Seems fairly quiet in here. I didn't get the memo while I was gone so should I assume that this is the correct forum for anything that isn't political, conspiratorial, or out of the proper category? Is the music forum also now encompassed into the cul de sac?
I'm a little gun shy about throwing up anything that is even remotely humorous, in say the cul de sac. I've never really read Bace and Fester's forum as it looks like names get banned faster there than an Irie midnight gaze.
I even read the NFL forum more of late too. Some funny assed shit in that Ctrl-Paul thread involving KCScott and Raidah James. The cul de Sac kind of reminds me of a cross between TNW and ToT. A whole lot of lefty vs righty...anti Jew...pro Jew...a whole ass section of Bush/America hating...nuke bombs, n bombs, f bombs, wakey wake bombs. Wow.
Am I in the right room?
Rip City
p.s. Thanks, is there a happy hour here?
Forum's swapped?
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
Alrighty then.
I'm still battling my fat assed neighbor over her barking dogs. I signed the second complaint the other day, but for the last five days the dog wakes me up like an alarm clock at 0630. Well, that would be fine if I still had a job.
This morning I get a call from another neighbor who is finalizing plans for the first Neighborhood Watch meeting. Fuck, I don't have any problem with crime in my cul de sac, I just have to listen some shithead dogs.
How does the rest of my family feel? Wife wants to sell the house. Daughter used to want to kill the dog, but now she's going away to college and says, "Goodbye to that noise." My boy just says, "I hate the dogs."
Rip City
I'm still battling my fat assed neighbor over her barking dogs. I signed the second complaint the other day, but for the last five days the dog wakes me up like an alarm clock at 0630. Well, that would be fine if I still had a job.
This morning I get a call from another neighbor who is finalizing plans for the first Neighborhood Watch meeting. Fuck, I don't have any problem with crime in my cul de sac, I just have to listen some shithead dogs.
How does the rest of my family feel? Wife wants to sell the house. Daughter used to want to kill the dog, but now she's going away to college and says, "Goodbye to that noise." My boy just says, "I hate the dogs."
Rip City
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Mister Bushice
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Luther,
All the political threads get started in the cul de smack, then when they reach the point where they are no longer political but have descended into the personal insult category, someone moves them here, then I move them to trots.
It is an inefficient system, but we make good money off kick backs.
All the political threads get started in the cul de smack, then when they reach the point where they are no longer political but have descended into the personal insult category, someone moves them here, then I move them to trots.
It is an inefficient system, but we make good money off kick backs.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Kind of an odd practice...leave the out of place thread running and then remove it when the insults start. hahaha ...what a place.
Speaking of how the local political engine operates around Lutherville, ...I just got off the phone with the animal police. Guess the fat bitch confessed to the last complaint and got fined a HUN. I'm back to keeping a "BARKING LOG" and they can address the fat bitch again after Dec. 20th which is the appearance date of my current complaint.
How's that for the wheels of barking justice turning ever so slowly? A 4 month appearance date from when the complaint occurred? At least the next citation will really start to hurt...$ 250.
Rip City
Speaking of how the local political engine operates around Lutherville, ...I just got off the phone with the animal police. Guess the fat bitch confessed to the last complaint and got fined a HUN. I'm back to keeping a "BARKING LOG" and they can address the fat bitch again after Dec. 20th which is the appearance date of my current complaint.
How's that for the wheels of barking justice turning ever so slowly? A 4 month appearance date from when the complaint occurred? At least the next citation will really start to hurt...$ 250.
Rip City
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Mister Bushice
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ain't nothing worse than a barking dog to mess up your retirement, your sleep, your peace of mind.
You did say Dog(s), right? What does she do - let them out of the house at 6:30 am every day, or are they like roosters?
Have you ever told her you're going to keep filing complaints until she stops the dogs from barking all day and night?
Maybe when she knows the fines will keep going up, she'll cooperate?
You did say Dog(s), right? What does she do - let them out of the house at 6:30 am every day, or are they like roosters?
Have you ever told her you're going to keep filing complaints until she stops the dogs from barking all day and night?
Maybe when she knows the fines will keep going up, she'll cooperate?
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
Yeah, but how else is bushice gonna get any bode?Luther wrote:Kind of an odd practice...leave the out of place thread running and then remove it when the insults start. hahaha ...what a place.
That fat bitch is gonna beat that poor dog to death and it'll be your fault, Luth, so be sure you have a tape recorder running so she can be charged with cruelty to animalsAt least the next citation will really start to hurt...$ 250.
Rip City
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Rip CityMister Bushice wrote:ain't nothing worse than a barking dog to mess up your retirement, your sleep, your peace of mind.
That has crossed my mind, daily.
You did say Dog(s), right? What does she do - let them out of the house at 6:30 am every day, or are they like roosters?
The Lab, he can't be alone on her deck, her lawn, her backyard for more that 10 seconds before he starts to yelp...loud and non stop.
Have you ever told her you're going to keep filing complaints until she stops the dogs from barking all day and night?
Yes. Even the animal control officer reminded her of that fact. Her dogs are now so fucked up in their heads that I've watched them bring the dogs into the house, and they continue to bark for minutes with them yelling at them.
Maybe when she knows the fines will keep going up, she'll cooperate?
Months ago, she has said in the past that she is trying to find homes for them out in the country...at some farm. Pisses me off that I have to keep daily logs of them barking for me to have a chance at resolving the issue.
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Mister Bushice
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Sounds like it mght be time for a friend of yours that she's never seen to come by and take the dogs off her hands - and drop them off at a pet shelter in a nearby town.Months ago, she has said in the past that she is trying to find homes for them out in the country...at some farm.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
