A Trolling Masterpiece

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:30 pm

This guy puts us all to shame. I posted the link before, but maybe some of you didn't see it, so save the GDs.

The guy runs a website and devotes his time, LOTS of it, to scamming internet scammers.

Pure Genius:
http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

Cheers,

UF

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:25 pm

Rack that, these are freaking HYSTERICAL.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:30 pm

That was awesome, but I can't imagine someone having the patience and time to actually go through all of that.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:33 pm

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:41 pm

My personal fave was about 4 pages in where he makes the guy fill out a long form and one of the questions is "Do you enjoy the refreshing taste of Pepsi?"

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:44 pm

"Please spell 'kleptomaniac' "

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:46 pm

I lost it when I read his WU form:

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:51 pm

Click the letters archive and read "Own Goal".

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:38 pm

JCT wrote:Click the letters archive and read "Own Goal".

Each individual member need to hold a clear sign with the words ARSE BANDIT written upon it. A4 sized paper will fine for this purpose.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:49 pm

Outfreekingstanding...I think I'm catching on to the Nigerian sentence structure...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:50 pm

Hilarious!!

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:03 pm

Ases Bandit...........

Rack the Scambaiters, we are not worthy...

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:05 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:That was awesome, but I can't imagine someone having the patience and time to actually go through all of that.

Second. I'd no doubt jump the gun at some point if I ever tried it.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:10 pm

This guy used sound clips from the Elf himself:

http://media.putfile.com/5a-ezcool

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:44 pm

dude is seriously funny but has WAY too much time on his hands.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:11 pm

Do you like filling in forms? YES

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:23 pm

diT wrote:dude is seriously funny but has WAY too much time on his hands.

Yup.

Which is why he should post here. Let's link that dude up.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:25 pm

You have been assigned what we call a "guru" to help you in the future if you need it. He will offer you advice and help whenever you need it. His name is Father Metimbers

Bwaaa!

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:28 pm

Did you notice the church's address... Bayted Way, Strung-A-Long street...

Nice.

the_ouskull

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:27 am

I read one a couple weeks ago that was just as funny
and even more convoluted--where the "troll" spammed
the spammer about an art scholarship !!
rack guys who go to all that trouble

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:35 am

Uncle Fester wrote:This guy used sound clips from the Elf himself:

http://media.putfile.com/5a-ezcool

I remember the web site this guy used for this prank. Sadly, I lost the link. It provided me with minutes of entertainment. But not nearly as much entertainment as this shit.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:07 pm

The picture section is fucking genius!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:11 pm

thanks for the link. funny stuff!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:39 pm

I have decided I'm going to attempt to scambait a scammer to hold up a Rack The Trolls sign. I will report back with any updates.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I have decided I'm going to attempt to scambait a scammer to hold up a Rack The Trolls sign. I will report back with any updates.

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:35 am

My first email arrives...And AWAY we go!

Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus I am Mrs.Mudisat brown, widowto late Mr.Coflling Brown, I am 68years old, I am a new Christian convert suffering From long time cancer of the breast. From all indications live for more than two months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. I dont want your pity My late husband was killed during the U.S.raid against terrorism in AFGHANISTAN,And during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was Very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than two months,so I have now decided to spread all my wealth, to contribute mainly to the development of mainly to the development of church,charity/under previlegded in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. Am sorry if you are embarrassed by my mail.I found your e-mail address in the web Directory and I have decided to contact you, but if for any reason you find this mail Offensive, you can ignore it and please accept my apology.Before my late husband died he was a major oil tycoon, in Nigeria and deposited the sum of USD$8.700,00,00 in a bank {Oceanic Bank Plc,Nigeria} some years ago, that all I have left now,I need you to collect this fund and distribute it yourself to church,charity/less previledged.I came to understand that money acquisition without Christ is vanity.The funds will be entirely in your trusted hands and management.I hope God gives you the wisdom to touch many lives which is my main concern.20% of this money will be for your time and effort, while 80% goes to charity.May the grace of the Lord Jesus the love of God and the sweet fellowship of God be with you and your family.I await your urgent reply through my mailbox{c_hristlov@yahoo.fr} Yours in Christ Mrs.Mudisat Brown.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:28 pm

Rack Magoo.

