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OT: Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

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Among the Pac-10 schools:

Cal at #5
Stanford at #2
UCLA at #12
UW at #22
USC at #54


Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

Yeah, these rankings can be based on some pretty flimsy evidence some times....but it's still pretty cool to see 3 of the top 9 located in the SF Bay Area (and 2 of those 3 in the UC system!).
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Re: OT: Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

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Who fucking cares?????

Are you even half way serious with all this shit you spew. I guess I always thought it was just a front, you know, posting things you knew nobody cared about but just did it to pretend we cared. But it just keeps coming, more and more sewage about how "great" UCLA is...do you really think anyone gives a shit?

We don't give a shit about UCLA and we certainly don't care about the UC system.
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any poll that ranks Colorado above Vanderbilt is garbage.

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How the hell do they rank Texas 27 in this pole but rank us 54 in their US ranking?
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Re: OT: Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

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Sky wrote:Who fucking cares?????

Are you even half way serious with all this shit you spew. I guess I always thought it was just a front, you know, posting things you knew nobody cared about but just did it to pretend we cared. But it just keeps coming, more and more sewage about how "great" UCLA is...do you really think anyone gives a shit?

We don't give a shit about UCLA and we certainly don't care about the UC system.

I thought he was a fan of Cal?

Either way, no one gives a shit.
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Your football team still sucks.

You didn't even go to the school you dumb shit and you are laying academic smack.


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Shit, I pull for State even though I didn't go there. I moved here from Florida a ways back and just started rooting for the Green and White sort of by "default." There were way too many Michigan fans roaming around - I didn't want any part of that.

But there is NOTHING more sad in this world than a guy pimping academics from a school he didn't graduate from.

Even if it is just "trolling" on a message board. Jesus dude, get ahold of yourself.
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m2ool and Babs...the parallels keep on coming.
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Looking forward to the Cal women's curling team ranked #1 smack.
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Re: OT: Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

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Sky wrote:Who fucking cares?????

Are you even half way serious with all this shit you spew. I guess I always thought it was just a front, you know, posting things you knew nobody cared about but just did it to pretend we cared. But it just keeps coming, more and more sewage about how "great" Kal is...do you really think anyone gives a shit?

We don't give a shit about Kal and we certainly don't care about the UC system.

FTFY-NC



By the way, I give a shit about UCLA. Got a problem with that?
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Wow, I can't recall anyone ever getting slapped around in the preseason like this. m200L currently has a Board Bitch Rating of 122.5 (Shaz might want to double-check that) which is off the charts. Sure, there's plenty of time for the likes of J=B, Trixie, & Babs to pick up some ground but so far this donkey race isn't even close.
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trix and babs have been runned. it's a 2 bitch race.
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BlindRef wrote:Your football team still sucks.

You didn't even go to the school you dumb shit and you are laying academic smack.
Where did you get this gem... :lol:

You're an idiot of mythic proportions.
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I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....I asked this question awhile ago and in BABS fashion you ignored it. (Which brings up an interesting point, has anyone every seen the two of you in the same room?)

If you DID in fact go there, it just continues to change the perspective I have of that institution.
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BlindRef wrote:I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....I asked this question awhile ago and in BABS fashion you ignored it. (Which brings up an interesting point, has anyone every seen the two of you in the same room?)
Really?

What question was that? I must have missed it. You need to be a little more specific when you formulate a question. "this" doesn't cut it.
BlindRef wrote:If you DID in fact go there, it just continues to change the perspective I have of that institution.
Wow, you displayed some "critical thought". I'm impressed.
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BlindRef wrote:I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....
He claims to have logged about half a semester's worth of credit hours.

I guess that constitutes having "gone there."
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IndyFrisco wrote:trix and babs have been runned. it's a 2 bitch race.

Is not trix on self impossed beep beep?
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And I thought Babs was extended a temporary hall pass (?)
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neither will show their faces in here again.
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Kal's #5 global ranking will offset our four losses this year as we march toward our fifth consecutive MNC.

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BlindRef wrote:I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....I asked this question awhile ago and in BABS fashion you ignored it. (Which brings up an interesting point, has anyone every seen the two of you in the same room?)

