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Jerry Porter "buried" by Shell...

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...Art Shell was quoted as saying, "Jerry Porter has the worst attitude of any player I've ever coached". This after Porter told Shell to F- off after Shell told him to go practice by himself.

It is reported the Raiduhs want 2 number one's for Porter so look for him to languish on the bench all freeking year as Shell makes an example of him :shock: ...


Link..no link..just reported on "The Loose Cannon's" radio show here in SoCal.
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I was just reading this about Porter.

Jerry Porter is already testing coach Art Shell

Anyone who would be caught dead wearing Ted Dibiase's "Million Dollar Belt" on the first day of training camp deserves an old school asswhipping. Especialy when they are wearing said belt and demanding a freaking trade.

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Seriously, why are receivers such cancers? What makes a receiver feel like he is above the rest of the team?

Randy Moss
Jerry Porter
Chad Johnson
Joe Horn
Terrel Owens

The list goes on. What other position has so many loudmouth stains?
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RACK Shell.


Fuck Porter. He is the WR version of Phillip Buchanon.




UNRACK Al for resigning that useless fuck when Raidernation wanted him gone.........RACK Al for not hesitating one moment to bury his ass to the end of the depth chart.



Gabriel is more consitent, bigger built, and just as fast (If not faster) than Porter.


See ya, bitch.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, why are receivers such cancers? What makes a receiver feel like he is above the rest of the team?

Randy Moss

Congrats on proving what a brainless cunt you are regarding the NFL.



Link to where Randy Moss has said he is above the Raiders?


The motherfucker played hurt for us in 10 games, and never ran his mouth about our shitbag coach (Turner) or his horrid offensive schemes.

In fact, dude has been nothing short of a model fucking citizen since his arrival here.
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Disagree.


Rivers wont be that fucking bad.


6-10 awaits.
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Moss may have turned it around some, cum gel boy. However, he is a career asshole. Gobble his cock all you want.

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Model fucking citizen you have there. I always love the "Since he's been on our team..." remarks. He's still a stain and should be treated as such.
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So, how badly were your falopian tubes qiuvering when you put that pic up?


Yes, highly offensible shit there-would you like a rag to clean up your manginal spotting?
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How shocking that a Raider would cultivate an attitude.
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Good luck, Art. Seriously.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously, why are receivers such cancers? What makes a receiver feel like he is above the rest of the team?

Randy Moss
Jerry Porter
Chad Johnson
Joe Horn
Terrel Owens

The list goes on. What other position has so many loudmouth stains?
Replace Chad Johnson's name with Ashley Lelie and you've got yourself a list.

Sure Johnson draws a metric shitload of attention to himself and I can see where his personality would rub some the wrong way, but I think it's all in fun and I've seen nothing to indicate that his conduct is detrimental to the team.
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Red,

You have a point there. I don't think his conduct is detrimental to the team. I do remember him saying something in the nature of "I'm gonna do my thing. I don't care if they fine me or penalize me. I'm gonna do my thing."

If he follow through with that and is penalized for it, then, he will be on that list.
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Gayduh,

I'm pretty sure Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is your favorite movie.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Gayduh,

I'm pretty sure Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is your favorite movie.
Christ.

Yet another post for the Tard hall of Fame.




I just hope you didnt strain your labia typing that epic retort out.
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Fuck Jerry Porter.

In case anyone missed it I said:

Fuck Jerry Porter!

Can't trade him though guys. Our cap situation is really not that great due to some past contracts and the bonus hit would really hurt us.

We are most likely stuck with him for the year.

It's ok though. I have to admit I am down with the way Shell is handling this so far. Basically saying fuck you bitch.

A new coach, a new attitude, if Porter doesn't want to play along I am more than willing to make him the example player.

Let's face it, Gruden was right about this guy, He is a prick and always will be. Dude would whine if he won the lottery.

Rumor in Socal is that the Raiders are asking two first rounders. :lol:

I'd take a 3rd, gladly.

Meanwhile the Mules can't give away Ashley Lelie, a player that has real similer stats to Porters.

We are stuck with him for the year boys.

It's his last in Oakland .
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TLRH wrote:Rumor in Socal is that the Raiders are asking two first rounders. :lol:

I'd take a 3rd, gladly.

Meanwhile the Mules can't give away Ashley Lelie, a player that has real similer stats to Porters.
Yeah, isn't it amazing how bad the market is for underachieving, malcontent receivers?
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Amazing that a guy can learn so little from playing along side professionals like J. Rice and T. Brown.

Porter can make plays, but he is also inconsistent.

Everyone can also clearly see that he is a child.

