Troll wedding checklist

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:37 pm

I was just thinking that if we could place Annie and mvscal in close quarters, with their minimal contact being controlled by some sort of magnetic containment field, we'd have the makings of one hell of a propulsion source for interstellar travel.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:46 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:with their minimal contact being controlled by some sort of magnetic containment field

Better be one hell of a strong magnet to preclude the manufacture of mudbabies.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:50 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:with their minimal contact being controlled by some sort of magnetic containment field
Better be one hell of a strong magnet to preclude the manufacture of mudbabies.

Mudbabies?!?

Aren't those a Jim Henson muppet spinoff?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:55 pm

Good grief, you guys obsess over the weirdest things - things from a former decade, nearly. Too much.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:58 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:with their minimal contact being controlled by some sort of magnetic containment field
Better be one hell of a strong magnet to preclude the manufacture of mudbabies.
Wouldn't need to be that strong. Not really down with the Rerun from Good Times look.

Rerun was a character in "What's Happening", not "Good Times"

FYI

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:00 pm

mvscal wrote:Not really down with the Rerun from Good Times look.

I think Rerun was actually from that other classic show, "What's Happenin'?"

Besides, I always pictured Annie as more like the waitress:

Any better?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:02 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Good grief, you guys obsess over the weirdest things - things from a former decade, nearly. Too much.

All we are doing is retelling the tales in hopes the moral lessons are reinforced.

If you gathered up all your buddies and told them about Uncle Bill diddling you while you slept at Grandma's house while your mother was out trying to find you a stepdaddy, then maybe everyone would understand the god awful wreck your life has become.

We are giving some depth to the situation by discussing. These people found themselves in a situation that makes them more human. This can be pushed to a comfortable distance or appropriately pitied. We at T1B care.

Seems as if you've picked up the "pitching rocks whilst living in a glass house" disease that drips from your usual hovel. Rethink your position on the term "obsess".

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:02 pm

mvscal wrote:Not really down with the Rerun from Good Times look.

Oh, c'mon...you know that with each and every Van post, you're seething with jealousy.

You know you wanna be herding them flabsteaks like a sheepdog on steroids.

You know you want to invent a new sexual position that involves her facing away from you with her on top, to be named the "solar eclipse."

You know you wanna yodel in that canyon like a leiderhosen-wearing JTR after one too many Swiss Miss and Jaegermeisters.

You know you wanna...

RACK all IB/Rerun resets-btw

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:04 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Good grief, you guys obsess over the weirdest things - things from a former decade, nearly. Too much.
All we are doing is retelling the tales in hopes the moral lessons are reinforced.

If you gathered up all your buddies and told them about Uncle Bill diddling you while you slept at Grandma's house while your mother was out trying to find you a stepdaddy, then maybe everyone would understand the god awful wreck your life has become.

We are giving some depth to the situation by discussing. These people found themselves in a situation that makes them more human. This can be pushed to a comfortable distance or appropriately pitied. We at T1B care.

Seems as if you've picked up the "pitching rocks whilst living in a glass house" disease that drips from your usual hovel. Rethink your position on the term "obsess".

Why did you change your avatar?

Bill and I never bumped uglies. That was Kaley.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:05 pm

Bill and Kaley bumped uglies?

DO TELL!!!!!

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:06 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Bill and Kaley bumped uglies?

DO TELL!!!!!

OK, that made me laugh.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:You know you want to invent a new sexual position that involves her facing away from you with her on top, to be named the "solar eclipse."

OK...I'll admit it, I laughed.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:09 pm

mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
mvscal wrote: Wouldn't need to be that strong. Not really down with the Rerun from Good Times look.
Rerun was a character in "What's Happening", not "Good Times"

FYI
OK.

They were pretty much the same show, though, right?

I'd imagine so, considering they all look alike anyway.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:10 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Bill and Kaley bumped uglies?

DO TELL!!!!!
OK, that made me laugh.

Stop laughing and start dishing, sister.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:14 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Why did you change your avatar?

Bill and I never bumped uglies. That was Kaley.

You shagged KALEY?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:14 pm

mvscal wrote: They were pretty much the same show, though, right?

Absolutely not.

One featured a retarded negro yelling "DY-NO-MITE," while the other featured a retarded negro yelling "Hey Hey Hey."

