Auntie Alice emerges from his Mauseleum

[The Assassin]

I think its funny that the AFC championship trophy is named after Lamar Hunt and yet the Chiefs dont even HAVE one in their display case. The Raiders own 4 of them BTW.

Al is Al what can you say? Hes Castro in a black jumpsuit. Has Al ever taken the blame for any of their failures? Of course not, and what did you expect he was going to say today? Were you waiting for " I take responsibility for the lack of competitiveness the Raiders have shown the past 3 years." ? Keep waiting. All Al did today was make his semi annual appearance not unlike the clearance sale at your local car dealer. He said his obvious" Greatness of the Raiders" and addressed without giving away too much the current Raider topics.

JP IMO will NOT play one down in a Raider uni ever again. Al is giving Art WAY more leeway then he has other coaches since Gruden, Shell has the authority and will not allow the locker room to turn into the Trailblazers. Its gonna take a couple years but he can turn things around.




36 years and counting for Cheffan.

[The Assassin]

36 years and counting for Cheffan.

But you're STILL our eternal BITCHES....works for me. :wink:

It dont mean a thing unless you got the ring.

[The Assassin]

But you're STILL our eternal BITCHES....works for me. :wink:

It dont mean a thing unless you got the ring.

Yet we got ours WAY before you got yours.

'BODE.

we've got 3.


BODE

[Qbert]

~nothing to say here.....42 years.....

eject Paul.....

[Raydah James]

Paul, the biggest difference I heard in that "state of the Raidernation" address was that Al was going to let Art handle the Porter situation.


In all the years past, this has not been the case (Save for Gruden).


Before, players could go straight to Alcula and whine thier achy vag's off about the coaching staff while Al floated around the office and took thier side immediately.



Not so, anymore.


RACK the Daywalker for finally pulling his head out of his ass in that regard.

[ChargerMike]

...good effort Paul

[KC Scott]

Hey RJ - You ready to make that bet on better record for this season, yet?

[Raydah James]

I bring absolutely nothing to this board.

Not that you really ever did before, but you are much more of an unfuckingreadable and altogether boring and mundane twat these days.




Go fuck yourself, old man-if I decide to throw down a bet, it will be with the usual cats.



Fucking useless tard.

[KC Scott]

No, Scott - You will forever own me, my money and this board.

I will think of some creative ways to homosmack you though, if you prod me enough :wink:

Here ya go........

[Raydah James]

*yawn*


Once again, you prove yourself to be a gameless dumbfuck.


I mean, What a surprise-a shitty wytch used for the ten thousandth time for a pathetic comeback.




Color me shocked. Really.




Continue being a smackless fuckwit of the highest order-I'll continue not caring and getting laughs by punking your grumpy old men ass at my leisure.

[KC Scott]

No comeback necessary...

Le's face it PJ, you've never really been the brightest bulb on the T1B Tree.

You respond well to simple things, like pictures, colors or winky blinky lights.

It's OK.

Oooooo Kkkkkkkkk

The following is for everyone else:

Pussah James likes to talk, but really doesn't like to back it up. He lost cash to me two years ago and weasled out of betting on his beloved Raiduhs last season. He will (Bet on it) at one time or another in this preseason tell us all how great they are, and how they will put it to the Chiefs like he got it put to him in Juvy. He will not however, place cash on this ludicris prediction.

So ends this fourm service announcement

Pussah James, this is for you........



I'd say it was your brain on drugs, but I'd be doing a disservice to all the dopers on the board

After you'r done Going "Ohhh" and "Ahhh" wipe up the drool, collect your limited thoughts and figure out another way to try and eject from this thread without looking like the spineless bitch you appear.

[KC Scott]

Is that like smack or something?

I'm Sure it would be foreign to you.

Shouldn't you be out painting Swastikas or something?

[Raydah James]

Good Christ....


And you wonder why this board would rather take a fucking carrot peeler to the tips of thier cocks than read one of your horrid offerings?


Truly. Fucking. Terrible.




Once again-Lather, rinse, repeat concerning this topic with our resident smackless snatch.


Heres a helpful hint, moderator Scott-you might want to find and delete said thread where this originally took place last year:

Randy. Fucking. Moss.

So, same fucking bet as last year?

Let's wait until the end of training camp to see where we are.

A month later you come whining like the spotting mangina you've always been about taking the bet.

Too bad. Go fuck yourself now, I told you.


Commence whining on your part ad naseum. Again.


