Choo Choo

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:They probably won't be fleshing this thing out on the boards, or anything.

Wouldn't be their style.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:00 pm

But isn't it exciting? A TROLL WEDDING! Sounds like a great idea.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:16 pm

Dinsdale wrote:

Hey trev, will you marry me?

I'm deeply touched. Although exciting I think a troll wedding is probably a bad idea. Plus you can't afford me.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:20 pm

I don't make the rules around here, but I propose(no pun intended) a moratorium on anyone using the phrase "you take these boards too seriously," unless it's directed at these two, the folks who life just fucking left behind.

trev wrote:Plus you can't afford me.

Rack the Anna Kournakova reset.

I laughed...then I cried.

Well, can we still remain bestest internet buddies?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Well, can we still remain bestest internet buddies?

Yes. I love how we inspire each other. I'm not ready to give
that up.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:29 pm

Trevster, I'm touched.

If you ever change your mind and decide fate meant for you to spend the rest of your life with an arrogant, disrespectful drunk with a slowly but surely receding hairline and a wicked reefer habit....

Don't send me a PM. Start a thread. It means more when done like that.

On the plus side...my sexual prowess is legendary.

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote:They having the ceremony at the infield at the Special Olympics?

Ah....NO! You insensitive FUCKPIG! If you CARED at all about anything other than YOURSELF, you would have noticed that they are getting married in SAVANNAH around THANKSGIVING or some shit, and odds are it will be fucking BEAUTIFUL and PRECIOUS because he FUCKING LOVES HER (you BUTTFUCKING BUTTFUCKER!) as he demonstrated by buying her flowers after her ex was done polishing up her FACE with a few SHINERS and slapping her TAX DEDUCTION all around the trailer. LOVE, DINS. LOVE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS? FLOWERS, YOU MOTHERFUCKING KNUCKLEDRAGGER! HE BOUGHT HER SOME GODDAMN FLOWERS! THAT IS LOVE, MOTHERFUCKER, REAL, TRUE LOVE. NOT SOME FAKE LOVE LIKE FINGERING A DRUNK WHO PASSES OUT ON THE BUS, BUT REAL FUCKING LOVE LIKE PROPOSING TO SOME SKANK WHO SLIMES UP HER CLAM AND DROPS A SNAPSHOT OF IT ON THE INTERNET.

Fuck, I hate you people.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:16 am

Dinsdale wrote:
On the plus side...my sexual prowess is legendary.

So are her PM's.

But of course, you're different, right Dins Genie?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:20 am

Well rack Buc and Katy if'n I'm reading this right. And it's not a troll job.

velocet

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:06 am

Fuck Buc and Katy. Rack Moorese.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:19 am

yep...funny is always better than nice in message board land...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:They having the ceremony at the infield at the Special Olympics?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:01 am

Dinsdale wrote:They having the ceremony at the infield at the Special Olympics?

Preferrably if there's a really loud PA system.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:48 am

RadioFan wrote: You used to be able to mix it up in here with the best of 'em, or at least be part of an intelligent conversation. This thread obviously isn't one of them, which was Dins' entire fucking point. Yet you chose to post in this one, going after him for ripping the shit way this thread started out. And it was shit.

Christ. Change your panties and by all means, please see a welder about removing Dins' schlong from betwixt your teeth. You call this "intelligent conversation"? Seems like a typical Dins "You guys suck" thread. It's about all he's really capable of. What happened to me? What changed? I post when I want about what I want and my attention span for this joint spans all of a handful of minutes a day. I don't spend time pouring over sitcoms, stand-up, joke sites, etc. to "up my game". Once most of you fucks seemed to have about the same mind, but now you're all convinced your the next Dave Chapelle. Don't quit your day job. Net tards it up with the best of them, but it knows what it is. A time waster. A goofy distraction.

Oh and Dins, if your other efforts in this thread represents you "trying", try juggling or balloon animals instead. Don't hurt yourself.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:46 am

Ah yes, football season must be upon us.

My, my, where to even begin.

Spinach Genie wrote:
RadioFan wrote: You used to be able to mix it up in here with the best of 'em, or at least be part of an intelligent conversation. This thread obviously isn't one of them, which was Dins' entire fucking point. Yet you chose to post in this one, going after him for ripping the shit way this thread started out. And it was shit.
Christ. Change your panties and by all means, please see a welder about removing Dins' schlong from betwixt your teeth. You call this "intelligent conversation"?

Actually, it morphed from a shit start to a fairly decent thread. Archive worthy, probably, on the board where you and Katy proclaimed your "love" for one another.

Awwwwww, how sweet.

Spinach Genie wrote:What happened to me? What changed? I post when I want about what I want and my attention span for this joint spans all of a handful of minutes a day.

Exactly my point. Please post about it, for the public's sake. No, really, I'm sure trev and "WHOA" will give you mega RACKs and stuff.

Spinach Genie wrote:I don't spend time pouring over sitcoms, stand-up, joke sites, etc. to "up my game". Once most of you fucks seemed to have about the same mind, but now you're all convinced your the next Dave Chapelle. Don't quit your day job. Net tards it up with the best of them, but it knows what it is. A time waster. A goofy distraction.

Good point.

I guess my quip about PA systems hit home then?

It's a smack board. And so is the board in which you've obviously stuck, allegedly, along with proclaiming your "love" for one another.

