Best.....video....EVAH!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:53 pm

Holy fuck, Prime X's avatar...

...comes to life!

Nothing will ever touch this for sheer TVO responding to Mvscal hilarity...

http://www.break.com/index/angry_german ... itles.html

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:09 pm

Holy shit!

Favorite part is the diabolical laughter halfway through after he catches his breath.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Holy shit!

Favorite part is the diabolical laughter halfway through after he catches his breath.

Instead of "diabolical" I used the word "manic" but yeah, that's exactly what I said to my wife after I showed her that clip.

I've never seen anything like that. I've never laughed so hard at an internet video, either.

That is one completely twisted little fucker. I wish we could bookmark this dude. Before all is said and done this guy is going is to do some real damage to humanity...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:00 pm

rack that shit. dude goes single A manager from the very beginning.

"I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT! FUCK YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK!"

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:18 pm

Holy SHIT.

His folks better invest in a cable modem for lil Hitler.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:39 pm

Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:42 pm

KC Scott wrote:Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

that's the first thing that crossed my mind.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:03 am

When that computer is broken down and useless I bet that kid will just toss it in an oven.

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:04 am

http://www.break.com/index/carmen_in_black.html

when u finish watching the teen boy, enjoy this from the same site

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:37 am

fake tits and botox lips. Probably cheek implants too.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:19 am

Hottie videos are less than a dime a dozen...

This kid is a one of a kind freak.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:10 am

Maybe if he didnt play w/ a dial-up connection, he wouldnt have such long load times.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:30 am

Psychotic German Kid wrote:I DON'T NEED HELP! I DON'T NEED HELP!

yeah- I beg to differ!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:58 am

Check out the comments section. Quite a few folks seem to think it's a troll job.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:03 am

you have to wonder who set up the camera to be at such a perfect angle to capture his tirade.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:13 pm

That's a fake as can be. Good lord, he clicks the mouse once and has a kill? Anybody actually play Unreal? That fat little faggot would have been fragged twelve times with as little as he actualy pretended to move.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:56 pm

His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:15 pm

fake. but funny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:51 pm

Soccer Melt

This is considered the original. The Unreal Tournament subtitles seem a little out of whack after you watch the soccer one. Still, both are hilarious.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:26 pm

Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:05 pm

Van wrote:Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

i have a friend who is a german major and who can speak the language pretty well. i sent it to him right away when i first saw it. of course, he's the kind of dude who checks his email like once every three weeks, but i hope he gets around to it soon.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:07 pm

I don't think it differs much from the subtitles that are now on the clip.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:30 pm

Dins will know. He'll tell us.

One way or the other, Dins already knows, guaranteed. You gotta loves you some Dins that way.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:34 pm

socal wrote:His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Autism, eh?

I'll have to ask my doctor if that's what I have next time I'm there.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:53 pm

socal wrote:a student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Admit it, you get a lot of that, don't you, especially from the females you hit on?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:08 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
socal wrote:His behavior reminds me of an autistic student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated when his perception of reality crumbled, he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.

Autism, eh?

I'll have to ask my doctor if that's what I have next time I'm there.

I suddenly catch a spell of the autism after each coon. Sometimes, I catchup to 3 spells of autism on one hole.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:21 pm

Van wrote:Somebody here who speaks German needs to provide us with the translation to this thing. Yeah, of course somebody can provide whatever funny subtitles they want and probably that's what we're getting here but I have little doubt that the real thing will be the funniest of all...

Whatever he's saying, it's gotta be incredible.

The subtitles are spot on as far as I can tell ('cept for maybe some of the unintelligible stuff). It's actually not really too hard to translate, since he mostly says different versions of "Ich will Unreal Tournament spielen" (I want to play Unreal Tournament) over and over.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:30 pm

OCmike, that's downright incredible to me then. It's even more ridiculous to me now, knowing that he actually was screaming that he wants to play a fuggen video game...and he actually felt the need to say the name of the game over and over.

He was literally screaming and drooling and doing that maniacal laugh over killing people, over and over? He lost it like that, when he got killed himself?

Biggest melt I've ever seen. Can't imagine anything ever touching that one...

I mean, yeah, I once threw my Carl's Jr cheeseburger at my tv during a USC-ND game in the 70s, but this guy, wow...

I sure hope it's not fake. Shit this awesome, it'd better be real. If it's a fake, dude needs to come to Hollywood and make a living.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:Is it just me or does that kid look like Jess before he found Dunkin Donuts?

also, dude had a speaking part.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:39 pm

Van wrote: Nothing will ever touch this for sheer TVO responding to Mvscal hilarity...

And I'm the anklebiter?

BTW- something funny about the kid being German and mvsKKKal being a naziracistfucktard and you saying it was like me responing to him.

You are a dolt on so many levels Van.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:28 pm

Van wrote:
socal wrote:a student I had in my classroom last year, who became so agitated he began stabbing himself with his pencil saying he wanted to die.
Admit it, you get a lot of that, don't you, especially from the females you hit on?

If there were any hitting going on, the pencil would be driven into my neck as I slumber.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:42 pm

mvscal wrote: This is pure bullshit from a lying Jew pig. Jews lie like this all the time.

... on sooooo many levels Van....

T1B

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