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Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:17 am

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Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:21 am

Prolly right. These guys are basically weightless.

Three high with naked Iraqis isn't much of a problem though.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:42 am

That pilot must have really done magic.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:31 pm

Mikey wrote:These guys are basically weightless.

Wow. Science class must be a lot different in california from where I grew up.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:These guys are basically weightless.

Wow. Science class must be a lot different in california from where I grew up.

And thankfully so, apparently.

In terms of gravitational force that each is able to exert on any other? Seeing as how they are all falling at the same velocity, and subject to the same gravitational attraction, yes they are relatively weightless in relation to each other.

You were taught the difference between mass and weight. Weren't you?
Ever heard the term "apparent weight"?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:52 pm

Mikey wrote:subject to the same gravitational attraction, yes they are relatively weightless in relation to each other.

I guess I'll begrudgingly give you credit for a nice dig. DEEP dig.

See, where I grew up, they taught us that when you jump out of a perfectly good-running airplane, that the only "relativity" and "gravitational attraction" that really matters, is the ones between you and the ground, which is an imminent threat to possibly damage your melon.

Speaking of, anyone seen these crazy fuckers who jump out of planes without a parachute? Fuckers just put on some baggy FUBU-looking gear, and essentially hangglide on the shit. I'll pass, but I think this would be a great hobby for Mikey.

And no, I didn't make that up...stpuid fuckers jump out of planes without a parachute.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:00 pm

No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:06 pm

Mikey wrote:Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

No fall from any height has ever killed anyone.

The sudden stop sure has, though.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:45 pm

Which of you to splatter, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell?

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:27 pm

Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall? Nice major - Philosophy?
How about the speed of a career hitting the earth after moving at light speed in the highest Hollywood orbit - cf Mel Gibson

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:39 pm

Hey phantorino, has anyone told you that you suck? Where the fuck did you come from anyway? You get run from Troll Train, or what?

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:01 pm

Yes...Why do you need to know...No

Fuck off, Loser

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:59 am

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and I thought that song said.. Oh Oh Oh it's my dick, you know...

Impressive !!

Donkey Punch · Post by **Donkey Punch** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:14 am

The phantorino wrote:
Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.
the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?

Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:57 pm

so yall are saying if they had placed large mattresses or the baggy things they use for stunt people all along the bottom of the wtc some of those ppl who jumped could have been saved?

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:29 pm

every one of them you unpatriotic son of a bitch.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:42 pm

Yeah, if they had only known in advance that someone was going to bring down the towers, they could have laid out matresses, and...

Nice work, moron.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:45 am

Donkey Punch wrote:
The phantorino wrote:
Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.
the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?
Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:20 pm

The phantorino wrote:
Donkey Punch wrote:
The phantorino wrote: the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?
Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.
Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The phantorino wrote:
Donkey Punch wrote: Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.
Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too
Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:43 pm

The phantorino wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
The phantorino wrote: Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too
Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too
..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

11 hours and 58 minutes of which I wasn't logged in here, you brainless fucktard.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
The phantorino wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too
..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

11 hours and 58 minutes of which I was logged in here, you brainless fucktard.

FTFY

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:50 pm

The phantorino Posted: 29 Aug 2006 04:26 pm wrote:
Goober McTuber Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:20 am wrote:
The phantorino Posted: 28 Aug 2006 08:45 pm wrote: Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too
Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too
..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

using timestamp smack = weak
kicking your own ass with timestamp smack (twice) = weak and stupid

Congrats, you've made a new category of suck.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:50 pm

Hey Phantomoron -- remember how I said I wasn't going to point out the obvious flaws in your very ill-concieved trolljob?

Drop one more "I ran you because you didn't respond immediately" bit of moronitude, and I'm going to withdraw that offer. It's right on par with Whitey's favorite "I know you are, but what am I" bit.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:51 pm

Phanto,

Goober's response time may not be to your liking but don't let that keep you from lightening your IQ brick load.