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Neck said Annan will rescue Hezbollah.

He didn't say Bush will thwart the evil U.N.'s dastardly plans...he just said Hezbollah will be rescued.

Tell me how he isn't implying Bush will be cowed by Annan?
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Felix wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Felix wrote:duhhhhh...
Hey look everybody! It's the T1B punching bag.

Seriously, who hasn't used your face as a speedbag?
link?
It's called Spin Zone.

You can either use my link, or follow the trail of your broken teeth.
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Martyred wrote:
You can either use my link, or follow the trail of your broken teeth.
nope, not getting off that easy asswipe....specific link.....

everybody that posts here knows your M.O. bud.....

I simply offer my observations that your getting your head stoved in throughout this thread....

nothing unusual there......
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...just driving by...is this the REAL MartyRed or did Kaley snake his password?

If it's really you Marty, your chances of surviving this beatdown are....they're not good bud!
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Felix wrote:
Martyred wrote:
You can either use my link, or follow the trail of your broken teeth.
nope, not getting off that easy asswipe....specific link.....
That's pretty brave typing, considering mvscal is logged in.

You have everyone's shoe prints on your back, and no, I'm not doing your work for you.
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Martyred wrote:Neck said Annan will rescue Hezbollah.

He didn't say Bush will thwart the evil U.N.'s dastardly plans...he just said Hezbollah will be rescued.

Tell me how he isn't implying Bush will be cowed by Annan?
Jesus Christ Marty, fucking hit the red X on this one.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
Martyred wrote:Neck said Annan will rescue Hezbollah.

He didn't say Bush will thwart the evil U.N.'s dastardly plans...he just said Hezbollah will be rescued.

Tell me how he isn't implying Bush will be cowed by Annan?
Jesus Christ Marty, fucking hit the red X on this one.
I've smoked you all on this one, and you know it.
Neither Neck nor anyone else on this board could back up his hysteria driven hyperbole.

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mvscal wrote:
The implication is that Annan will certainly try to spare Hezbollah.
No cuntface. Neck didn't say "try". He said "will"
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Martyred wrote:[I've smoked you all on this one, and you know it.
You're sure as hell smoking something, based on the incoherency and idiocy of your posts today...
Martyred wrote:Neither Neck nor anyone else on this board could back up his hysteria driven hyperbole.
"Hysteria?" Dude, put down the double-espresso and the bong....THC, caffeine, and your obvious cerebral shortcomings have combined to make for an ugly, ugly day for you.

Oh, and nice little scoreboard you made up for yourself. It's usually not a good sign when you have to give yourself little personal affirmations to prove to yourself that you're not getting thrashed..

..way to go, Stuart Smalley
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Martyred wrote:
That's pretty brave typing, considering mvscal is logged in.
mvscal has proved me wrong on a number of occasions....as he has a lot of the political posters......while I might disagree with a lot of what he says he has the intellectual capacity to discuss a topic without getting all emotionally worked up and usually can back up his argument with facts.....

you really should try it some time.....
no, I'm not doing your work for you.
you're the dipshit that made the claim....

now either support your contention or STFU......
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Heeeeeere's Marty:

Image

I'm good enough, I'm smart
enough, and doggone it, I'm
not being beaten like the
meth-addicted redneck wife
on "Cops!"

Viva la Self Decepción!
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See what I did? I united...

MtLR
Felix
mvscal
Bushice
Charger Mike
Mississippi Neck
Goober McTuber
Roach

...all in common cause against a single threat (me).

Mission Accomplished.

Image

"heh-heh-heh..."
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Martyred wrote:See what I did? I united...

MtLR
Felix
mvscal
Bushice
Charger Mike
Mississippi Neck
Goober McTuber
Roach

...all in common cause against a single threat (me).

Mission Accomplished.

Image

"heh-heh-heh..."
What's really funny here is that you don't get the irony of you posting that pic and somehow proudly equating it with your efforts here today....
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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
Martyred wrote:See what I did? I united...

MtLR
Felix
mvscal
Bushice
Charger Mike
Mississippi Neck
Goober McTuber
Roach

...all in common cause against a single threat (me).

Mission Accomplished.

Image

"heh-heh-heh..."
What's really funny here is that you don't get the irony of you posting that pic and somehow proudly equating it with your efforts here today....
:lol:

Btw, seems to me that given the direction this thread is gone, and the fact that it's already been renamed once, perhaps it should be renamed again. Just sayin'.
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I get the irony.

Jesus...what a faggot you are.

Why does subtext completely elude you?
I guess it's that awesome American education of yours. So sorry Canadian lesbian animal rights advocates attempted to rob you of it's rich splendor...

:meds:
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I never get hassled this much when I post under my Otis or JaysFan nics...

Is it just the unique political views I express as Martyred?
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Gotta rack Bushice for finding that pic.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Gotta rack Bushice for finding that pic.
Yeah, it takes a real maven to master the intricaces of MSPaint.

:meds: at Bushice.


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Martyred wrote:I get the irony.

Jesus...what a faggot you are.
Point 1 - no, you apparently don't get the irony, or else you wouldn't have stupidly decided to link the generally-agreed-upon stupidity of that banner with your "proud" effort of "uniting" a bunch of posters against you.

You probably just figured, "Ha, I'll post a pic of Bush's stupidity and tweak those rascals!"...without realizing that dropping a pic of Bush-supporter's gaffe merely underscored the failure of YOUR efforts...

Point 2: Dropping the "faggot" card? In a thread not related to homosexuality? Geez, to quote a certain pamphlet-waving "warrior", you must be desperate

Martyred wrote:Why does subtext completely elude you?
Subtext: an underlying and often distinct theme in a piece of writing or conversation

The only theme I see in your posts is jaw-dropping stupidity and an inability to use big words correctly.
Martyred wrote:I guess it's that awesome American education of yours. So sorry Canadian lesbian animal rights advocates attempted to rob you of it's rich splendor...
Hey, I can use big words correctly and don't improperly try to link photos with concepts. That puts me two (more) up on you...
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I'm sorry Lab Rat. I'll vacate your dome now.
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Martyred wrote:I never get hassled this much when I post under my Otis or JaysFan nics...

Is it just the inane political views I express as Martyred?

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Martyred wrote:I'm sorry Lab Rat. I'll vacate your dome now.
My "dome?" My, how gritty, urban America of you.

[fist in the air]Solidarity with the People, Mighty Pamphlet Warrior![/fistintheair]

Face it - I have another 40 days off, it's raining outside, I'm bored, and you are a big fat piñata....
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1. Marty gets piled on.
2. Claims bode for uniting a disparate group of posters in that pile-on.
3. Claims to be in a poster’s dome for participating in said pile-on.

Yep. A Tard Trifecta.
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Martyred wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Gotta rack Bushice for finding that pic.
Yeah, it takes a real maven to master the intricaces of MSPaint.
My bad. But a funny pic nonetheless.
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I've got the intricaces down.
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Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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Martyred wrote:I never get hassled this much when I post under my Otis or JaysFan nics...

Is it just the unique political views I express as Martard?

Wear any mask you want. Your stupidity will shine through....
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Martyred wrote:I never get hassled this much when I post under my Otis or JaysFan nics...

Is it just the unique political views I express as Martyred?
Shitty misdirection. Take your beatdown like a man without bringing O-Money into it...
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fuck this thread.
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