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Minorthreat, Mister Twister??? You fuckers still lurking around here??

How bad are the Hawks going to butt rape your overrated Clones? 30? 40? 50???

ISU, in true Big-12 fashion, has to escape 1-AA Illinois State. This game was tied 8-8 at half. Veeerrry nice!

Enough talk about the Clones, on to things that matter...

-Notre Dame....Nice start to the Weis era.
-Oklahoma....I only saw the end of the game, but what the fuck happened? Offensive line looked like shit, Paul Thompson looked horrible. Good thing Jason White isn't on this team or they wouldn't win a game.
-Zac Taylor.....Sounds like he's as good of a passer as Tommie Frazier and Eric Crouch were. He'll fit in perfectly in the West Coast offense!!
-Auburn....Did I really see them playing a white running back???


And my pick is Miami 27 FSU 20. Miami is my sleeper national champion this year. They have 9 cupcakes and 2 tough games. If they beat FSU (and I think they will) and Va Tech, they're headed to Pasadena. That said, Larry Coker is coaching this team and you never know if he'll actually have his team ready to play each week. There is always the possibility of a Coker coached team that the 'Canes might be disinterested against UNC or Virginia or some other team and get upset.


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go fuck yourself...


Iowa sure looked good against Ball State and 13 suspended players...


GO FUCKING CLONES....
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The clones obviously did not come to play aganist Illinois State, hopefully they saved their A-game for the hawks. I'll definitely be rooting for the clones, I would even if JON wasn't a dick.

Iowa State is like Colorado State they always have a fire in their belly for the in-state rival. But while the game should be competitive Iowa will eventually be too much.

Iowa 27
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You go fuck yourself, ass fucker!

Not Iowa's fault Ball State fucking blows. We were supposed to play Missouri yesterday, but those pieces of shit chickened out.

Regardless of who we played, the team still looked very good. No one got hurt, our young guys got some experience, and that's about all you can ask for in a game like that.

I kinda felt bad for Ball State. It got so bad that we took our starters out of the game with 8 minutes remaining in the 2nd quarter. And then we pretty much just sat on the ball the rest of the game.

That was the worst team I have ever seen.

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TheJON wrote: -Auburn....Did I really see them playing a white running back???
He played in the alabama game a couple of years back. Everyone though the tigers were gonna lose because Williams and Brown were out but he stepped up and ran all over bama. He has been recieving kicks the past couple of years.
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White chocolate at RB for Auburn, eh? He may have played well against Bama, but come on, has anyone ever won with a white RB???
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Tre is quick. Only problems is he cant block for shit, he showed that in the GT game, and he fumbles quite often.

Btw, I believe there has been a couple of white heisman trophy running backs.
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TheJON wrote:You go fuck yourself, ass lover!
as an empirical observation, that seems to be part of Danimal's MO.

and i ain't complaining. one i heartliy support. and somehow it seems to take on a different tenor when Danimal posts pics and you whine.
We were supposed to play Missouri yesterday, but those pieces of shit chickened out.


i going to give this version of JON one here. Pinkel is a puss. of course, he didn't get beat by TCU at home on Saturday.

jon's post also has "sat on the balls" in it. you got be more careful or less frank.

JMO.
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Believe the Heupel wrote:Heh.

I can name two white RB Heisman Trophy winners from one school

I'm guessing Meds could as well.

As could Terry or Killian.
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My father in law and I had a conversation over the phone and the jest of it was "Atleast we get to suck togtether this year." :lol:
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TheJON wrote: There is always the possibility of a Coker coached team that the 'Canes might be disinterested against UNC or Virginia or some other team and get upset.
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Last I checked, Tom Rathman played fullback. And you never see any white RB's anymore. You have to go back quite a ways to find the last real good white RB- or at least one that I can recall.
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TheJON wrote:Last I checked, Tom Rathman played fullback. And you never see any white RB's anymore. You have to go back quite a ways to find the last real good white RB- or at least one that I can recall.
The answer to your original question (has anyone ever won with a white RB???) is YES.
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Post by buckeye_in_sc »

jon = stupid fucker...


SMU dickhead also had Craig James to go along with Eric Dickerson...does the name Pony Express mean anything?

so what Rathman played fullback he still played in the offensive backfield and scored a shitload of points...Rob Konrad from Syracuse was also a pretty good football player if I recall...

perhaps Jon is pulling ahead in the board bitch race based on this post???
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I am convinced in the Greatness of Kirk Ferentz. I think Jon's going to be a happy camper this year...that, and I hear he double-stitched his flag to his belt.

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check out that white guy kicking ass!
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p.s check out the SOCCER net behind them. And what on earth is Jon doing, trying to hand the ball to his would-be tackler? I'm confused.
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White chocolate at RB for Auburn, eh? He may have played well against Bama, but come on, has anyone ever won with a white RB???
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this has got to be a set up for some guy jon played against in hich school--who was the best looking guy on the team.
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Jon=bitch=parrot and now= racist. What a tool.
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Actually, Jon=IDontWatchFootball, if Jason White had been OU's QB on Saturday, we're up in that game at least 7... Wilson was WIDE open on two overthrown balls.

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Marc Edwards sucked, so did John Riggins, or Brian Piccolo, or ........

JON, shut the fuck up. The first time you show up you leap right near the front of BBR 2005.
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Jon, quit acting like a dick and people won't call you a dick.

Ya I am an ass-fucker, so what?

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Dickhead,

Tre Smith of Auburn was a stud in HS. He led Venice High (in Florida, where talent runs deep!) to a State title a couple years ago. He's the real deal.

Don't you root for a school who had a stud wr/kr a few years back who happened to be white, or have you fogeotten Tim Dwight?
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if meyer could throw the ball with some sort of touch, it would be 14-0




it's pretty obvious, Iowa secondary likes to run after guys as they go by. States WR are 3-5 yards wide open on every play!
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Sorry I was late. S'up everyone? I see JON is still a moron.
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mike alstott was a horrible rb at purdue :meds:
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Threads like this are great even a year later.

Way to go Jon!
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Which is why I don't like to bury our classics in the "Archive" archive. I'd rather keep them in our history so we can easily go back to them.

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Yeah, but threads like this also make it painfully obvious that Jon's ex old lady saw more football with her head in Ronald McDonald's lap than he watches on Saturdays...

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If they beat FSU (and I think they will) and Va Tech, they're headed to Pasadena.
Alright this is the second time in the last week I've seen this. The BCS National Championship Game is on Jan. 8th in Glendale, AZ. Unless I accidentally fell asleep for about three years.
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L45B wrote:Alright this is the second time in the last week I've seen this. The BCS National Championship Game is on Jan. 8th in Glendale, AZ. Unless I accidentally fell asleep for about three years.
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Thanks, Dickhead. :lol:

Now that I think about it, Jon's FSU prediction might happen given Iowa & the San Diego Chargers play in the BCS title game.
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