The sun kills 60,000 a year

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The sun kills 60,000 a year

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This article sucks but the last three comments are priceless.
“Between 41,000 and 71,000 deaths, with a best estimate of around 60,000 were attributed to excessive ultraviolet rays exposure (in 2000),” the WHO said in a statement. Besides causing sunburn, cataract and other skin disorders, these rays contribute as much as 90 per cent to the development of melanoma.
Subject : 0.00000090 Percent of the World Population Dies Of Skin Cancer Annually
By: Mark Donaghey | on : Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:28:25 GMT
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Wrap the children in blankets all summer! Construct a giant UV-protection bubble over your home now! Start mowing your lawns at midnight! The Sun is out to kill 0.00000090 percent of us all... EVERY YEAR!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Subject : Get George
By: May Sutter | on : Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:25:06 GMT
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I think we could get George Bush to invade the sun.

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Subject : WHO The Sun
By: mike roche | on : Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:39:00 GMT
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I think we should NUKE the sun and take it out. That would save 60,000 lives a year.
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We all need to go underground
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They are trying to ban smoking on California beaches. (maybe they already have).

So the cocksucker that wants to light up on the beach will get ticketed for violating a law that is designed to eliminate harmful second-hand smoke. Meanwhile, the cunt laying next to him, covered in vegetable oil, will proceed to sun herself for 8 hours.

fuckin' liberals.
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don't you just love it ??
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Can they place a ban on sunbathing?
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Sirfindafold wrote:They are trying to ban smoking on California beaches. (maybe they already have).

So the cocksucker that wants to light up on the beach will get ticketed for violating a law that is designed to eliminate harmful second-hand smoke. Meanwhile, the cunt laying next to him, covered in vegetable oil, will proceed to sun herself for 8 hours.

fuckin' liberals.
Aren't you candy-assed conservatives all about personal responsiblity? Let 'em cook in the sun if they wanna. Shove your smokes up your ass.
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All these idiotic laws attempting to protect people from their own stupidity aren't good for the integrity of the gene pool.

Natural selection, people, is a beautiful thing.
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socal wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:They are trying to ban smoking on California beaches. (maybe they already have).

So the cocksucker that wants to light up on the beach will get ticketed for violating a law that is designed to eliminate harmful second-hand smoke. Meanwhile, the cunt laying next to him, covered in vegetable oil, will proceed to sun herself for 8 hours.

fuckin' liberals.
Aren't you candy-assed conservatives all about personal responsiblity? Let 'em cook in the sun if they wanna. Shove your smokes up your ass.

go fuck yourself. and fuck long beach.

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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:All these idiotic laws attempting to protect people from their own stupidity aren't good for the integrity of the gene pool.

Natural selection, people, is a beautiful thing.
Problem is, that argument works only if the people being killed off are relatively young. If it's killing off people in their 60's and 70's, who otherwise would have lived into their 80's or 90's, the natural selection argument doesn't matter. Those people are already done breeding, in any event.
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Re: The sun kills 60,000 a year

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“Between 41,000 and 71,000 deaths, with a best estimate of around 60,000 were attributed to excessive ultraviolet rays exposure

This "science" is of course based upon a control group that has been kept in complete darkness since birth, right?

Oh well, sounds at least more credible than the secondhand smoke "debate." I guess the sun will never be quite as politicized, since it's much harder to claim moral superiority when dealing with the sun.
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rack the sun
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lk_pick1 wrote:Can they place a ban on sunbathing?


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