T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:15 pm

January 2005 to August 2006 = roughly 18 months. Instead of HoF nominations, we should be picking sides for a kickball game.

Leadoff: Mike the Lab Rat
2. BSmack
3. Luther
Cleanup: Dr. Detroit
Five hole: 88

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:17 pm

socal wrote:January 2005 to August 2006 = roughly 18 months. Instead of HoF nominations, we should be picking sides for a kickball game.

Leadoff: Mike the Lab Rat
2. BSmack
3. Luther
Cleanup: Dr. Detroit
Five hole: 88

Why do I always have to play right field?

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:21 pm

Mikey wrote:Why do I always have to play right field?

For the chicks, Mikey. Chicks dig the throwing arm.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:23 pm

milquetoast ?

On a fucking message board ? Van, dude, go for a bike ride man.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote: 4. Biggie - much was promised...so little delivered. An embarrassing and total collapse destined to utterly mar the posting careers of several good folks.

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:46 pm

Probably not your welfare-to-work counselor

Internship's almost over-btw

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:54 pm

Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' Now I've been saying that shit for years, and if you've ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant, I just thought it was a cold blooded thing to say to a mother fucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning that made me think twice. Now I'm thinking it could mean you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here is the shepherd, protecting my righteous ass. Or maybe it means that you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that, but you see that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, YOU'RE the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, PUS. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:02 pm

cuda must have fixed his CTRL key...his employment prospects are steadily broadening.imo

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:Thanks for the love. I am surprised I got any, although I'm sure a lot of you think of me as the skidmark on the underpants of this here board.

Just to clarify this “love” you speak of, Sissy, I thought your name rounded out the selection of five of the board’s premier tards. Van has obviously renounced his lifetime vow of sobriety.

Hey, wait a sec here...

I never mentioned Cicero.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:07 pm

Yow!

Vanner drops a PUSFAN reset while quoting Cicero

War subtelty

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:07 pm

Cicero wrote:

1) Dins - I dont know if I like him. I am pretty sure he doesnt like me, but he makes this board worth coming too. The smartest person I have never met.

You need to get out more and expand your horizons then.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:08 pm

War subtelty

On second thought, stick to pasting in your material. mgo is getting pissed.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:11 pm

trev, trev trev...

For Sissyroux, "expanding horizons" means prying open Crown's pimpled asscheeks and finding new quimchee rivulets for lunch.

Is that really what you had in mind?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:30 pm

PSUFAN wrote: pimpled asscheeks... quimchee rivulets...

Is that really what you had in mind?

Is that really the sort of imagery you want to keep reminding everyone about?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:35 pm

Oh no...! Cudes is setting me up for a poopypants reset...

~readies the bikerack smack

CTRL-cranial_cavern,

shorts can be laundered. Keyboards must be replaced when CTRL and F5 have been destroyed.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:37 pm

I don't want images of any of your asscheeks, thanks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:39 pm

Then...why are you here, trev?

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:40 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Then...why are you here, trev?

For the cocks.

Duh.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:40 pm

That guy's AWOL...read above.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:46 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Oh no...! Cudes is setting me up for a poopypants reset...

No, I think you pretty much set yourself up for that for pretty much forever when you dropped that photo of yourself in the smack-off against Nishlord

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:03 pm

No, I know...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:05 pm

While PSU may have KHOA like no other before him in the Smackoff, he did pull one of the greatest recoveries ever, as well.

Gotta RACK the only possible response to save a shread of "messageboard dignity."

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:12 pm

Dinsdale wrote:While PSU may have KHOA like no other before him in the Smackoff, he did pull one of the greatest recoveries ever, as well.

Gotta RACK the only possible response to save a shread of "messageboard dignity."

Only if you overlook the "that picture was wytched" claim he makes from time to time...

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:17 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I think most of us would be more interested in the Hall of Shame inductions.

1. RTS - given several new chances here, he reverted to form each and every time. He's on speaking terms with as many of your bosses as possible.

2. Crown/Sissyroo - an absolute sponge for abuse. Twat Bitch never saw a beatdown that he didn't want to personally pwn.

3. lk_pick - rickshaw driver for the Plunger Patrol. Keeps her scab collection on her face.

4. Biggie - much was promised...so little delivered. An embarrassing and total collapse destined to utterly mar the posting careers of several good folks.

5. KC Paul - hard at work, earning that ignominy.

6. Babs/Fraudo - usually a favorite Board Speed Bag, done in by stalking/threatening/Darwin.

7. MTool - sells chimes, but gives out access free to his pileons.

8. Floyd T. Barber - only the dreaded IP BAN has spared us innumerable gay porn posts.

9. Annie - quitter.

10. Rozy - mod in absentia. RIP.

YAY! I made a list!

Did Annie really quit?

She im'd me a bunch of times and left offline msgs on my yahoo about stuff that was going on on the boards, so I believe she is lurking.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:18 pm

PSUFAN wrote:No, I know...

Thousand RACKs

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:30 pm

Van wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:Thanks for the love. I am surprised I got any, although I'm sure a lot of you think of me as the skidmark on the underpants of this here board.

Just to clarify this “love” you speak of, Sissy, I thought your name rounded out the selection of five of the board’s premier tards. Van has obviously renounced his lifetime vow of sobriety.
Hey, wait a sec here...

I never mentioned Cicero.

Why not? You had plenty of other smack-gimps lined up for your “hall of fame”.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:53 pm

Yeah, but those people I named (depending on who you're talking about) are hugely notable "smack-gimps", which is the only criteria I used. I excluded "quality" and went strictly with "impact".

Cicero's not in Dio's or Martyred's league in any way, including the impact he has on this board. I have no problem at all with Cicero but he's definitely just white noise here, he's not a major player at all.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:04 pm

I think prolly Cuda, Dins, Van, Cicero, even with a dash of MVscal thrown in.

Some of the humour and idiocy benefactors around here. :D

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:05 pm

Van wrote: Cicero's not in Dio's league in any way

Yeah, Cicero is at least good for a laugh on an occasion, and knows how to spell the word "difference," and is even capable of formulating a coherent sports take.

So, on this we agree.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:37 pm

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Does Van know music? Oh hell yeah. Van IS VAN HALEN !!!![/align]

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Van has even done Television!!![/align]

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Prosecuting people? For pete's sake folks, he's Van Mason. [/align]

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Can Van soldier? Can he win the most medals EVAH? This fucker has been "TO HELL AND BACK."[/align]

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~Rip City~

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:40 pm

Oh just throw Luth's post in the Archive already.

RACK IT.

Van, you're taking this all together too seriously. If you really feel a need to be alpha male in this gorilla cage, I suppose, you are.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:40 pm

Rack Luth.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:43 pm

Yep, Rack Luth. Quality stuff.

Take that for what it'sa worth, Luth... What with me not posting here much and all...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:55 pm

Toss another RACK on the pile for Luther. Van Clavin was the bestest.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:58 pm

Tom In VA wrote:If you really feel a need to be alpha male in this gorilla cage, I suppose, you are.

Wanna bet?

And RACK Luth.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:00 pm

Congrats, Van...you started a doozy here.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:02 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:If you really feel a need to be alpha male in this gorilla cage, I suppose, you are.

Wanna bet?

Oh fucking please, stop man, I can't stop laughing.

RACK Dins

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:04 pm

Luth, well, that was a first for me.

Awesome job, asswipe.

:-)

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:08 pm

Seriously Van, you've always been one of my favorite reads.

In fact .... as message board leadership goes .... I'd say you're like .... Lt. Steve.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:12 pm

Oh, and btw-Van...

you're still one gay-assed looking motherfucker.

WAY gay.