...snippets from this weekends action

[ChargerMike]

...Hater Nation style



Hey, how did Texans defensive end Mario Williams do this weekend? You remember him, the guy the club selected instead of Bush. Williams had one tackle in one quarter and was abused by Chiefs tackle Kyle Turley, who played in his first game since 2003. Solid pick, Texans.


The news wasn’t all good for the Saints. "T-Rac," the Titans raccoon-like mascot, hit quarterback Adrian McPherson with a golf cart as he walked onto the field for the second-half on Saturday night, knocking him out of the game. It was later learned that "T-Rac" was a former client of McPherson's former college book-making operation, and was looking to collect on a debt.


Titans running back LenDale White was suspended from the game for allegedly spitting on his defensive teammates. But Bush treated those Titans defenders much worse.



New Panthers receiver Keyshawn Johnson showed that he was already in mid-season form as he caught a lot of passes, but still could not find the endzone in the team's exhibition opener.


Did the Yankees clone Rick Cerone? That was the second question asked behind, how is Sal Fasano still in the league? Figured he would retire after having a cup of coffee with the Angels championship team in 2002. And for the record, watching a Angels game at Taco Surf on Friday is cool. Watching the replay is depressing. Cheering the replay is clinical.


AND FINALLY
Horse racing has to be the most corrupt sport ever. Never going back to a race track after the "Del Mar Screw Job" on Saturday. A high-paying trifecta was erased in the ninth race after the No. 9 horse was disqualified for running too fast. It was enough to make somebody want to break a couple of TV monitors and punch the owner of the track.

It would also figure that "The Bish" is kind of horse-racing expert.

Congrats Jered
Forget the 7-0 start—you aren't officially a member of the Angels until you punk the New York Yankees. Jered Weaver showed that he was ready as he struck out the side to open Sunday's game and it didn’t get much better for the Bronx Bummers after that. Weaver's deceptive motion and command of his pitches turned Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Johnny Damon and Jorge Posada into a bunch of whining (female dogs).

Oh wait, the Yankees always act like that when they don’t get every call. Seriously, Jeter and A-Rod act like an umpire insulted their mothers when he calls a strike.

But it didn’t matter. Weaver was dealing, as he struck out eight to win his eighth game. More importantly, Weaver passed the initiation of treating the Yankees like a frat boys treated sheep in the 1950s. Turn in that pledge pin Jered, and pick up your letter sweater. You are a member.

The Angels have now won eight of its last 12 games at Yankee Stadium, and continue to be the only team with a winning record over the Yankees during the Joe Torre era. The Angels, unlike the rest of the American League, have no fear of the alleged mystique the team killed in 2002 and continue to this day. Weaver's mastery of the Yankees was reminiscent of the way "Yankees Killer" Chuck Finley owned the Yankees.

[Loganfan]

That mascot needs to be fined.
Heavily

[Diogenes]

Titans running back LenDale White was suspended from the game for allegedly spitting on his defensive teammates.

Cause there just aren't enough pieces of shit coming out of USC.

FTFY.

[Red]

...Hater Nation style

Is it just me, or should we be looking for a "I thought he was a 'tard before ..." thread from the REAL author of the above post soon enough?

It's just you, 'tard.

[Red]

Think AGAIN, RedUNDANT....if you really think that C-Mike wrote that shit originally then I got some beachfront property in Colorado to sell you.

Read it again, 'tard. Slowly.

There may even be a post somewhere here that will clue you in to the attributed source. :wink:

[BSmack]

Think AGAIN, RedUNDANT....if you really think that C-Mike wrote that shit originally then I got some beachfront property in Colorado to sell you.

The difference being that Mike wasn't claiming to have written that post.

[trev]

An amusing update from the lil hater.

Raiders receiver Randy Moss made waves last preseason when he admitted that he smokes pot "once in a blue moon."

So far, it seems as though the Raiders game plan is to get Moss the ball "once in a blue moon." Moss had one reception (hey, that was one more than last week), one temper tantrum and one helmet tossed during the Raiders victory on Monday night. Moss stomped his feet like a petulant child after Aaron Brooks didn't see him wide open in the end zone.

Why did he care? Brooks just would have overthrown him anyway.

Moss also tossed his helmet and stewed on the bench after he was removed from the game by coach Art Shell—during the middle of a drive. Maybe Moss should be applauded for wanting to play in an exhibition game. After listening to Clinton Portis and Jeremy Shockey, he appears to be the only one who does. Hell, he should be applauded for not wanting to take any plays off. Moss, however, will be singing a different tune when the Raiders start the season 1-7.

Brooks continued his mastery of the quarterback position by completing one pass in six attempts. Brooks has now completed two passes in the entire preseason. In a related note, Raiders Brady Quinn jerseys are selling at a brisk pace. (Just kidding. If the Raiders land the first overall selection, they will pass one Quinn to take a defensive tackle.)

The only logical solution for the Raiders right now would be to start Andrew Walter and have him throw at least a half-dozen jump balls to Moss down the field each half. But logic and the Raiders are as synonymous as winning and the Raiders so look for Brooks to be the starter for the majority of the season.

[RadioFan]

Not to worry. The "genius" that is Art Shell will get this squared away in jiffy...or not.

3-13

During "NFL Live" on ESPN last night, Trey Wingo asks Mark Schlereth, "If you're a Raider Fan, how concerned are you after two preseason games?"

Schlereth: "About now, I'm white-knuckled on the panic button."

[Raydah James]

Tom Walsh.



Get used to me melting over that name this season.



Tom. Fucking. Walsh.





To early to judge, and it is only preseason. Lets play the games first.




Here's an idea-why dont the dipshits here whose teams have never won a fucking thing (Chargertard) or have suffered for 35+ years without anything (Cheifcunt) concentrate on thier own teams and how they will be getting thumped this season?

Pathetic.

Continue making space for Al to kick his feet up in your heads-Raidernation will continue to laugh at you dumbfucks.

[Raydah James]

3-13

Phillip leaf wont be that bad.


6-10

[ChargerMike]

Tom Walsh

...is this the same Tom Walsh who was fired from the Raiduhs a dozen years ago??? along with current head coach Art Shell???
The same Tom Walsh who hasn't sniffed the NFL since 1994???? The same Tome Walsh who's been out of the game of football for the past seven years???

...thought so! yeah we're all trembling in our jock's RJ at what Tom Walsh can dredge up from the past....muhahahaha


God Bless Alice and his constant string of retreads LMAO


..."Commitment to the past"

[trev]

To early to judge, and it is only preseason. Lets play the games first.

Very true. I judge nothing on preseason. Ryan Leaf was ok in preseason. Rivers looked good against the Packer scrubs the other night. It means nothing. It's still funny to make fun of players like Moss for melting down in a preseason game.

[Joe in PB]

True you can't judge a team by they're preseaon performance.....to a certain extent. But the fact The RaiDuh's 1st string Oline isn't protecting isn't hard to see. Nor is the result, that Aaron Brooks has only completed two passes in a half of preseaon play.