Bring it, motherfuckers!

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:51 pm

So LK-Rondo lives on a golf course? Is that near the windmill or the fiberglass chicken?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:54 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:So LK-Rondo lives on a golf course? Is that near the windmill or the fiberglass chicken?

The big clown head?

(I've never played miniature golf before, so I'm going off movie guessing here)

Edit: Still waiting for Orcinus to bring his genius six year old pathetic smack to the table.

How's that RSO working for you, by the way?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:58 pm

"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:00 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:

Heterosexual conservatives who live on golf courses really get under your skin, don't they.

Bwahahahaha... passing out on the driving range after casual animal sex doesn't quite qualify as "living on the golf course".

... although it probably does provide a convenient explanation for all the bruises

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:06 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.

That's funny!

See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.

I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.

RSO RSO RSO

I don't forget anything, either.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:10 pm

You've got a head like an elephant, why wouldn't you have a brain like one too?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:36 pm

rack ctrl-cudes for mounting the Smack Sybian.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:44 pm

PSUFAN wrote:the Smack Sybian.

goodnight, folks.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:29 pm

PANTSSHITTERFAN wrote:rack ctrl-cudes for mounting the Smack Sybian.

Nice of you to drop by after avoiding this thread all fucking day yesterday like it was a roll of toilet paper.

As truly fucking hideous & unreadable of a poster as picker is, just what possible fucking case could you make that you're any better?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:37 pm

Please excuse me for not F-5'ing this board for the latest CTRL-cuneiform debacle. So, you've renovated the plunger wall rack, and you're stirruped into the gyno table, fastidiously vaselined and panting lightly...and we're supposed to give a fuck? Tickling your intestines with a dowel rod you've provided us isn't my idea of a relaxing lunch, no matter how persistent your begging becomes.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:07 pm

Just answer the question, Nancy.

What the fuck makes you think you're any better than lk_pick?

What the hell, I'll save you some time and tell you.

You're NOT any better than fucks-for-fridge-dollys.

Her black eyes & your skid marks pretty much cancel each other out. Sure, we don't have to hear daily updates about your soap-opera life, but that doesn't keep you from still being a sniveling, takeless, talentless, gameless cunt.

Carry on, brave boy!

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:22 pm

My happy sordid clambake is down.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:24 pm

You changed my post. :D

Hey, when can we start posting personal stuff, anyway?

Its okay to flame on me for black eyes, delete and edit my posts, but not give one bit of shit to someone here who is a Registered Sex Offender. What gives?

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 pm

Too many people here simply do not appreciate Fester nearly enough.

Speaking of Cuda, it's good to see him around. Naked plagiarisms or not, Coods is still a chief relic and reminder of the Good Old Days of these boards.

Come to think of it, am I the only one who occasionally also misses the woebegone stylistic ramblings of elgrandetrafficbarrel?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:14 pm

um, swimmingly.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm

R-Jack wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong you man-yogurt drip pan, but have you done anything but be the speedbump on the way to running over Team Nutsack or be the plunger storage unit for showing KC Paul the blueprint for passing off someone else's keystrokes as your own?

Anything?

Ever?

If I had to guess, everything is unreadable to you. Not in a cynical way. More in a Dexter Manly type of way.

RACK!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:01 pm

damn....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:04 pm

R-Jack wrote:Dexter Manly

ManlEy

M-a-n-l-E-y

Quack Quack, motherfuckers.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!

See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.

I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.

RSO RSO RSO

I don't forget anything, either.

Sorry.

Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm

orcinus wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!

See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.

I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.

RSO RSO RSO

I don't forget anything, either.
Sorry.

Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?

Wanna explain how that got your attention.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm

orcinus wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!

See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.

I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.

RSO RSO RSO

I don't forget anything, either.
Sorry.

Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?

Wanna explain how that got your attention.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:23 pm

Must have been your double posts.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:24 pm

My name isn't Orcinus, but I'm guessing it has to do with it being one of the 3 most recently posted in threads?

Just a guess.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:30 pm

You lost me again.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 pm

Clock's ticking ... you have a point?

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:34 pm

I've got all the time in the world today. You know what my point is. I think we arent supposed to post personal stuff any more though. :D

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:40 pm

ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.

English, skank ... do you speak it?

You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:41 pm

orcinus wrote:ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.

English, skank ... do you speak it?

You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.

Where'd you get those grammatical skills?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:48 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
orcinus wrote:ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.

English, skank ... do you speak it?

You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.

Where'd you get those grammatical skills?

Somebody call 'tart ... I just got runned.

Try not to fall down anymore stairs this evening.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:51 pm

Make sure to leave the sign up.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Dexter Manly
ManlEy

M-a-n-l-E-y

Quack Quack, motherfuckers.

my, my, my...

I'm gone for a quick little IFR training flight and I come back to see Reggie-Jackson impaled with/on his own batting tee.

Blind rage has that æffect on some people, I guess

(R-Jack can't read dis- imo)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:22 am

THAT'S your response?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:29 am

Anything would have gone over your head.

Feel free to piss off at your earliest convenience, cuntface

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:31 am

Anything would have gone over your head.

So instead you chose...nothing?

Plungered Tard, cleanse thyself

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:32 am

OK, I fucked up

EVERY-thing goes over your head

Happy now?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:09 am

Cuda wrote:OK, I fucked up

about 4 pages ago, I'd say.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:12 am

PArdon me, I know I'm new but isn't the audience waiting for some smack - ain't seen anything worth smirking at yet
*Yawn*

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:20 pm

R-Jack wrote:That's the problem with Coods. When it comes time to put his money where his mouth is, a dollar goes down the pants of a leather clad biker.

Outstanding.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:42 pm

R-Jack wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:THAT'S your response?

Are you surprised?

That's the problem with Coods. When it comes time to put his money where his mouth is, a dollar goes down the pants of a leather clad biker.

oh, btw, rack you for taking your time (5 days ) to at least attempt to drop some smack. Sure, you plungered yourself, but that's part of your charm, Reggie. No, wait... it isn't. You're the same gameless PC dumbfuck you've always been.

Wasn't it VALVENIS who first bitchslapped you with that "leather-clad biker" line a few years ago? Of course it was. How fucking dumb are you to think that would go unnoticed?

Save yourself further humiliation, Corky. Just let this thread scroll down the page & hope PUS doesn't try to ride your jock again & reset it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:29 pm

"riding jock" smack from CTRL-Plunger Pogo? Reacharound new lows much?

T1B

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