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lk_pick1 wrote:I don't get it.


Bitch whined about leaving the last dude because he beat her and her fucktrophy.

Whores who stick around for that shit, do so because they have a psychological need to. When the dumb bitch finally decides to "upgrade," about 99.9% of the time, they seek out a new abuser.


Tell me you knew?
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Bender wrote:Just answer the question, Claire ...
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lk_pick1 wrote:Bill and I never bumped uglies. That was Kaley.
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Outing yourself for porking Kaley, as well?

Jolly good, slut.
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lk_pick1 wrote:As for abuse on my end - my ex was too stoned to be abusive.
You say that like it's a good thing . . . :lol:
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Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:I don't get it.


Bitch whined about leaving the last dude because he beat her and her fucktrophy.

Whores who stick around for that shit, do so because they have a psychological need to. When the dumb bitch finally decides to "upgrade," about 99.9% of the time, they seek out a new abuser.


Tell me you knew?
I'm aware of the pattern, yes.

I've never understood it myself.

I think, however, that Genie is a pretty good guy. I doubt he's gonna pound on her in any way that isn't fun.


Orcinus. I'm just going to ignore you. Kaley and I dated in 2001. Fuck, since then I've had a kid graduate from high school and go off to college.

You know, that thing called having a life. You should really try it some time.

Or you can keep sessin. Its amusing.

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lk_pick1 wrote:You really don't know, bace?

Yes, she's cute.
Would I think she's cute? Are you just being her internet friend?
Maybe I should have gone after her. Damn.

We could have gone bowling, downed a couple saspirillas and made out.

Kaley and I dated in 2001
WHAT?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:As for abuse on my end - my ex was too stoned to be abusive.
You say that like it's a good thing . . .


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Bizzarofelice wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:You really don't know, bace?

Yes, she's cute.
Would I think she's cute? Are you just being her internet friend?
Maybe I should have gone after her. Damn.

We could have gone bowling, downed a couple saspirillas and made out.

You guys have GOT to stop!

Kaley and I dated in 2001
WHAT?
No secret, no big deal. I must say, though, he was a blast to hang out with, seriously.
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

Enough about Kaley, what does Genie's girl look like? Tall? Brunette? Cup size?
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Apparently, some of us have been having quite the life as an internet slumpbuster.

I guess you're going to stick with this one, then?
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lk_pick1 wrote: I'm aware of the pattern, yes.
Sin,
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I think, however, that Genie is a pretty good guy.

Bullshit. Abuse-addicted whores seek out whore-beating guys...they can sense one from a mile away. And if he doesn't keep the pimp hand strong, she'll find someone who does. Leopard don't change the black spots around its eyes.



Orcinus. I'm just going to ignore you.
Probably in your better interest right now.

You're probably not quite as clever as you think you are.
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orcinus wrote:Apparently, some of us have been having quite the life as an internet slumpbuster.

I guess you're going to stick with this one, then?
orcinus wrote:Bill and I never bumped uglies.



I'm going to go out on a limb here, and assume the gloves are off?
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Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote: I'm aware of the pattern, yes.
Sin,
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I think, however, that Genie is a pretty good guy.

Bullshit. Abuse-addicted whores seek out whore-beating guys...they can sense one from a mile away. And if he doesn't keep the pimp hand strong, she'll find someone who does. Leopard don't change the black spots around its eyes.

I will say that I'm aware that most people who have been victims of abuse are pretty much known to repeat the pattern. I'm hoping better for her though.

Orcinus. I'm just going to ignore you.
Probably in your better interest right now.

You're probably not quite as clever as you think you are.

You're probably right about that.

I just read your sig. You are just too wrong.
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lk_pick1 wrote:I will say that I'm aware that most people who have been victims of abuse are pretty much known to repeat the pattern. I'm hoping better for her though.

If by "better," you mean "Buc has got to be the most limp-wristed-jizzstain on the entire WWW, so theoretically, he won't be able to smack her as hard as the last guy," then you might be right.
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Dinsy, honestly, where do you come up with this shit dude?
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DID SHE, OR DID SHE NOT admit to being a victim of a woman-beater?

YES, OR FUCKING NO?

Do 99% of punch-drunk whores seek another abuser once they leave/get kicked loose by an abuser?

YES, OR FUCKING NO?



Do the math, trailer queen.


