Dins, a request, if you'd be so kind...

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:32 pm

While we're talking travel logs and all the thought hit me that I'd like to see you do your Dinsian worst to describe the single best and worst travel excursions you've ever experienced.

Vacation spots...or just towns you know...

Doesn't matter. Best, and worst, anywhere in the world, in typical Dins detail. Just tear it up.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:47 pm

Eventually, maybe.

Don't know if you've noticed -- while my posts tend to be War&Peace-ish, they never stay on a single subject. This is probably due to a wicked case of ADD.

Although I could probably launch into a derogotory diatribe about the evils of Aberdeen WA or Madras OR. And Albany. And Reno.

Someday...

Schmeck · Post by **Schmeck** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote: And Reno.

Reno was at one time a great place to bag mediocre looking drunk tourist chicks.

It may still be, but I haven't been there in many years.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:54 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Don't know if you've noticed -- while my posts tend to be War&Peace-ish, they never stay on a single subject. This is probably due to a wicked case of ADD.

Try and not get your ass impaled by a picket while straddling that fence m'kay?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:59 pm

Schmeck wrote: Reno was at one time a great place to bag mediocre looking drunk tourist chicks.

Still is, I suppose.

But dude...look who you're talking to...I bag those everywhere I go.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:00 am

Dins, just free associate and knock something out. Whatever it is, it is.

That's usually your best shit, when you just wing it.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:10 am

He's covered this elsewhere. I think he said California, Nevada and Canada top his list as favorites.

velocet

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:16 am

Im sure he can come up with something derogatory about us drysiders in eastern WA and OR.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:16 am

velocet wrote:Canada

Six hours up the freeway, yet I still haven't been to that third-world shithole in a loooong time.

Did I mention the first time I got really drunk and high and had intimate contact with a female in an elevator was while I was in canada?

I was 15 at the time.

Good times.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:18 am

Trampis wrote:Im sure he can come up with something derogatory about us drysiders in eastern WA

Dude, you live in Eastern WA by choice.

What can I possibly do or say to make your situation worse?

Life has beaten you down so thoroughly, I can't pile-on in good conscience.

Schmeck · Post by **Schmeck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:23 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Trampis wrote:Im sure he can come up with something derogatory about us drysiders in eastern WA

Dude, you live in Eastern WA by choice.

What can I possibly do or say to make your situation worse?

Life has beaten you down so thoroughly, I can't pile-on in good conscience.

I grew up in eastern/central Wa. Yakima, to be exact. When the day a mountain dumps 2 inches of volcanic dirt on your ass is the high point of your childhood, you know you live in a dull place.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:25 am

Schmeck wrote:you know you live in a dull place.

Yeah, but all the beautiful flora...oh, wait...if it ain't irrigated, and it ain't sagebrush, it don't grow there.

Although, Yakima has much nicer views than most of Shithole ERRRRRR Eastern WA.

Schmeck · Post by **Schmeck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:29 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Schmeck wrote:you know you live in a dull place.

Yeah, but all the beautiful flora...oh, wait...if it ain't irrigated, and it ain't sagebrush, it don't grow there.

Although, Yakima has much nicer views than most of Shithole ERRRRRR Eastern WA.

Yeah, I give it a hard time, but it's not terrible, I suppose. I had a view of Ranier from my back yard.

I live in Albuquerque now, so it's not like I've traded too far up the ladder.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:15 am

Van,

Travelogue? You know here in the U & L we have these things called mountains, beaches, golf courses, methadone clinics, and bar skanks. Why would I ever leave?

Sincerely,

Dins

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:16 am

socal wrote:Van,

Travelogue? You know here in the U & L we have these things called mountains, beaches, golf courses, methadone clinics, and bar skanks. The last two are the most important of all. Why would I ever leave?

Sincerely,

Dins

FTFY.