A Call To Arms?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:59 pm

Looks like the NFL guys can't handle a little ribbing.

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To who PMed me the following, Rack you. It worked.

Indy, seeing as we have more posts than the NFL thread, I think we should be moved above them on the front page. You know, just a little "CFB is a much better game than NFL poke."

And like I replied to you, no matter how much better this forum is, the powers that be (killer whale) will always keep it at #2. Also, don't be surprised if we end up under Trots after this. :brad:

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:15 pm

This could be fun and make the days until the season starts go by pretty quickly.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:19 pm

The dude drives a forklift for a living...errr...manages a warehouse staff.

Whitey is nothing more than an attention-starved speck of midwest trailer trash. Like the government warnings you find on beer cans, he's entirely disregardable.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:16 am

The NFL forum sounds like a home for bowling league rejects and Jim Rome wannabes.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:16 pm

Just curious -- why did the hockey forum move ahead of both the NFL forum and this forum? Did Shoalzie have anything to do with that?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:41 pm

Nah. Like I said before, don't be surprised if we got moved beneath TROTS after stirring the pot. Instead, they just moved Hockey above both of them.

WGAF? It was all about instigating. It worked.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:06 pm

Damn them ... damn them all.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:25 pm

I think we need to be damning Dan J. Only he would do something this evil.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:02 pm

Lard ass War Wagon, You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off He challenged the forum. Called us names, but Indy was there. Indy's a killer.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:35 pm

Mr T wrote:Lard ass War Wagon

I'm going out on a limb and say you've never seen his picture before.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:47 pm

I am going out on a limb and say you've never seen Slap Shot.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:24 pm

Isn't Tard Wagon from St. Louis? If so, RACK this:

WAR Electricity banning your posting priveledges

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:17 pm

WAR God banning your posting priveledges

FTFY.

the_ouskull

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:22 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Isn't Tard Wagon from St. Louis?

No, KC.

Btw,

Like the government warnings you find on beer cans, he's entirely disregardable.

All beers except "The King." Then it takes on monumental proportions.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:16 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Isn't **** Wagon from St. Louis?

I'm putting a "hit" out on the mouth breather who typed this....wait, I have a better idea.

I'll smoke cigarettes and cause your health insurance premium to go up.

That'll teach you.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:33 am

KC Barbeque Sucks

Sincerely,

Texas Barbeque.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:41 am

Vito Corleone wrote:KC Barbeque Sucks

Sincerely,

Texas Barbeque.

I'll find out in two weeks, Vito.

I have been told (by a St. Loser, granted) that there's a certain 'que joint right off I-35 near Dallas that warrants some attention.

I'll be stopping by to see what all the fuss is about.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 am

War Wagon wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Isn't **** Wagon from St. Louis?
I'm putting a "hit" out on the mouth breather who typed this

Yep. Consider Wage Wagon a contender for 2006 Board Bitch.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:55 am

Would Jon be considered Board Bitch Jesus and mTool be considered Bo Jackson? You know Jon is the cream of the crop here (when babs isn't around) and mTool can flat out board bitch himself out in many forums...

glad we picked up a new contestant...

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:44 am

With all the fuss about surpassing the NFL forum in total posts, I think it should be pointed out that we're also closing in on the main forum in terms of total posts. So perhaps we should go to the very head of the line, not just the head of the line for sports forums. What say you?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:22 pm

Well, the main forum gets purged from time to time to rid itself of shit posts from shit posters.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:12 pm

[quote]Yawn....I barely post over there. They don't take to outsiders too much in the CFB bathhouse.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That from TRix...if it were only true......

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:40 pm

buckeye_in_sc wrote:Would Jon be considered Board Bitch Jesus and mTool be considered Bo Jackson? You know Jon is the cream of the crop here (when babs isn't around) and mTool can flat out board bitch himself out in many forums...

glad we picked up a new contestant...

I give Jon credit, he takes a lot of heat but he sticks with it here and I respect that.

Trix couldn't handle the heat and moved to the NFL board.

