Flat Tyre

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:36 pm

Before you waste time on the video clip, which is more about " Look at me I'm Kevin Sites and behind my face which fills up 80% of the cameras view you can (almost) see the destruction an israeli air strike made on a building here", it's more the idea behind the video. It comes across as negative or anto israeli propaganda. Why isn't he standing in northern israel showing the hospital or elderly apartment building that was intentionally targeted and hit by hizbollah rockets? Instead he stands there in tyre and talks about the women and children crawling out of the wreckage covered with dust. Fuck him.

and then theres the fact that this is a WHITE guy the muslims hate standing in the middle of a MUSLIM city that was just bombed by white people the muslims hate. How much dick is he sucking to stay alive?

If they go all Nick Berg on him, it's his fault.

Also, the young Lebanese Men are STILL standing in the streets cheering on huzbollah despite the fact it was hizbollah that started this mess, and despite the fact that hozbollah ain't suffering from the mess as much as the people they hide behind are. Women and children cheering? not so much. "death to America" Chants? Yep. them too.

Hey Kev, mix in a little more video footage of the destruction and a little less your face next time.

Edited to that screen-stretching monstrosity would be sane

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:50 pm

I thought you were talking about the beer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:00 pm

mvscal wrote:That's Fat Tire...and it sucks

"Sucks" is far too kind.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:01 pm

Its the Jews fault the Lebanese have such miserable lives. It might as well be their fault that their lives end so abruptly, and not the fact that they are idiots dancing around bombs.

Must suck to be a third world Muslim.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:03 pm

We should send the Muslims cases upon cases of Fat Tire.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:04 pm

Yep, and of course the jews are also at fault for the palestinians miserable existence.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:06 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Yep, and of course the jews are also at fault for the palestinians miserable existence.

I blame New Belgium Brewing.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:That's Fat Tire...and it sucks

"Sucks" is far too kind.

Maybe they should rename it then.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:34 pm

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Must suck to be a third world Muslim.
C'mon now. Focus on the virgins.

those arab chicks are uglier than the goats. the people were nomads because they were looking for a miraculous place where the chicks weren't hairer than the guys.

all unsold copies of one night in paris need to be dropped over southern lebanon. We'll see if those freaks have time to blow themselves up if they're hidden in the backroom with the drapes closed tight.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:56 pm

Not everyone in Lebanon is Muslim.

Just helping you stupid fucking Americans out with that one.

You stupid, stupid Americans.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:00 pm

yet, all of them are now refugees beause of the muslims.

How ironical.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:33 pm

What's classic about Propaganda TV is the showing of crying widows screaming "Death to Isreal" like this is the first time they've felt this way and it's not a required everyday language from these Animals.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:50 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
those arab chicks are uglier than the goats.

Hence, the burkhas? Maybe they're just half dumb.....

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:51 pm

Martyred wrote:
Just helping you stupid fucking Americans out with that one.

You stupid, stupid Americans.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:08 pm

Awesome spot for a Ty Cobb drop...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:05 am

Mister Bushice wrote:yet, all of them are now refugees beause of the muslims.

How ironical.

Yeah, they're refugees because of Hezbollah freedom fighters, and not Israeli
shells crashing into schools and hospitals.

You brainwashed dumbfuck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:08 am

88 wrote:Fat Tire

Truly disgusting, very poorly made "craft brew."

What the fuck is that crap even supposed to be?

It's not a pale. It's not an IPA. It's not...anything. It's a bunch of crap someone threw in a vat, figuring nobody would know any better...and thety were right, apparently.

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Absolutely no thought whatsoever, about "balance," a word it's very doubtful the brewers have ever even heard before, from the hideous taste of the product/consumer-scam.

Pushing an Ass Tire past one's palate, it does exactly what beer isn't supposed to...show layer after layer of really bad flavors, rather than a smooth transition from the front to the finish...the finish that makes me long for the moment I can chop my tongue off to ease the suffering.

