We need to compile the all dumbass team

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:17 pm

I nominate Romonce 5lbs Taylor at runningback Kwame Cavil at WR and Texas DE Mike Williams at DE. I will let everyone else nominate guys from their team. (Sooner fans I don't want to steal your thunder).

The only rule is the guy has to have proven his dumbassness in college not the NFL otherwise this team would be dominated by the Florida schools. I'm thinking this list might still be dominated by the SEC :D

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:29 pm

Do I even have to say it?

Vito Corleone wrote:
The only rule is the guy has to have proven his dumbassness in college not the NFL

Oh, I guess not. Nevermind then.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:37 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Do I even have to say it?

Vito Corleone wrote:
The only rule is the guy has to have proven his dumbassness in college not the NFL
Oh, I guess not. Nevermind then.

yes this was my Ricky Williams rule

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:44 pm

Rodney Thomas will be the backup RB.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:10 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Rodney Thomas will be the backup RB.

You cannot have an aggy list without Tate Pittman. He should make the team twice since he was busted for cranking his crank in public twice. :D

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:02 am

Eric Wright will be a starter and captain of the team at DB.

He'll throw big parties for the team off all the cayshe he makes selling drugs.

Dumbfuck.

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:12 am

Dante Hall, especially if compliling an "Arrogant Dumb Ass" Team.

RC kicked him off the team for receiving over 240 parking tickets in two months. Hey, at least he went to class.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:16 am

Vito Corleone wrote:
Q, West Coast Style wrote:Do I even have to say it?

Vito Corleone wrote:
The only rule is the guy has to have proven his dumbassness in college not the NFL
Oh, I guess not. Nevermind then.
yes this was my OJ Simpson rule

fixed

Aggie Gal · Post by **Aggie Gal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:18 am

I've got a personal problem with Dante: the son-of-a-bitch was driven around before and after games in a golf cart. Chauffeured golf cart. Almost runs a friend and me over after a game.

My friend yells, "FUCK YOU" at the cart, which never even slowed down. I say, "Hey, that was Dante Hall." So I yell, "FUCK YOU, great game!" at them.

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:23 am

Dan Kendra

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:25 am

Oh fuck...let's not forget Winston Justice for getting busted picking up a hooker.

Oh, and then for pulling a fake gun on some dude on campus.

He's at least 2nd team...

Q, West Coast Style · Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:31 am

Need a coach?

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:04 am

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Need a coach?

I'm guessing the Seer might have a nomination in that category...

This is actually kind of hard to come up with a CU candidate. Most of CU's dumbasses are exempt thanks to the Ricky/OJ rule (Rae Carruth, Rashaan Salaam, Michael Westbrook).

I guess I could nominate Ward Churchill in some capacity. Does this team need a waterboy?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:38 am

I say we mix up the roster between the 95 Nebraska team and this year's Miami team.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:52 am

former UT rb Edwin Simmons prolly deserves a look.

Frank Beamer's growth · Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:03 am

Looks like we are pretty stacked at running back but what would a dumbass team be without Lawrence Phillips?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:11 am

Frank Beamer's growth wrote:Looks like we are pretty stacked at running back but what would a dumbass team be without Lawrence Phillips?

hard to argue with that....and CHristian Peter and Richie Incognito. the latter lasted what, a week at Oregon?

Jerremy Stevens at UW is there, too.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:02 am

Peter Warrick at WR

Janikowski at Kicker

minorthreat · Post by **minorthreat** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:07 am

Jason Berryman at DE.

2002 Defensive MVP as a Freshman.
Led the team in tackles.

Gets arrested for beating up a student and stealing his wallet containing $4 and his cell phone.
The cops call the stolen phone and it rings in the back of their car in Berryman's pocket where he has been cuffed and stuffed.
Does 258 days in jail.
Gets a second chance on the team. Plays the 2004-2005 season.
Gets busted at a bar for being a minor while on probation a few weeks before his 21st B-Day.
Kicked off the team for good.
Enters the Supplemental Draft.
Does not get drafted.

Frank Beamer's growth · Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:18 am

"hard to argue with that....and CHristian Peter and Richie Incognito. the latter lasted what, a week at Oregon? "

Yeah he lasted about a week at Oregon, he was a real douche.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:44 pm

Hate to add another QB, but the team would not be complete without its dope-slinging, underage-contributing, gun-waving shitstain, Marcus Vick.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:49 pm

You guys, and Gal, really disappoint me. How do you over look Chris Rix?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:31 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote: I guess I could nominate Ward Churchill in some capacity. Does this team need a waterboy?

Ward could be the (fake) Indian mascot.

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:35 pm

Terrel Farley at LB, much as he did for us he was still a dumbass for getting two DUI's within a few months time to get himself booted.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:42 pm

Gotta throw in the ucLabia players who got busted using fake handicapped signs to park on canpus illegally.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:00 pm

dunno if it's just me or not...but wtf is up with HBs and being dumbasses?

Mo. Clarett's gotta be pushing for the starting job.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:24 pm

Starting QB has got to be Art Schlister...

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