If both would come correct they might get a little respect but that is why we call them Bitches.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:44 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Well, the main forum gets purged from time to time to rid itself of shit posts from shit posters.

Good point.

Purging your impressive board bitch collective could turn into massive bode for Poker Forum denizens.

Tread carefully, CFB.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:46 pm

as someone in Denver and not much of a NFL fan the AFC West board at the oneboard reads a lot like this to me:

A: yer team sucks and you need a tampon you bleeding pussy
B: no, yer team sucks and you need a tampon you bleeding pussy

A: fuck you, yer a fag.
B: no, yer a fag, fag.

(repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum)

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:59 pm

King Crimson wrote:not much of a NFL fan

Stopped right there.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:14 pm

orcinus wrote:
King Crimson wrote:not much of a NFL fan
Stopped right there.

me too.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:48 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Yep. Consider Wage Wagon a contender for 2006 Board Bitch.

Cool.

Like i said though, Jimmah, anyone who starts a thread like this has already achieved front runner status in any "Board Bitch" contest that has ever been devised.

It shows your immaturity and lack of self respect. If you don't respect others, you can't possibly respect yourself.

Seriously, do you ever tire of being a boring cunt?

Go back to sucking on your juvenile delinquent thumb.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:38 am

KuntisCrimson,

Of the first 15 topics currently on the NFL Board, only ONE is 'exclusively' an AFC West topic.

Belichik, T.O., 49ers, 'pick a player', Rothlisberger, training camp, fantasy football, .... on and on.

Pick a topic & post in it ....... or start one of your own.

Or .... sit here and suck your thumb.

Dumb bitch.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:03 pm

poptart wrote:KuntisCrimson,

that's pretty clever. like NFL board is, like, full of all kinds of masterful wordplay i guess. i woulnd't dare go where the big boys play with that kind of verbal and penile jousting.

do you guys cross swords over there too? does Raydah James still post pics of himself or Colin Hay and talk about how "good looking" he is?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:20 pm

Colin Hay

I bwaaahahaha'ed!

James just smiled and gave me a Vegemite Manwich...

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:05 pm

Whitey, the point is that nobody in this forum respects you - and you've never done anything to make them.

But props on discussing concepts like maturity and self-respect. It would appear you and JON have a lot in common.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:10 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Whitey, the point is that nobody in this forum respects you...

I'm alternately devastated and then amused, and then also wondering if Meds speaks for the entire CFB forum?

Actually, the point is that this forum has to earn my respect, not vice versa.

You fucks better pray that Mizzou doesn't dominate the Big XII this year like I expect...I'll be all over it...and not giving a flying fuck what the likes of a BOARD BITCH like Jimmy Meds thinks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:33 am

You fucks better pray that Mizzou doesn't dominate the Big XII this year like I expect...

OK...now your're skating on thin ice, wags. I had a feeling you'd earn that board bitch mantle in rather short order...

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:45 am

War Wagon wrote:
You fucks better pray that Mizzou doesn't dominate the Big XII this year like I expect...I'll be all over it...

I hope for your sake this is a troll job because you can already count one home loss on your schedule on about oh, lets say October 28th.

Tech and A&M are probably going to be tough games too being on the road and all.

You have a new starting QB and that is usually not a good thing.

After 10 years only three teams from both divisions have made the Big 12 title game..

North Nebraska, Kansas St and Colorado

South Oklahoma, Texas A&M and Texas

I do not see anything changing in the South, but the North seems wide open to me this year, at this point I really do not have a prediction on who is going to win the North, Mizzzu has as good as chane as anyone, but you are not up to the level of the South and your are playing 3 of the top 4 teams. You might want to worry about Mississippi and New Mexico first.

As far as the NFL forum goes, I read it from time to time, I am just not emotionally invested in any team to follow them enough to feel like I should post in there. Football fans are pretty good in general.

That being said, fuck the NFL, CFB is where it is at. ;)

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:12 am

This is a funny thread...