Don't like it? Log the fuck off. Or better yet, try actually typing something outside of "I love you."

Oh, and try mixing in a PM or two when sharing your super-special "love," will ya?

Either of my two labs taking a shit has a more meaningful public relationship.

Spinach Genie · Post by **Spinach Genie** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:05 am

Glad the pending nuptials gave you some material, Henny Youngman. When are you and Dins getting hooked? :wink:

No really. Dins muttering to himself for three pages is definitely archive worthy. You guys get right on that.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:16 pm

I don't know if Radiofan is dilerious, trolling or been hanging around PSU too much. Radiofan, you used to be so much more delightful. Between you, PSU, poli and religion talk, this board is sucking. But, if this is what you want it to be, have at it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:25 pm

So...this means no cookies?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:33 pm

Which board is doing 'better' than this one, trev.... ?

Hey, everyone has their own taste in-so-far-as what they like in a board.

.net has lots of aol-type threads, 18 unfunny trolls for every funny one, and it's OWN heavy share of poli talk ......... and racism.
TardTrain is a bad joke.

Smackbat is alright, but 4 posts a day makes the pace a wee bit slow.

THIS board has, far and away, the best sports forums going.

Overall, this board also has the best group of posters, IMO.

Not saying there are not good posters at the other boards too, 'cuz there clearly are, but I think this board has, overall, the best group of regulars.

I'd prefer a few tweeks on this board, but I'm not the man here.

I just run folks.

:idea: If the board sucks, trev, do something to raise the level. :idea:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:34 pm

I really like Spinach Genie. Smart guy. We see eye-to-eye on absolutely nothing, but he's a good read.

I don't think enough bile has been drummed up to get this thread goin'.

velocet wrote:Rack this whole thread and all who have participated in it.

Loves me some smack.

What are you trying to say here, velo? Were you about to call me an asshole? I will fight you.

poptart wrote:I'd prefer a few tweeks on this board

Think we can get Tard posting here? He might place some t1b stickers in high-tweaker traffic areas like burned out slums and truck stops.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:53 pm

lmao

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:54 pm

Hey poptart, I do my part. I'm not saying any other board is better, but this one has become rather bland. You have to admit, .net has been more entertaining lately.

Or maybe you don't think so. I guess it depends on if you're tired of the poli and religion gnashing in addition to PSU, his womanly ways, and Radiofan right there to pump him up.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:59 pm

trev,

why do message boards seem to lead you, rather than you leading them? If you're tired of "poli and religion gnashing", then do something about it, or STFU, cow.

These cookies blow.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:10 pm

trev wrote: You have to admit, .net has been more entertaining lately.

You're a tits and gash fan .... ?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:20 pm

poptart wrote:
trev wrote: You have to admit, .net has been more entertaining lately.
You're a tits and gash fan .... ?

What I saw wasn't a "gash", that is far too vile a description for the perfectly pink holiest of holies I saw.

I dig both boards, but I'm a T1B'r at heart, even if our "leaders"

are making us look like ....

Right about now with this thread.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:37 pm

Yep.

Poptart, you know what I like, you aren't dumb.

I do give this place an A for the non porn.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:40 pm

Old ladies...

I don't get it.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:46 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I don't get it.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:49 pm

PSUFAN wrote:trev,

why do message boards seem to lead you, rather than you leading them? If you're tired of "poli and religion gnashing", then do something about it, or STFU, cow.

These cookies blow.

We don't agree, we don't like each other, don't waste your time.
I'm not interested in arguing with you.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:49 pm

2, 1, 3

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:49 pm

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:50 pm

http://www.liverpoolpictures.co.uk/html ... d_02.shtml

'THREE WOMEN GOSSIPING'

Artist: Brian Gordon
Price: £19.95
Size: 25 x 33 cm
Medium: Open Edition Fine Art Print. Lightfast inks.

Open edition fine art print from an original oil on slate

Open edition fine art print.

"What they found to talk about for so long completely eluded me, whatever it was it was accompanied by a lot of giggling......

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:56 pm

I don't get it.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:58 pm

I don't get you're not getting it. In fact, I get, that you get it, but you're getting it so well, you want to front like ..... you're not gettin' it.

But you're gettin' it.

Got it ?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:05 pm

Not getting it.

No frontin', yo.

What's with the old ladies?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:42 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Not getting it.

I'll go ahead and accept responsibility for that but ......

In my heart, I know I'm funny.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:50 pm

So, Buc...

Did she let you beat her up on the first date?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:57 pm

I get the Good Morning Vietnam reference. The reference is a good one (despite the movie featuring Robin Williams).

Maybe post a pic of old ladies with accompanying smack like "you old bitties sit around this stale dump knitting and waxing poetic about the good ol' days when DC Smackmaster and other people no longer around brought glory. Only difference between you and the old ladies is they actually produce a quilt once in a while and this place doesn't produce shit."

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:03 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I get the Good Morning Vietnam reference. The reference is a good one (despite the movie featuring Robin Williams).

Maybe post a pic of old ladies with accompanying smack like "you old bitties sit around this stale dump knitting and waxing poetic about the good ol' days when DC Smackmaster and other people no longer around brought glory. Only difference between you and the old ladies is they actually produce a quilt once in a while and this place doesn't produce shit."

I going for the group of old women engaging in gossip kind of angle.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:20 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I going for the group of old women engaging in gossip kind of angle.

Why? What did you hear? Spill it, girl.