
No one is impressed by your flashing earbud. No one imagines that you're so fucking important that you can't - not for a freaking minute - put the phone away. Just fucking answer your cell when you get a call, then put it the hell away.
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WTF?
Why are people still buying these things? A $60K vehicle that requires another $60K annually to fuel, and yet another $60K to insure?
The folks that do buy these things...what the hell is wrong with them? They drive as if their vehicle shipped with permission to drive like fucking maniacs in traffic...snapping in and out of lanes, doing 55 on residential streets, cutting people off...
I don't care how much money you have to pile up and set alight...if you own a HUMMER, you're officially a motherfucking idiot.