Obviously, "differnt strokes for different folks...to each their own"...all that jazz...but that's just piss-poorly made beer. Kind of a trait of that brewery.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:32 am

88 wrote:I like Fat Tire beer. No, strike that. I fucking love Fat Tire beer.

It probably has something to do with my unending infatuation with a certain female who first turned me on to it. She is perfection.

What makes this woman so perfect? Well, I'll gladly tell you. First, there are only a couple of things more ample than her bosoms: (1) her knowledge of college football; and (2) her ability to drop epic smack on retards who do not respect her knowledge of college football. You've got to love a beautiful woman who knows what she is talking about 100% of the time.

When I limped off Mount Rainier, with blisters on my blisters and my ass more tired than its ever been, I hitched a ride to Ashford, Washington and made the driver drop me off at the first place that looked like it sold beer. Fortunately, the purveyor of that shit-hole had a cold six-pack of Fat Tire for sale at a ridiculously high price. I paid the man because it would have been too exhausting to get out my ice axe and kill him, and retreated to his "bier garden", which was little more than a picnic table surrounded by stoned hippy types who were playing hacky-sack and staring at me. I hoisted one of those Fat Tire beers a good inch and a half off the table and tipped it smartly in honor of the beautiful lady I previously spoke about (Did I mention that I was a tired motherfucker?), then promptly downed it and its five companions in lusty, volcanic dusty swallows. After throwing an empty bottle or two at the hippies, I passed out on that picnic table for 11 hours. Rack Fat Tire.

The beer is basically an expensive Bud Light,...but I liked your story 88. Good read

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:35 am

Trampis wrote:The beer is basically an expensive Bud Light

It's worse.

At least the nasties are filtered out of the piss-brew, and it's so vanilla that you don't get all of the evil defects across the tongue. Bud Light definitely doesn't taste good, but at least it just tastes bad lightly...rather than a flat-out offense of the senses.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:05 am

Martyred wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:yet, all of them are now refugees beause of the muslims.

How ironical.
Yeah, they're refugees because of Hezbollah freedom fighters, and not Israeli
shells crashing into schools and hospitals.

You brainwashed dumbfuck.

If they didn't hide like little girls in the schools and hospitals then they wouldn't have shells crashing into the schools and hospitals.

You're a clueless dumbfuck with no brain to wash.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:38 am

Dinsdale wrote:
88 wrote:Fat Tire

Truly disgusting, very poorly made "craft brew."

What the fuck is that crap even supposed to be?

It's not a pale. It's not an IPA. It's not...anything. It's a bunch of crap someone threw in a vat, figuring nobody would know any better...and thety were right, apparently.

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Absolutely no thought whatsoever, about "balance," a word it's very doubtful the brewers have ever even heard before, from the hideous taste of the product/consumer-scam.

Pushing an Ass Tire past one's palate, it does exactly what beer isn't supposed to...show layer after layer of really bad flavors, rather than a smooth transition from the front to the finish...the finish that makes me long for the moment I can chop my tongue off to ease the suffering.

Obviously, "differnt strokes for different folks...to each their own"...all that jazz...but that's just piss-poorly made beer. Kind of a trait of that brewery.

I tried it once because my local market was plum sold out of the Arrogant Bastard. I knew right away that it didn't taste nearly as good as my favorite Stone Brewery products. Now I know why, I guess.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:41 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:That's Fat Tire...and it sucks

"Sucks" is far too kind.

Fat Tire's OK....but their Belgian Black Ale they put out is much better

and Mikey....no....it's not nearly as good as Stone's beers.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:36 pm

Rack 88's attempted hijacking.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:40 pm

No you gotta give the hijack to mikey. but 88 had the better story.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:27 pm

Mikey provided 88 Atta with key logistics and planning as part of the Fat Tire cell. Only 88 had the will to execute it.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:29 pm

he shall be rewarded with 47 virgins, but he has to die first.

tough call.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:28 pm

No worries. All Post life virgins are allowed to speak, and none of them are jews.

It's an allah thing.