If you need a wytch to help with some documents, holler. I'll help.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:58 pm

I might have to take you up on that.

So far I've received a pic from the "little old lady" with "cancer of the breast".

Definitely a scan from a magazine.

Since "she" is having her procedure done today at the hospital, she has given me contact information for her "associate", who has supplied me with all the bank information for me to make the deposit to. It sure will be a task for this guy to have a non-existant woman hold up a Rack The Trolls sign. Looks like we'll be testing his photoshop skills.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:01 pm

RACK Mgo......

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:03 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I might have to take you up on that.

So far I've received a pic from the "little old lady" with "cancer of the breast".

Definitely a scan from a magazine.

Since "she" is having her procedure done today at the hospital, she has given me contact information for her "associate", who has supplied me with all the bank information for me to make the deposit to. It sure will be a task for this guy to have a non-existant woman hold up a Rack The Trolls sign. Looks like we'll be testing his photoshop skills.

When do we get to see the pics and replies?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:10 pm

This was my response to her first email from above:

Dear Mrs. Brown,

Thank you for the very interesting email. My name is Craig Kilborn and as I read your thoughts, I was deeply moved. I have a friend, who knows a guy, who has a wife who was stricken with cancer of the breast roughly two years ago. Sadly, she didn’t pull through and we’ve all been grieving since.

As it turns out, I work for a nonprofit charitable organization which I may be able to tap into in order to alleviate your situation. My organization primarily deals with the homeless and elderly men suffering from rectal conditions; however, it is not uncommon for us to provide relief to folks outside of these situations, whom we feel are truly in need of it.

Before we proceed, I will need some more information from you. 1) How do you suggest we should go about the money transfer? 2) Will I be required to finance any of the operation? 3) Do you have a photograph of some kind? I just like to know that I’m dealing with someone genuine on these types of matters.

I anxiously await your reply.

Regards,

Craig Kilborn

edit to add image:

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:18 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This was my response to her first email from above:

Dear Mrs. Brown,

Thank you for the very interesting email. My name is Craig Kilborn and as I read your thoughts, I was deeply moved. I have a friend, who knows a guy, who has a wife who was stricken with cancer of the breast roughly two years ago. Sadly, she didn’t pull through and we’ve all been grieving since.

As it turns out, I work for a nonprofit charitable organization which I may be able to tap into in order to alleviate your situation. My organization primarily deals with the homeless and elderly men suffering from rectal conditions; however, it is not uncommon for us to provide relief to folks outside of these situations, whom we feel are truly in need of it.

Before we proceed, I will need some more information from you. 1) How do you suggest we should go about the money transfer? 2) Will I be required to finance any of the operation? 3) Do you have a photograph of some kind? I just like to know that I’m dealing with someone genuine on these types of matters.

I anxiously await your reply.

Regards,

Craig Kilborn

Not quite sure how you'll work in a "Rack the Trolls" reset (imho, it would have been easier had you claimed to be from some sort of offbeat religious outfit), but this'll be amusing to see regardless.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:20 pm

offbeat religious outfit

Actually, I mixed that into my second email, which I'll post some other time.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:19 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So far I've received a pic from the "little old lady" with "cancer of the breast".

Definitely a scan from a magazine.

Since "she" is having her procedure done today at the hospital, she has given me contact information for her "associate", who has supplied me with all the bank information for me to make the deposit to. It sure will be a task for this guy to have a non-existant woman hold up a Rack The Trolls sign. Looks like we'll be testing his photoshop skills.

In this case, it might not be quite so funny as the one Fester linked. Part of the fun in viewing that troll job was seeing the pictures of a real person (although I have little doubt that said person was not the actual perpetrator, but some sap he paid a few dollars to have his picture taken. In any event, he bore a striking resemblance to the gay guy who worked at a photo development place in one Seinfeld episode.)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:04 pm

In this case, it might not be quite so funny as the one Fester linked

I'll pretty much guarantee you that. That guy is a professional. I'm merely trying to have a little fun, and if the fruits from my half-assed labor show, then that'll be a bonus.