How many times did I quote and paste that for you last season, you crying gushing cunt? Too many.


Once again, get fucked old man. This is the last time I respond to your slit bleeding all over the board about betting. Bitch.



Now, i'll gladly take that bet with Wags and Paul. They are trustworthy individuals and arent shitbag human beings off these boards ('Sup Scott) You guys game?

[KC Scott]

Now, i'll gladly take that bet with Wags and Paul.

Good Enough.

Glad to see a two of the KC crew will be taking your cash, Again this season.

[PSUFAN]

RACK trev's spectacleCam. She's really enhanced her value to us lately.

[poptart]

And THAT'S why the Raydahs will never win SHIT until after Alice stops stealing our atmosphere....she's got a locker room FULL of "me first" guys that'll never place the team goals above their own, and JP is possibly the worst offender. Alice knew that shit when she resigned JP and now he's getting what he deserves for keeping that overrated malcontented fuck around.


Sooooo RaydahFan, might we encourage YOUR thoughts here?

Paul,

Oakland has already 'won shit' in the '00s by winning the division 3 straight years, going 4-3 in the playoffs, making a Super Bowl appearance, and getting robbed out of a shot at a 2nd Super Bowl appearance.

By contrast, KC has won one division title in this current time frame, and has gone 0-1 in the playoffs.

One measley playoff game (and a LOSS, at that) in the past 8 years and yet you are harping about the failures of the Davis organization, and how they will ....... NEVER amount to JACK squat .... ?

You fool.


Davis made a 'logical' hire by elevating B. Callahan to head coach for the '02 season and he was rewarded with an AFC Championship.
Callahan failed badly in yr 2.

Davis blew it with the Norv Turner hire.
No way around it.

The jury is still out on how Shell Part II will work out.


Btw, THIS Raider fan sez KC won't match last season's 10 win total.

Chew on that today.

[drummer]

Davis made a 'logical' hire by elevating B. Callahan to head coach for the '02 season and he was rewarded with an AFC Championship.
Callahan failed badly in yr 2.

Davis blew it with the Norv Turner hire.
No way around it.

That's oversimplifying it .

[The phantorino]

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Black and SLIVER and the CHAFFS both suck, will do again this season, and won't make the playofs? The only decent new thing to report in KC is Casey Printers - watch this dude, he's going to be hot. Hokeland? Aaron Brooks? BWAHAHAA

[The Assassin]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2536663

Notable quotes from the old bastard:

"I want you all to know I'm alive. I'm very healthy, can still smile and work out five days a week. If we could do away with this walker ... ."

Truly HORRAHBLE news for those of you named Raydah James...

"I feel great. Especially if we win I'll feel great. I do feel great. I have a quadriceps problem that no one seems to be able to fix for me and I certainly won't touch it with an operation."

Anybody ever get the feeling this old lady is like a ROACH....you know RaydahFan, the one that always seems to be running around your trailer's kitchen, and no matter how many times you think you killed that motherfucker with the sharp end of your Darth Vader mask it ALWAYS comes back? I digress....

Anyway, the old prick wanted to blabber on about his old coach John Madden....

"His record is just unparalleled among coaches. His enshrinement in the Hall of Fame should have come a long time ago."

As much as I hate to, I gotta agree with Alice here.

On rehiring Art Shell as her head coach:

"He knows what he wants to do and he knows how to do it. It's a reaffirmation of the RAYDAHS. It's a reaffirmation of everything we stood for."

I'm with ya, Alice....Art was all about being the Chiefs' BITCH during his 1st tenure with your team....and the beat WILL go on. Sucks for you, unfortunately.

On his disgruntled wideout Jerry Porter:

"If you think the locker room is that important, I don't. But we're talking about one guy. And I don't think he'll make any impression whatsoever. He's a good guy, but he just lost his way a little bit."

And THAT'S why the Raydahs will never win SHIT until after Alice stops stealing our atmosphere....she's got a locker room FULL of "me first" guys that'll never place the team goals above their own, and JP is possibly the worst offender. Alice knew that shit when she resigned JP and now he's getting what he deserves for keeping that overrated malcontented fuck around.


Sooooo RaydahFan, might we encourage YOUR thoughts here?

By all means, don't trip all over yourselves to reply...I got all the time in the world. :wink:

In light of recent events I'm wondering which board Paul copied this one from.

[Kansas City Kid]

I'll bet it was orangemane.com