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Uncle Fester
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I was wandering around the 'net, checking up on some of the former Badger players, and was surprised to find out that Wendall Bryant had washed out with the Cardinals. He was a monster on the D-line for the Badgers and was a first round pick who I thought could not miss in the NFL. I can't find him on any NFL roster, but I did find his Mom beating up on some Cardinal fans with her shoe. :)

Jebus.
OH NO, YOU LOUSY SONS OF BITCHES....I WAS JUST LAYING IN WAITING FOR YOUR WONDERFUL WORDS OF WISDOM. JUST LIKE ANY ONE OF YOUR ASSES (YEAH, YOU KNOW YA'LL GOT SO MUCH CLASS, EH?) GOT ANY TALENT TO GET ON THE FIELD WITH THE LIKE OF ANY OF THE CARDS? DON'T CARE IF YOU NEVER LET ME ON THIS SITE AGAIN, 'CAUSE I AM SURE YO MAMMAS ARE SO PROUD OF YOUR ASSES, NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN LIFE, (LET ME GUESS, YOU ALL ARE MILLIONAIRES?) BE IT A JANITOR OR ASKING, "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, SIR?" WHAT YOU THOUGHT, SOMEONE WAS AFRAID OF YOUR ASSES? LIKE WHAT YOU SAY ANYONE REALLY GIVES A SCREW ABOUT? TELL ME, DO ANY ONE OF YOU GET TO TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM? THE ONLY THING WENDELL HAS TO DO IS FINISH COLLEGE AND GET A "RESPECTABLE JOB", HUH LIKE ALL OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE IT GOING ON AND YOU NEVER SCREWED UP IN YOUR LIVES AND IF YOU SCREW UP THEN YOU ARE JUST COWPUCK THE REST OF YOUR DAYS AND YOU ALL ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PERFECT HUMAN BEINGS WITH ALL THE ANSWERS, HUH? YOU ASKED WHERE WAS HIS MOM; I SALIVATED FOR THIS MOMENT AND WHAT YOU SAY DON'T ADD UP TO JACK BECAUSE WHEN I WALK TO THE LOCKER ROOM IN CAMP RANDALL IN WISCONSIN, ON THE ALL-AMERICAN WALL MY SON'S PORTRAIT SITS WITH THE REST OF THE GREATS AND WHEN YOU WALK INTO ALVAREZ'S NEW DYNAMITE OFFICE, ON THE MURAL SURROUNDING HIS OFFICE, MY SON GRACES THE WALL WITH DAYNE, CHAMBERS, FLETCHER, EVANS, BENNETT AND THE OTHER GREATS AND THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY FROM HIM OR ANY OTHER PLAYER THAT HAS MADE A MARK SOMEWHERE. HE DID WHAT THE CARDS ASKED HIM TO DO, BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER, BECAUSE HE WENT FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN THE DEPTH CHART AND SINCE YOU ALL WERE THERE AND KNOW ALL THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING HIS RELEASE, HEY, YA'LL ARE THE EXPERTS, RIGHT? AND DAMMITT, THIS IS HIS MOTHER, SO YOU COME ON WIT IT.
BRYANTS MOM (LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!

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That sounds good.. I'll have to use that!

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