Here's hoping Oakland can work a trade for him, although I have doubts that something 'worthwhile' can be worked.

Never know though.

Al's got a way with deals.
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So.....NOW we see why Gruden always had this cock in the doghouse.

I told you all we shoulda traded this bum before the draft. Now we're pretty much stuck with this cancer. Think Philly wants T.O lite on their team? How bout Cleveland? I hope to see this fucker in street clothes on the sidelines for all 16 games this year.
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Gruden was right about this prick and although I love Tim Brown he did learn from the best. Tim Brown was Al's lap dog and everytime he didn't get his way he went crying to Mr.Davis just like this A-hole. Rack Art Shell!

At this point I'll take a sack of Nickles for Porter trade.
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Post by Mal »

Fuck Jerry Porter

Watch his sorry ass sit and witness Doug Gabriel stepping up and becoming a legitimate #2 this season.

Dude is younger, cheaper, and has bigger upside than that cancerous overrated piece of shit named Jerry Fucking Porter.

Has any one player in the history of this league gotten more run out of one game than Porter?

That fucker has been living off of his asskicking of Champ Bailey in the snow for three years now. His lazy ass shows up 4 games a year then he is MIA when it really matters.

Read somewhere that trading him hits us for 6.45 mil though boys, a trade ain't gonna happen this season.

I wasn't huge on the hire but RACK Art Shell for his handling of this situation so far.

It's about fucking time somebody got this country club in order.
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Looks like someone left the door open again ... who the hell is this "Loco" character?
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Looks like all Porter has to do to get his wish is to give up 4 million dollars.
``He knows if someone offers us the choice we want or a representative player and the $4 million bonus he took from us this year, we'll respond,'' Davis said. ``I don't think it will become a bigger issue. Art's big enough to handle it.''

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercuryn ... 177468.htm
That this has got to be making Raiderfan happy is a huge understatement.
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That this has got to be making Raiderfan happy is a huge understatement
Fucking - A

What's next?

Is Justin Fargas gonna start crying about lack of respect and PT?

After all his dad was Huggy Bear and all.

What in the name of Christ has Jerry Porter ever done over an entire season to make anyone even pretend to believe that they care if he falls off of the face of the Earth?

Let's all check back in week 5.

Doug Gabriel will be somewhere around 20 catches for 200 plus yards and a few touchdowns.

Jerry Porter will be forgotten.

Make no mistake, how Shell deals with this situation will go a long way in determining who is really running the team.

All in all though, making 5 or so mil for riding the bench is far from a punishment.

But in todays NFL it's all we have.

I've been ranting against this putz for two years but...... we simply can't cut the cord until next season.

WR is our deepest position boys, losing Porter will barely register on the radar when the games start counting.

If LaMont Jordan was pulling this crap I'd be concerned, this is an overrated player at a position where we have incredible roster depth.

He is not a great talent, he doesn't have great speed, route running ability, blocking skills, or exceptional hands. What he is is a guy who is a decent NFL receiver and is above average in a lot of areas - that's it.

He isn't Terrell Owens talent wise. Nowhere near.

He isn't worth the trouble.

No 1,000 yard seasons, no pro bowls, 13-35...........

Jerry Who?

It's time for Doug Gabriel. If he is smart he will seize this opportunity and run with it.

Gabriel will be a decent #2 for somebody in this league.

Porter will be cut in the offseason IMO.
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jossjeff wrote:Make no mistake, how Shell deals with this situation will go a long way in determining who is really running the team.

All in all though, making 5 or so mil for riding the bench is far from a punishment.

But in todays NFL it's all we have.
What about Shell grabs a bubble riding DB and tells him that the only way he makes the team is if he makes Porter's life an absolute living fucking hell? I'm talking the odd late hit, nonstop smack and non stop bump coverage and hits over the middle until Porter is left sobbing like a bitch on the field.

Now THAT would be some old school coaching.
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BSmack wrote:
jossjeff wrote:Make no mistake, how Shell deals with this situation will go a long way in determining who is really running the team.

All in all though, making 5 or so mil for riding the bench is far from a punishment.

But in todays NFL it's all we have.
What about Shell grabs a bubble riding DB and tells him that the only way he makes the team is if he makes Porter's life an absolute living fucking hell? I'm talking the odd late hit, nonstop smack and non stop bump coverage and hits over the middle until Porter is left sobbing like a bitch on the field.

Now THAT would be some old school coaching.
Can't happen.

All of our DB's were first round picks.

No such thing as a "bubble DB" in Oakland,.

Thanks Al

Point taken though.
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