That's about how I feel every time I read one of Van's posts.
But really...you can't tell me those chicks just have Taco Bell for lunch, then are able to fart on command.
Nope, there's obviously some sort of "fluffer" running around with a tire pump to prep the skanks, so they can deliver their "lines" on cue....and I want that job. If for nothing else, so I can really wow them when asked "so, Dins...what did you do at work today?"
Of course, if a website featured midget bitches doing that shit...I'd become a lifelong subsciber.