Bring it, motherfuckers!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:57 pm

This board is all but unreadable

You fucking tards have had your way around here WAY too fucking long. And I'll take some of the blame for that. I've let Dinsdale & Luther & mvscal carry the whole load and not done near enough to help them out.

Well, no fucking more!

Every fucking one of you dick-eating, cum-guzzling, pole-sitting, motherfucking retards are in for an ass-kicking; right here, right fucking now.

Who wants in?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:58 pm

KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS!!!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:00 pm

shut up, you fucking homo. you're one of the tards i'm talking about

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:01 pm

Allllrighty.

I've always been a sucker for "calling out the whole board" threads.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:03 pm

not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:04 pm

Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.

UcantPwns · Post by **UcantPwns** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:04 pm

Reporting for duty, "sir".

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:05 pm

I've been kinda busy, but I'll try to read less and post more in the future.

You're welcome.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:05 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.

You weren't suppose to actually raise your hand and yell "AYE!"

Getting outsmarted by Cuda isn't something to put on your resume.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:08 pm

ucant gets a pass- for now- because he knows where to put the fucking period in which circumstances

pick, this is where you'd ordinarily get a second black-eye, but I'm going to use you to illustrate a point when the time comes

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:12 pm

Well if this board isn't entertaining you, maybe this here will keep your attention focused better.

velocet

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:13 pm

Cuda I find your av annoying yet strangley inviting to look at. The arrogance shown by Penguin in that pic is a clear representation of your personality, at least from my observation.

I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this board needs. Good job and good luck.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:16 pm

jiminphilly... who the fuck are you? not that I really fucking care, but it's actually a good sign for you that I even ask.

velocet?

velocet died years ago.

who the fuck is next?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:18 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
You weren't suppose to actually raise your hand and yell "AYE!"

Getting outsmarted by Cuda isn't something to put on your resume.

Got it.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:19 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
Got it.

What, crabs?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:20 pm

I'm dead? Better not let ChargerMike see that info. He's expecting JFFL payment from me any time now...

velocet

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:20 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this broad needs.

RACK!

Sin,
Picker's Old Man

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:21 pm

Cuda wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Got it.
What, crabs?

No, just a bad rash. I think I'm allergic.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:22 pm

take it the fuck outta here, skanka-kay

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:24 pm

lk_pick1 wrote: No, just a bad rash.

Haven't you been paying any attention the the spelling/grammar/punctuation threads?

In American English, what you incorrectly call a "rash," is actually known as your "face."

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:26 pm

Cuda wrote: Every fucking one of you dick-eating, cum-guzzling, pole-sitting, motherfucking retards are in for an ass-kicking; right here, right fucking now.

Oh. He's not talking about me. I can go back to my shit posting then.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:28 pm

First you call out the whole board, minus a tard or three. then you give get outta an asswhupin' free cards to the first few that show up?

Better go hide underneath the 'puter desk. Could you tell your sister to move her fat ass over?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:37 pm

good thing you didn't choose "readingcomprehensionaholic" for your nic.

Cuda wrote:not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are

and you're proof of that

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:48 pm

At least Dinsy knows how to make a weak attempt at smack.

Hey, in 16 more days, I will no longer be Pick. I'll have to look for a new name.

This board is still boring as fuck, though.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:48 pm

Archive.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:59 pm

2nd. I know of her from *Deep, sinister echo* 'over there'

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:04 pm

mvscal wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:This board is still boring as fuck, though.
Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too fucking stupid to understand the difference between smack and genuine contempt for your tedious inanity.

C'mon, leftie, you can do better than that.

Maybe you can bring some frig dolly, jhawk, broken face smack. Seriously, it hasn't been done yet. Anything original you got, you should bring to the table.

Cuda's waiting with KY, next to the bedstand.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Pick brings us back to the point of this thread: Her drivel is pretty much undistinguishable from most of the crap posted on main street

UcantPwns · Post by **UcantPwns** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
I think a few more

WHAM

and

Kapow!

not to mention

Blam!

Is exactly what this broad needs.

RACK!

Sin,
Picker's Old Man

You get the 1st real LOL'er of the day. Thank you.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:17 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
This board is still boring as fuck, though.

Go back to your training for the next Rondo Hatton look-alike contest.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:20 pm

The purpose of this thread is not to rack anybody, but if it were, Fester would get a big one

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:29 pm

While it probably cannot be verified, I'm fairly confident that I'm the first one around here to drop some Rondo Hatton smack.

There ought to be some extra credit or bonus points for that.

Maybe a yo-yo or a kazoo from the prize barrel?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:31 pm

Cuda's a liberal too?

Fester, you get a plastic spider ring.

Yawn...

Some Damn Retard · Post by **Some Damn Retard** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:37 pm

Cuda wrote:not the "whole board"; just the tards & dumb fucks. They know who they are

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:37 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Yawn...

Well, I guess that confirms it. Yawns are contagious.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:43 pm

So are any of the dozen or so other venereal diseases picker has

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:47 pm

Cuda wrote:So are any of the dozen or so other venereal diseases picker has

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:13 pm

Orcinus, do yourself a favor, as well as the rest of us.

Get yourself in a car, maybe bring along a couple of Excelsior Springs troll types -

Then, pull into a storage unit big enough to fit said car. Close unit door.

Leave car running.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:20 pm

"Shut The Fuck Up Already" seems to have lost all æffect on you, picker.

To you, that must just be "background noise"

Of course, so must be the sound similar to a ham hitting a chopping block. You hear that whenever your boyfriend-du-jour gets tired of producing the former background noise and knocks you on your ass.

Is there any chance you'll ever make the connection between those two phenomenon?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:39 pm

Cuda wrote:"Shut The Fuck Up Already" seems to have lost all æffect on you, picker.

To you, that must just be "background noise"

Of course, so must be the sound similar to a ham hitting a chopping block. You hear that whenever your boyfriend-du-jour gets tired of producing the former background noise and knocks you on your ass.

Is there any chance you'll ever make the connection between those two phenomenon?

Heterosexual conservatives who live on golf courses really get under your skin, don't they.

T1B