Little League World Series

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:19 am

Bottom of 4th

Columbia, Missouri 1
Beaverton, Oregon 0

The Beaver pitcher is wobbling bigtime...walked the bases loaded last inning but got a call on a ball about a foot inside and escaped further trouble.

The Mizzou pitcher (Ryan Phillips) is licking his chops...9 strikeouts so far.

The Beaver coach is about to meltdown...I think he already has, actually. Bad idea miking this dumbshit up

You U & L fags don't want none of this.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:35 am

Oops

New ballgame.

Shit!

Mizzou doesn't have the depth at pitching, and being as how the starter can only go 6 innings, I'd say the Columbia boys are in trouble.

This could hurt.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:08 am

Didn't you read this thread?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=18355

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:11 am

I swear that I heard some fans chanting...

U & L, U & L, U & L...

Rack those Oregon kids. Hope they go on to win it all.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:22 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Didn't you read this thread?

No, I didn't. Guess I should have.

Don't mess with me. I'm in mourning right now.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:33 am

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Rip City

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:43 am

I might mix some that crow in with my cheesedip recipe, thank you very much.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:01 am

Jesus, WW. You sure are one ugly motherfucker. Your wife could resemble a well-styled pile of cow dung, and it would probably still appear you "married up."

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:15 am

Never said I was pretty.

Are you pretty, Magoo?

Let's see your pic, then.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:19 am

Yeah, that wasn't predictable.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:18 am

So...what's with the 6'8" goon freak coon from Arabia? WTF is wrong with this picture? Can he hit? Pitch? btw, from 45 feet, six-eight looks like nine feet tall.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:19 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:So...what's with the 6'8" goon freak coon from Arabia? WTF is wrong with this picture? Can he hit? Pitch? btw, from 45 feet, six-eight looks like nine feet tall.

258 lbs... size 19 fucking shoe. The kid shaves and probably drove his car there.

I am hoping these kids go all the way. We sat in a sports bar last night with about 250 other people and watched the game.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:21 pm

Derron wrote: I am hoping these kids go all the way.

RACK!!!!!

Sin,
InkyDave

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:06 pm

Btw...would somebody from the ESPN crew please bitch slap that fag Orel Hershiser for me please?

After the Mizzou boys had their hearts ripped out and stomped on, said fag is saying:

"Oh, they'll forget all about it in 30 minutes or so when they get back to the hotel and the pool and have ice cream and watermelon and stuff."

BULLSHIT!

They'll still be crying inside over that loss 50 years from now when they tell their grandchildren about it, you dumbfuck.

I love how the media try to portray these kids as pursuing some sweet little flowery pastime all filled with cotton candy, hotdogs, and apple pie.

Newsflash: Those kids (and particularly their coaches and parents who probably spent thousands of dollars just getting there) want to WIN, damnit!

They want to destroy their opponents, and then rub their faces in the dirt afterwards.

They'll go to any length to do it to, if they think they can get away with it. See Almonte, Danny.

Save me this pastoral, seething horseshit.

This IS baseball, motherfucker, and there is NO MERCY...at any age.

Prepares those kids well for later in life, it does.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:30 pm

Derron wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:So...what's with the 6'8" goon freak coon from Arabia? WTF is wrong with this picture? Can he hit? Pitch? btw, from 45 feet, six-eight looks like nine feet tall.
258 lbs... size 19 fucking shoe. The kid shaves and probably drove his car there.

I am hoping these kids go all the way. We sat in a sports bar last night with about 250 other people and watched the game.

Danny Almonte much?