"Survivor" adopts Seperate But Equal policy for ne

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:28 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060823/en_tv_eo/19833

I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but although haven't watched this show since the 2nd season, I'll be tuning in for this one.

I know I'm not along in that regard though, which I'm sure is the point of the strategy by the network.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:23 pm

grouped by race, with competitors divided into four tribes consisting of whites, blacks, Asians and Hispanics

Great! there's four competitors in one group that won't get anywhere: Mouthy, lazy, and no good in the water-based challenges.

Last season they had all of the competitors with the best rack on the same team, and that group fizzled like a post-chili fart. OL says: "You would think they would do better in the water with those flotation devices."

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:46 am

GO WHITES!!!

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:48 am

PrimeX wrote:GO WHITES!!!

beat me to it, fucker

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:54 am

PrimeX wrote:GO WHITES!!!

Bwaah!

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:13 am

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:17 am

Rewards will be as follows.

Whites - Golf Clubs and Lite Beer

Blacks - Fat white women and glocks

Mexicans - Spray paint and a strawberry field to pick

Asians - Throwing stars and piles of Nikes to be sewed.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:26 pm

vegas has The Whites as a 2-1 favorite.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:39 pm

Gee, I wonder how this is going to turn out?

Sin,
The Last 4000 Years

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:01 pm

So we can expect some of the contests to have special rules to allow the minorties a better chance at winning?

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:07 pm

jiminphilly wrote:So we can expect some of the contests to have special rules to allow the minorties a better chance at winning?

rack!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:08 pm

If the whites win, they have to share with the minorities as reparations for past Survivor shows that did not have equally numbered participants of each race.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:26 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Gee, I wonder how this is going to turn out?

Sin,
The Last 4000 Years

rack

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:33 pm

PrimeX wrote:GO WHITES!!!

Rack you.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Gee, I wonder how this is going to turn out?

Sin,
The Last 4000 Years

Yeah, rack that, too.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:38 pm

I can't believe all you folks are saying these things.

I'm going to tell you this one more time.

Sincerely,

Annie/IB

Rip City

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:41 pm

JCT wrote:Rewards will be as follows.

Whites - Golf Clubs and Lite Beer

Blacks - Fat white women and glocks

Mexicans - Spray paint and a strawberry field to pick

Asians - Throwing stars and piles of Nikes to be sewed.

Shut this shithole down.

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:09 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
JCT wrote:Rewards will be as follows.

Whites - Golf Clubs and Lite Beer

Blacks - Fat white women and glocks

Mexicans - Spray paint and a strawberry field to pick

Asians - Throwing stars and piles of Nikes to be sewed.
Shut this shithole down.

You're seeing why this is going to be great TV. We're all gonna slow our vehicles down to take a good look at this accident on the side of the road. The potential for controversy, embarrasment, and utter mayhem is limitless. Stay tuned.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:12 pm

Hopefully one of the chinks is named William. That will be funny.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:49 pm

^^^ WTF ^^^^

It said Asians as in Gooks, all Chinks are Gooks, but not all Gooks are Chinks.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:52 pm

But they all fuck up the name Wirryam.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:17 pm

jiminphilly wrote:So we can expect some of the contests to have special rules to allow the minorties a better chance at winning?

first team to climb a wall and dissapear in the desert carrying water bottles - Hispanics!!

sin
Jeff Probst