As I mentioed earlier, when the lapdog started nipping and tarding up this board, several people sent links to .net threads where the two of them were making absolute fools out of themselves. I was actually suprised to see this server damn-near crash from people sending me PMs tossing the tard under the bus.


Talk about fucking morons in glass houses throwing stones...more like this clown is standing in the Big Dig firing SCUD missiles at the ceiling.

Fucking idiot.
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Dude, STOP!
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lk_pick1 wrote:Dude, STOP!

Sin,
Katy, in about 6 months
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Dude, although your level of wrongness is off the chain, I am so cracking up today.
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LK, You are a fucking cunt. I just read your participation in the thread at TIB that involved someone you claim is a friend. You think what that person has been through is funny??

You are one fucked up, trailer park trash, gold digging cunt. Fuck you, fuck your ass eating boyfriend, and fuck your ugly mvscal kids. I spit on each and every one of you, CUNT.
Here's hoping your ugly motherfucking face gets used as speedbag again real soon, ya big douchebag.

*Slaps and punches*

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Well gee, lk...I hope I didn't get you in trouble over there, or anything like that.

I would NEVER do such a thing intentionally.
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LK, ......your ass eating boyfriend

I just threw up in my mouth.
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Dammit, when did lk show the hell back up over here?
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Ken wrote:Dammit, when did lk show the hell back up over here?
Ken, didn't you see this post by Din's?
Do 99% of punch-drunk whores seek another abuser once they leave/get kicked loose by an abuser?

YES, OR FUCKING NO?
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Jim Everett wrote:
LK, You are a fucking cunt. I just read your participation in the thread at TIB that involved someone you claim is a friend. You think what that person has been through is funny??

You are one fucked up, trailer park trash, gold digging cunt. Fuck you, fuck your ass eating boyfriend, and fuck your ugly mvscal kids. I spit on each and every one of you, CUNT.
Here's hoping your ugly motherfucking face gets used as speedbag again real soon, ya big douchebag.

*Slaps and punches*

Chyna

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Holy shit, i can hear the sound of that bitchslap from here in L.A. :shock: Woah Nelly.
Rack the FUCK outa whomever wrote that. Completely allsum. :lol:
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orcinus wrote:Image


Why won't you return my calls????? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO????


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Post by Raydah James »

:shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol:



LK and Kaley?


:lol:


This thread is so damn RACKable on so many levels.





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Raydah James wrote:

LK and Kaley?

.
wtf?

is she doing the entire troll population of the states of kansas and missouri one at a time?

first j-flock, then buc & kaley... who's next, kc paul, or war wagon?

where the hell does it end?
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Just the man I live with. It is kinda fun. Keep posting boobie pics and I may never leave the computer. :D

Oh, but make sure they are purdy.
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Dinsdale wrote:Well gee, lk...I hope I didn't get you in trouble over there, or anything like that.

I would NEVER do such a thing intentionally.
Was just skimming over there. Don’t know if you did it or not, but somehow Chyna and Katy are all pissed off at Lk_Pickle. And I think Chyna accused shutyomouth of being a drama queen, and shutyomouth melted, deleted a whole bunch of posts and says he’s done with these messageboards. And Roger_the_Spreadsheeter still wants back in.
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Damn, there was some funny shit in the deleted threads...some old school Burning Shrubbery.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Well gee, lk...I hope I didn't get you in trouble over there, or anything like that.

I would NEVER do such a thing intentionally.
Was just skimming over there. Don’t know if you did it or not, but somehow Chyna and Katy are all pissed off at Lk_Pickle. And I think Chyna accused Type II of being a drama queen, and Type II melted, deleted a whole bunch of posts and says he’s done with these messageboards. And Roger_the_Spreadsheeter still wants back in.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Was just skimming over there. Don’t know if you did it or not, but somehow Chyna and Katy are all pissed off at Lk_Pickle. And I think Chyna accused Type II of being a drama queen, and Type II melted, deleted a whole bunch of posts and says he’s done with these messageboards. And Roger_the_Spreadsheeter still wants back in.

All that over little ol' me?


Did I just cause a board I've never posted on to go Chernobyl?


Alllllrighty then.
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Dinsdale wrote: All that over little ol' me?


Did I just cause a board I've never posted on to go Chernobyl?


Alllllrighty then.


You what that means Dins.


You sooooooo have BODE.

RACK you for being sooooooo in their domes.
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