big pussy?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:21 am

Are you this much of a miserable whiny cunt in real life too, Cuda?

If I had to choose between reading anyones dumb joke post and one of your pathetic unsatisfied bitch-type posts, or even worse those tired ass resets from 5 years ago you endlessly post that maybe 3 people remember, Guess which fucking post has more appeal?

Luthers next meter should be a dripping cunt detector, We'll call it the Cudameter.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:30 am

I still only consider a chick to be a whore if she gives up sex for money or some other type of profit.

What too many people these days now mistakenly refer to as "whore" is actually just a slut.

In any case, Paris Hilton has always seemed far more wannabe Euro Trash than basic Anna Nichole Smith style white trash.

Being stupid isn't in and of itself a barometer for white trash.

Neither is being a slut.

White trash is a specific lifestyle and a specific set of slovenly, low class behaviors. Slow, improper speech, nasty tats, nasty roots, poor posture, a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Southern Comfort in the other....

...three nasty little rat tail havin' rug rats hanging on her leg as she storms out of her double wide on the way to pick up some beer and pork rinds at WalMart in her beat to shit pick up truck.

That's white trash. Think "The Jerry Springer Show".

Paris Hilton really isn't any of that. She comes off more as a vacuous Valley Girl or even a Beach Cities party chick bimbo who just desperately wants to fit into the South Beach/Manhattan/Milan/Paris jet setter crowd...

Loathsome, yes, but an entirely different variety of loathsome than white trash.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:33 am

You call the chick stupid. You misspell a word in that very post.

Oh well fuck me in the ass.......at least I gave you something to take your hand off your crank and pound out a fucking brilliant take.....

This is an acceptable use of spell smack.

Whe you have no game, no take and your smack in fact sucks worse than spelling errors...break out the spelling smack card. You get over in your own way......

Scene in Wolverines bathroom....he goes in to take a leak, and while getting said undersized unit out, he flashs back to kicking Derrons ass with some spelling smack.

He then proceeds to spend the next 30 seconds pulling his meat and going....I got over...I got over.... ohhhhyeahhhh I got over....

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:45 am

Van wrote:What too many people these days now mistakenly refer to as "whore" is actually just a slut.

Ah, I see, confusion between closely-related species, much like the confusion between the lineated and pileated woodpeckers.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:49 am

Van wrote:I still only consider a chick to be a whore if she gives up sex for money or some other type of profit.

I'll leave the Paypal on the nightstand.

Sin,

Ebay

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:26 am

Big Pussy???

Here's some...

BIG LIPS

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:38 am

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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:42 pm

Derron wrote:You don't need brains to make movies whilst sucking cock in a hotel room

Sounds like you found your niche.

Derron wrote:fuck me in the ass

Starring and directing.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Derron wrote:You don't need brains to make movies whilst sucking cock in a hotel room
Sounds like you found your niche.

Derron wrote:fuck me in the ass
Starring and directing.

Wolverine :

Pay close attention here and note Gobbler MyCocks smack :

He was able to effectively take part of my post completely out of context , add smack value to that rip off, and then repost it with out going to the spelling smack card.

Considering his low position on the intelligence scale, being able to do that without going to spelling smack, proves you are one dumb son of a bitch, lower than Gobbler on the Darwin scale.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:41 pm

Derron,

You questioning anyone’s intelligence is beyond hilarious.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Derron,

You questioning anyone’s intelligence is beyond hilarious.

You not being able to recognize actual real smack from trolling smack is no surprise...so continue propping your bitch Wolverine.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:19 pm

Derron wrote: 1. She has a video of her sucking cock on the internet and widely downloaded.

2. She is dumber than a pile of dogshit.

3. She had a bulmic heroin addict for a best friend.

Rayduh James?

Oh, wait -- her "best friend" was a little on the plump side. Nevermind.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:21 pm

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Derron,

You questioning anyone’s intelligence is beyond hilarious.
You not being able to recognize actual real smack from trolling smack is no surprise...so continue propping your bitch Wolverine.

I wasn’t propping Wolverine, I was responding to your questioning of my intelligence, you fucking moron. You not being able to generate "actual real smack" is no surprise whatsoever.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:54 pm

Yeah Derron, it's been long established that you're as thick as a whale omlette, so shut the fuck up about it and learn to breathe through your nose once in a while.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:17 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Derron wrote: 1. She has a video of her sucking cock on the internet and widely downloaded.

2. She is dumber than a pile of dogshit.

3. She had a bulmic heroin addict for a best friend.

Rayduh James?

Oh, wait -- her "best friend" was a little on the plump side. Nevermind.

WAS being the operative word here. She looks terrible now.

By the way, just the simple fact that someone thought that was her whatsie made me crack up.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:17 pm

Nishlord wrote:Yeah Derron, it's been long established that you're as thick as a whale omlette, so shut the fuck up about it and learn to breathe through your nose once in a while.

The limey parrot is squawking again. Next good orginal take you have will be your first.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:32 pm

Derron, don't take it out on me just because everyone thinks you're a stupid wankstain.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:33 pm

Derron wrote:Next good orginal take you have will be your first.

Irony. I-R-O-N-Y.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:37 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Then there is the "reach up and to the right" move:

No matter what the reason, that ain't a good look.

And BTW, I’m thinking that that arrow in this photo is pointing to the back/shoulder area of a woman in a sleeveless black top/dress standing in the background. No way that is her ass.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:22 pm

Ah, just run with it. The image that her ass cheeks are flapping in the breeze like the ears of a rampaging elephant is funnier than the "back shoulder area of a woman in a sleevless black top/dress" any day.

That, and the pics that make her look like she has the cuntlips of a rhino. :)

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:25 pm

Its her butt, isn't it?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:29 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:Its her butt, isn't it?

Her butt, or your face. Tough call.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Its her butt, isn't it?
Her butt, or your face. Tough call.

1-2

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:39 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Its her butt, isn't it?
Her butt, or your face. Tough call.

1-2

Hee. that made me giggle.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:47 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Basically, she's a vulgar white girl with low morals

Son-of-a-bitch! does she have a sister? Sounds like my future ex-wife.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:58 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Mike the Lab Rat wrote:Basically, she's a vulgar white girl with low morals

Son-of-a-bitch! does she have a sister? Sounds like my future ex-wife.

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