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Luther, if you really want to impress your buddies...

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After a long evening of eating and drinking, brew up a pot of the most expensive coffee in the world...

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Natural Luwak Coffee is kopi luwak as it is collected, with no additional processing. The beans are hand collected from where they lay on the jungle floor, bagged, and then sent to Animalcoffee where they are eventually turned into the world’s most exclusive gourmet beverage.

The individual beans are naturally glued together in the stomach of the Luwak, there is no artificial adhesive involved, yet Luwak Coffee collected in this fashion appears remarkably clean and is completely odour free.

Depending on where the Luwak Coffee/ kopi luwak is collected, there may be a predominance of either Arabica or Robusta grown which ensures the Luwak Coffee is of a particular type. Alternatively both Arabica and Robusta may be grown within close proximity of each other, as is the practice in some areas of west Sumatra, in which case both kinds of coffee cherry are eaten by the Luwak and the resulting Luwak Coffee/ kopi luwak is a blend of coffee created naturally in the stomach of the Luwak.

A bagful of freshly collected Natural Luwak Coffee/ kopi luwak is brittle and needs to be transported carefully to avoid ending up as individual beans, which are generally unacceptable to Animalcoffee.

To obtain beans while still in this state they must be collected almost immediately after they are deposited on the forest floor. Once they have been exposed to the elements for even a very short period, particularly in the rainy season, they break down into individual beans and we can no longer be sure that they are genuine kopi luwak.
http://www.animalcoffee.com/natural-luwak/
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Post by Luther »

Yeah, I heard that is good shit.

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Post by Loganfan »

$160 a pound?

No coffee is that good
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Hell, I'll down a bag of Starbucks beans, deposit them on the forest floor, and charge $120 per pound for kopi socal.

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socal, coffee discounter.
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Mikey wrote:
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You might want to mix in a salad, and hydrate properly.
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For the ultimate partay, you brew some civet shit and spark up some "Labrador".
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Looks like a BabyRuth
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mvscal wrote:"Hey, you guys thirsty? Let's brew up that turd over there. It hardly stinks at all."
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I made a positive affirmation years ago to avoid drinking anything made from rodent shit......
get out, get out while there's still time
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Felix wrote:
mvscal wrote:"Hey, you guys thirsty? Let's brew up that turd over there. It hardly stinks at all."
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I made a positive affirmation years ago to avoid drinking anything made from rodent shit......
It's not a rodent, it's a cat.

Edit...oops sorry, it's a viverrid

(that should make a difference, right?)
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I kinda tend to generalize when it comes to affirmations of that type. I drawn the line at "Animal shit". No need to specify.
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Mister Bushice wrote:I kinda tend to generalize when it comes to affirmations of that type. I drawn the line at "Animal shit". No need to specify.
good call......
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How do you get it in that litle basket in the coffee maker?
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Cicero wrote:Image



Looks like a BabyRuth

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Post by Wolfman »

whereas Black Bear droppings are small
and contain berry seeds --
Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them
and they smell like pepper spray !!
or so I'm told

btw---
I find it odd that Luther is really
interested in "impressing" anyone !!
or so I'm told
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