No trivia points for you.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:15 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: They were pretty much the same show, though, right?

Absolutely not.

One featured a retarded negro yelling "DY-NO-MITE," while the other featured a retarded negro yelling "Hey Hey Hey."

No trivia points for you.

I thought "Hey hey hey" was Fat Albert.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:18 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: They were pretty much the same show, though, right?

Absolutely not.

One featured a retarded negro yelling "DY-NO-MITE," while the other featured a retarded negro yelling "Hey Hey Hey."

No trivia points for you.
I thought "Hey hey hey" was Fat Albert.

Same saying in both shows, but different inflection.

Accent on the second "hey" in "What's Happenin'?". Accent on the last "hey" in "Fat Albert."

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:19 pm

All of your vast knowledge of negroid television is disappointing.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:20 pm

mvscal wrote: I thought "Hey, hey, hey" was Fat Albert?!?

That too. I think What's Happening used it as a parody/tribute.

Apparently using the catch phrase "hey hey hey" was a symptom of sickle cell anemia.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: I thought "Hey, hey, hey" was Fat Albert?!?
That too. I think What's Happening used it as a parody/tribute.

Apparently using the catch phrase "hey hey hey" was a symptom of sickle cell anemia.

But you're still praying for Purolator and Quadraped, right?

Soaring....etc....etc...

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:34 pm

We really should go back to the original topic of trolls marrying trolls.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:36 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:trolls feeding their psychological sickness to jump from abuser to abuser.

FTFY

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:41 pm

I dont know why you guys think my sweetie is abusive.

AND, he's not a troll.

At least, I don't think he is.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:43 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:I dont know why you guys think my sweetie is abusive.

Different topic.

I was referring to the subject at hand...that of a loser bitch leaving her woman-beater. She sought it out once, you know damn-well she did it again...because that is how nut-case bitches who didn't get enough love from daddy roll.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:48 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:I dont know why you guys think my sweetie is abusive.

No doubt that it's projection on the part of some.

As for the rest of us, the pic you posted of your face all bruised up out front should have told you.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:52 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Bill and I never bumped uglies. That was Kaley.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:57 pm

Oh, then there's that, Terry. Not abuse, just pure talent on my part. :D

As for abuse on my end - my ex was too stoned to be abusive.

I honestly thought this thread was supposed to be about a couple of trolls who are getting married to each other in October.

Carry on.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:59 pm

Orc made me laugh.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:59 pm

BSmack wrote: I thought "Hey hey hey" was Fat Albert.

mvscal wrote: I thought "Hey, hey, hey" was Fat Albert?!?

With the identical timestamps. Like minds, or what?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:59 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:I honestly thought this thread was supposed to be about a couple of trolls who are getting married to each other in October.

Who? Zyclone?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:01 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Who? Zyclone?

No, Speedbag Genie and CoweringInTheCornerTroll™.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:02 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Who? Zyclone?
No, Speedbag Genie and CoweringInTheCornerTroll™.

I know Genie, but tell me more about this girly-girl he landed.

Is she cute? Does she like Auburn?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:04 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Is she cute? Does she like Auburn?

She's jumping from abuser to abuser...because that's what fucked-up bitches do.

She better not make him tell her to like Auburn more than once.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:05 pm

Is she cute?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:05 pm

Hey! Hey there....Hey!
Don't make me turn the garden hose on this thread!

BTW, I'm sure Zy is happily engaged to a drawer full of restraining orders.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:07 pm

You really don't know, bace?

Yes, she's cute.

They have some sort of weird Auburn/Kentucky rivalry going on.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:07 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Is she cute?

Any chick who lusts for internet fucking retards probably ain't all that.

And it sounds like she's probably got at least a little lk_scarring about the fist-target.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Is she cute?

Any chick who lusts for internet fucking retards probably ain't all that.

I know what she looks like. Makes me wonder WTF, actually, myself. :wink:

And it sounds like she's probably got at least a little lk_scarring about the fist-target.

I don't get it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Who? Zyclone?
No, Speedbag Genie and CoweringInTheCornerTroll™.
I know Genie, but tell me more about this girly-girl he landed.

Is she cute? Does she like Auburn?

Are they in any way related?

Sincerely,

Youknowwhozie