If you DID in fact go there, it just continues to change the perspective I have of that institution.
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Is there a list of Top 100 College Football Universities that Cal could make? I think not.

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Re: OT: Newsweek: Top 100 Global Universities (Cal #5)

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Sky wrote:We don't give a shit about UCLA and we certainly don't care about the UC system.
Ahh the wonderful effects of beer. I can't say I am really sorry for the mistake but as noted, like if fucking matters. Cal, UCLA, UCSB, UCSC, UCSF, UCD, UCB, UCI.....who cares.
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Sky wrote:
Sky wrote:We don't give a shit about UCLA and we certainly don't care about the UC system.
Ahh the wonderful effects of beer. I can't say I am really sorry for the mistake but as noted, like if fucking matters. Cal, UCLA, UCSB, UCSC, UCSF, UCD, UCB, UCI.....who cares.


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m2 wrote:
BlindRef wrote:I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....I asked this question awhile ago and in BABS fashion you ignored it. (Which brings up an interesting point, has anyone every seen the two of you in the same room?)
Really?

What question was that? I must have missed it. You need to be a little more specific when you formulate a question. "this" doesn't cut it.
BlindRef wrote:If you DID in fact go there, it just continues to change the perspective I have of that institution.
Wow, you displayed some "critical thought". I'm impressed.
Listen, you fucking dunce...

Not one person on this planet believes that you went to Cal. I'm pretty sure that a great academic institution like Cal doesn't have a special ed program for people like yourself that have the spelling and grammar skills of a second grader. You couldn't score a 1300 on the SAT if you took it four times and combined the scores. You are easily one of the least intelligent people on this forum, which says a lot because there are morons galore here.

You have been challenged to produce proof that you went there and we haven't seen shit from you.

Once again - it's put up or shut up time.
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Rack Fu wrote:
m2 wrote:
BlindRef wrote:I guess I was hoping you didn't go there....I asked this question awhile ago and in BABS fashion you ignored it. (Which brings up an interesting point, has anyone every seen the two of you in the same room?)
Really?

What question was that? I must have missed it. You need to be a little more specific when you formulate a question. "this" doesn't cut it.
BlindRef wrote:If you DID in fact go there, it just continues to change the perspective I have of that institution.
Wow, you displayed some "critical thought". I'm impressed.
Listen, you fucking dunce...

Not one person on this planet believes that you went to Cal. I'm pretty sure that a great academic institution like Cal doesn't have a special ed program for people like yourself that have the spelling and grammar skills of a second grader. You couldn't score a 1300 on the SAT if you took it four times and combined the scores. You are easily one of the least intelligent people on this forum, which says a lot because there are morons galore here.

You have been challenged to produce proof that you went there and we haven't seen shit from you.

Once again - it's put up or shut up time.
Fu, you're a mess...

It was your choice to become an FBI agent.

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You're right. Selling windchimes at some carnie festival would definitely be a better occupation. I see where I fucked up.

Tell me again how many movies or TV shows are made about windchime selling faggots? Tell me how many little kids dream of one day wearing chainmail and selling windchimes?
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Rack Fu wrote:You're right. Selling windchimes at some carnie festival would definitely be a better occupation. I see where I fucked up.
Fu, you made a bad choice...
Rack Fu wrote:Tell me again how many movies or TV shows are made about windchime selling faggots? Tell me how many little kids dream of one day wearing chainmail and selling windchimes?
Let it go... movies and art are right up my alley.

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m2, did you attend Cal?

Y/N
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PSUFAN wrote:m2, did you attend Cal?

Y/N
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PSUFAN wrote:m2, did you attend Cal?

Y/N
Yes

Hey, Michelle/Skids

You stole my heart... :wink:
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PSUFAN wrote:m2, did you attend Cal?

Y/N
Now that I think about it, this was the wrong question.

m2, did you graduate from Cal?

Y/N
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m2 wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:m2, did you attend Cal?

Y/N
Yes

Hey, Michelle/Skids

You stole my heart... :wink:
Attended doesn't mean that you once stepped foot on the campus, tard.

Let me see if I can put this in its most easy to understand form...

You're a fucking moron. A fucking moron with a double digit IQ does not get into Cal.

End of story.
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