are you kidding me.....

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:01 pm

a 26 on the front nine from one of the shortest hitters in the game.......

nice shootin tex....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:17 pm

26 is impressive...but if you're going to do it...do it where there's a buncha par 3's, I guess.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:40 pm

Dinsdale wrote:26 is impressive...but if you're going to do it...do it where there's a buncha par 3's, I guess.

you consider 3 to be a "bunch".....

the guy was 8 under on the front side......

that'd even be impressive on an "executive" course......

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:18 pm

Felix wrote:you consider 3 to be a "bunch"

I consider any number greater than 2 "a bunch."

But if you add in an extra 3, while omitting a 5, you've definitely put things into Pavin's wheelhouse. Almost every other player drools at the thought of making hey on the 5's, while Pavin fears them.

Hell, I get pissed when they short a course/side of par 5's....assuming they don't get all silly and make me hammer 3 long ones to get there. Heck, if I get on or near the green in 2, I can usually salvage a 7 out of the deal.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:03 am

Dinsdale wrote: you've definitely put things into Pavin's wheelhouse.

you know I respect you Dins, but this is an inane statement......

464 yard par fours don't exactly fit what I call the "wheelhouse" for a guy that averages 265 yards off the tee.....while the longer hitters could be hitting anywhere from an 9 to a sand wedge, he's hitting 4 or 5 irons......

there is no reason for him to fear par 5's...he just accepts the fact he's not getting home in two and plays accordingly....barring disasterous shots, he'd be putting for birdies on the par 5s....

generally speaking he'll be hitting 2 or 3 clubs shorter than the majority of those guys.....

call it what you want, but it's pretty impressive to me.......

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:55 am

26+35=61

Awesome 1st nine...standard 2nd nine.

GREAT Round of 9 under!

what will we see on Friday?

hope its not a 75....if he even gets his round in due to the weather delays.

a 26 for nine holes on TOUR????

INCREDIBLE!

from Pavin?????

WoW!!!!!!!

who cares how many par 3's are on the nine holes--->8 under over nine holes ON TOUR....unfuckingbelievable.

and from Pavin????

he probably shot his LOAD for the season over that nine holes.....hope he Viagra's UP and contends over the weekend.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:56 pm

Qbert wrote: he probably shot his LOAD for the season over that nine holes.....hope he Viagra's UP and contends over the weekend.

that's just wrong......

on a side note, I'd like Dinsdale to note that in my pick for my golf contest is Ben Crane..........

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:56 am

Felix wrote:
Qbert wrote: he probably shot his LOAD for the season over that nine holes.....hope he Viagra's UP and contends over the weekend.
that's just wrong......

on a side note, I'd like Dinsdale to note that in my pick for my golf contest is Ben Crane..........

Not a good pick.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:00 pm

Rack Fu wrote:
Felix wrote:
Qbert wrote: he probably shot his LOAD for the season over that nine holes.....hope he Viagra's UP and contends over the weekend.
that's just wrong......

on a side note, I'd like Dinsdale to note that in my pick for my golf contest is Ben Crane..........
Not a good pick.

understatement.....DQ'd for signing an incorrect scorecard....

I've come to expect it from U&L'ers.....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:27 am

guess he Viagra'd UP????

Pavin WINS?????

if Pavin CAN WIN again on Tour....what's next?????

Felix--->are you considering a try at Monday Qualifying for the Buick this Week????

g0d and Gawd...if the Bitter Little Bulldog can WIN again after 10 years....

Say it with me....(you know whats coming...)

DAVID DUVAL WILL WIN AGAIN Very Very SOON!

i say....International!

RACK PAVIN!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:50 pm

Qbert wrote: Felix--->are you considering a try at Monday Qualifying for the Buick this Week????

RACK PAVIN!

rack him indeed......

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:26 is impressive...but if you're going to do it...do it where there's a buncha par 3's, I guess.

Could your curmudgeonly 'tude have something to do with Pavin being from...................................................................................

*UCLA*

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:29 am

i've been meaning to ask you....

where is that hole....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:19 pm

The Seer wrote: Could your curmudgeonly 'tude have something to do with Pavin being from...................................................................................

*UCLA*

Nah. Heck, I'll even root for the fools, since they have Kevin Love playing hoops now(way to go, Ernie Kent).

Nah, I've just always thought Pavin was a mouthy, arrogant prick.

And for God's sake, swing the fucking club like a heterosexual for a change, Cory.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:48 pm

[quote="Dinsdale"][/quote]

casually ignoring the weak jab thrown toward the U&L (more specifically your boy Ben

so, how bout that DQ...

fucker cost me money....never again....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:48 pm

Felix wrote:so, how bout that DQ...

Dude has to spend 6 minutes double and triple checking his shot, but he couldn't spend the extra 30 seconds to correctly fill out his card?

Nice work, Ben.

I'll tell ya' -- if that guy wasn't my ultra-homey, I would freaking hate the guy...just like every player on the tour does. If I showed up at the local muni, and I had the chance to group up with Ben....I might actually politely decline, and ask if I can just play through.

Fuck, I can only imagine what he's like when he gets a couple of beers and bowls down him (he's from Beaverton, I assume he burns).

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:44 am

Dinsdale wrote:
The Seer wrote: Could your curmudgeonly 'tude have something to do with Pavin being from...................................................................................

*UCLA*

Nah. Heck, I'll even root for the fools, since they have Kevin Love playing hoops now(way to go, Ernie Kent).

Nah, I've just always thought Pavin was a mouthy, arrogant prick.

And for God's sake, swing the fucking club like a heterosexual for a change, Cory.

15 wins on the tour, a major, and sterling Ryder Cup record; probably didn't need to change a whole lot.....

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:45 am

Felix wrote:

i've been meaning to ask you....

where is that hole....

I found it, it fit, and it looks like somewhere I want to be instead of typing on my keyboard....