cheese sandwich. Thats sick man........
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Derron wrote:OK... so maybe more people suck than I orginally thought....I still don't get Mickey D's...a Starbucks..always has wi fi.....and around here we are blessed with A LOT of brew pubs with wi fi.....

Looks like it's no longer an issue --

PORTLAND -- Portland is again on the technology forefront.
The City Council unanimously approved a new citywide Wi-Fi network, making it the first major U.S. city to plan a free network.

MetroFi Inc. will build the system, making free Web access available to 95 percent of the city.

The project will cost $10 million, but company hopes to make money from advertising and by providing network services to the City of Portland.

The wireless carriers are PISSED!
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Neely8 wrote:
Nishlord wrote:All the pubs round here have Wi-Fi. I do my work in there every now and then and get cunted at the same time.

McDonalds is for vermin.
Ive been to England. The food at McDonalds was 10 times better then any of the other shit I experienced. My host family put margarine all over my ham and cheese sandwich. Thats sick man........
Reminds me of a joke I once heard about the difference between heaven and hell. According to said joke:

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we got to watch our dogs scare people and stuff.
I thought we talked about this, SADIST!!!!!

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When my current gf and I (and our two labs) drove from Tulsa to Charleston, S.C., earlier this year, we hit the Cracker Barrel, often.
It would seem that you and those Lab's had your yearly intake of grease and cholesterol after 2 meals at Cracker Barrrel.

On that same consulting gig, the clients took me to CB for lunch EVERY day. Being from the U&L, and the oh so proper Northwest, I did not get the sit down hot lunch with 3 courses every MOTHER FUCKING day, gravy on everything... they looked at me like a fucking weirdo for ordering a turkey club.
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hey derron,
just a hunch - you didnt have the balls to run this smack to their face, did you? what a big dumb pussy you are. you eat a $4 meal of diarrhea and the bitch about the company at the ghetto shithole you eat at.

what a puke you are you ballless fuck.
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hey derron,
just a hunch - you didnt have the balls to run this smack to their face, did you? what a big dumb pussy you are. you eat a $4 meal of diarrhea and the bitch about the company at the ghetto shithole you eat at.

what a puke you are you ballless fuck.
Fucking epic smack jackass..... a puke and a balless fuck..fuck... I am destroyed....Thats the worst beat down I have had in years....I am going to the basement after that fucking trashing...

Of course I imagine a big cock master like youself just calls out anybody you see on the street for any reason eh ?? Get told to fuck yourself much ??

Eat your own shit and die you troll mother fucker.....
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so as I suspected you didnt say a fukking word to these guys as they pushed you around the ronald mcdonald slide and playground and kept you from writing "rack the trolls" in the men's room with a sharpie.

yeah, derron. scoreboard you for coming in to a faceless message board and crying about getting bullied in a goddam mcd's by someone that probably makes more money than you and certainly has more stones that you. when is the last time you even spoke in public (not counting the "Speech" you gave to some mexicans when you showed them how to clean the toilets).

War you sacking up and making sure your offspring doesnt grow up to be a sackless weiner like their old man.

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Dorron wrote: and Whitey before you try to twist another brilliant take out of my take... go fuck yourself.....
It requires no brilliance, Dor.

You + idiocy = par for Dinsdales course.

And where the hell did this marinerfan dude come from?

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Well lookey here War Wagon and his bitch float in here. You two squawking parrots show up and try to squawk your way through another failed attempt at trying to out smack me with your oh so clever spelling..."fukking" ???

It is "fucking" you idiot... we are all big adults here and you can spell out the potty mouth word if you can figure out how to copy it off the screen....
crying about getting bullied in a goddam mcd's
More proof you cannot read or understand simple Ingles you taco faced cunt.
when is the last time you even spoke in public
That's when you know what the answer to that question is.
sackless weiner
Do you have your nieghbors kids over molesting them or something and don't want them to see any "bad" words so you run some poopy pants smack on me ??

Go ahead and continue placing your carp lips around Whiteys emascualted penis....so nice to see you holding up for your bitch.
And where the hell did this marinerfan dude come from?
Just another troll to be plungered....after War wagon of course....
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:lol:

dude...why don't you just douse yourself with gasoline and light the match?

That was pathetic, not that I'm surprised.
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Derron wrote:OK... so maybe more people suck than I orginally thought....I still don't get Mickey D's...a Starbucks..always has wi fi.....and around here we are blessed with A LOT of brew pubs with wi fi.....maybe it's just me and my business... we just really don't do the meetings much other than on job sites....

I could just imagine telling another contractor or supplier to meet me a Mickey D's....they would probably say " What the fuck dude...I aint't go time for that shit and the food sucks......"

and Whitey before you try to twist another brilliant take out of my take... go fuck yourself.....
Actually...I'd suggest that choosing to have a brief, and necessary "business meeting" at Mcdonald's is slightly more acceptable than choosing to actually dine there, which you have admitted to with a weak justification. Chances are, the lot of these business folks are not actually even partaking in anything from the "lunch" menu...they just need a close and convenient location, with wi fi access, to meet up at...maybe sip a coffee or a coke.

Sorry, bro, but you're looking more like the loser here by your own admission.

Not that I'm the authority on fine cuisine...but Mcdonald's???

A breakfast sammich here and there, maybe. But anything past 10:30 AM is NOT acceptable under ANY circumstance.

There are other outlets for getting your grub on that are just as quick and easy as McD's.
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Neely8 wrote:
Nishlord wrote:All the pubs round here have Wi-Fi. I do my work in there every now and then and get cunted at the same time.

McDonalds is for vermin.
Ive been to England. The food at McDonalds was 10 times better then any of the other shit I experienced. My host family put margarine all over my ham and cheese sandwich. Thats sick man........
We were on rationing then. There was a war on, you know.
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Nishlord wrote:
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Nishlord wrote:All the pubs round here have Wi-Fi. I do my work in there every now and then and get cunted at the same time.

McDonalds is for vermin.
Ive been to England. The food at McDonalds was 10 times better then any of the other shit I experienced. My host family put margarine all over my ham and cheese sandwich. Thats sick man........
We were on rationing then. There was a war on, you know.

1986? What war?
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Neely8 wrote:
Nishlord wrote: We were on rationing then. There was a war on, you know.

1986? What war?
The war against Simply Red, Pet Shop Boys, and Falco.
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I just got back from the mall. MAN AM I PISSED. There were about half a dozen people in their 70s walking around the mall for exercise. Not shopping, just walking around the mall minding their own business. OFr course, I didnt say anything to them. I just raced home so I could post it on this board.

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