Whoo, Rock 'n Roll, etc

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:57 am

A screen secreted among the 63-year-old rocker’s onstage monitors scrolls through the lyrics to the Rolling Stones’ classic songs in time with Jagger’s delivery. The prompt, used during the band’s £250 million-grossing tour, even tells him the name of the city where he is performing, and cues his between-song ad-libs.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:16 am

Oh my Gawd...

I clicked on the link, only to discover that they have fantasy soccer leagues?

What, do they get points for falling down?

Kicking the ball out of bounds?

Not going offsides?

Inciting a riot?

I reckon that you dominate those leagues, thus the need to get some real football in of all things, a Yahoo league.

Bwa...do tell Nish.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:05 am

Yeah, but does Keith need a tab prompter? That's what I want to know.

[cue "Mother's Little Helper"]

"What a drag it is getting old..."

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:28 pm

War Wagon wrote:I clicked on the link, only to discover that they have fantasy soccer leagues?

That's not so bad. I heard (on NPR I think?) the other day that there are thousands of people playing fantasy FISHING.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:30 pm

Playing fantasy anything means you're either 9 yrs old or a faggot.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:50 pm

I'm neither. I just have no life. ;)

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:14 pm

War Wagon wrote:Oh my Gawd...

I clicked on the link, only to discover that they have fantasy soccer leagues?

What, do they get points for falling down?

Kicking the ball out of bounds?

Not going offsides?

Inciting a riot?

I reckon that you dominate those leagues, thus the need to get some real football in of all things, a Yahoo league.

Bwa...do tell Nish.

I also do a Fantasy Internet Cunt league. That post there bagged me 137 points. Knew you were worth getting in the 1st round.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:08 pm

Nishlord wrote:
I also do a Fantasy Internet Cunt league.

Don't tell me, lemme guess....you're the commish, right?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:34 pm

Yes. And I altered the scoring system to give 25 points for lame comebacks. Thanks again.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:28 pm

Just turn and walk away WW. You've been pinned.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:30 am

What, do they get points for falling down?

Likely... I think a grand slam in soccer is when one of the faggot dudes scores a goal, they are run around like the little bitches they are, and then meet in the midle of the field and Wolverine Steve mounts Nish and monkey fucks the shit out of him while the fans cheer.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:54 am

How many points for a sternum cracking head butt in fantasy footie, nish?

I can't imagine fantasy footie being very fun. I am guessing that if any of your guys actually scores a single goaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!! all season long, you'd win your league.

I'm guessing that shoot out goals/saves are the primary method for scoring points.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:14 pm

As always, you're wrong. It's a bit like Fantasy NHL - points for goals scored, assists, and goals allowed.

It could never be as good as Fantasy NFL or baseball, because we're nowhere near as obsessed with stats as your lot are.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:13 pm

poptart wrote:Playing fantasy anything means you're either 9 yrs old or a faggot.

Isn't a message board Fantasy Debating/Arguing?

Any chance of getting some real freinds and leaving the clever shit to the rest of us?