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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:15 am

So my wife requests that we have tuna noodle casserole tonight, good little Catholic girl that she is. I have a tried and true tune noodle recipe that she loves, but I thought just for the hell of it I'd google up some different recipes to see if I could get any new ideas on an old standard. The third website I hit was this one:

http://www.homeschoolzone.com/m2m/recip ... e-cass.htm

Yeah, the recipe was submitted by this lovely lady:

Back on TOT that was castor troy's fugly wife.

In my best Rich Fader voice:

For those of you who didn't find this as humorous as I did, have another fucking 6-pack, and go fuck yourself.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:17 am

i just did and your story still hasn't gotten any funnier, douchebag.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:59 am

Goober McTuber wrote:So my wife requests that we have tuna noodle casserole tonight

Props on her foreplay codespeak. She's a catch.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:56 am

Suicide is painless, Goob. Try it some time.

[my leg, l.; Goob, r.]

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:00 am

Goobs "googles up" tuna noodle casserole recipes?

Check. Add to spreadsheet.

By my calculations, Goob can attempt to run "smack" again in Feb, 2023.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:59 am

Another worthless 'contribution' by the inept goob.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:40 am

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:50 am

War Wagon wrote:Goobs "googles up" tuna noodle casserole recipes?

Check. Add to spreadsheet.

By my calculations, Goob can attempt to run "smack" again in Feb, 2023.

Sounds about right.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:12 pm

Point of clarification: it ain't Lent.

Goobs, your wife requested a limp noodle?

Shake yourself. Shake it three times if you wanna get crazy.

:fader:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:51 pm

Ken wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So my wife requests that we have tuna noodle casserole tonight
Props on her foreplay codespeak. She's a catch.

good little Catholic girl that she is

GooblesMyCack is dreaming....

Right.... lets see where "good Catholic girl" and sex, and foreplay all meet up ??

I will take "Never in a 100 years " for $ 1,000 Alex....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:13 am

Let's see, Cooter, Kendra, Fader, Whitey Wagon, Jimmy Mediocre, Mr. Magoo, Seer, and Derron. Lots of bruised vaginas in that group, and no smack to speak of. Carrion.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:49 am

Let's see...Goobs posts thread about googling up tuna casserole recipes and get's piled on by 9 different and unique posters whom have all busted each other chops on numerous occasions...

And you'd return to this abortion of a thread because of what reason?

You're either not very smart, or you really love tuna casserole.

I'm going with "a".

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:03 am

War Wagon wrote:Let's see...Goobs posts thread about googling up tuna casserole recipes and get's piled on by 9 different and unique posters whom have all busted each other chops on numerous occasions...

And you'd return to this abortion of a thread because of what reason?

You're either not very smart, or you really love tuna casserole.

I'm going with "a".

"Unique"? Well, that's a really polite way of saying "special", isn't it? I loves me some good tuna noodle casserole, and if you're going to set up that I'm going with "a" thingy, it helps to actually label things as "a" and "b". Fucking retard.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:20 am

Years ago, when I was a newlywed, Mrs. Luth cooked up a recipe she got from her mom and it was called, "Weenie Casserole."

I get along quite well with the mother-in-law, but this recipe was made once, and only ONCE, by my little bride. The noodles were fine, ...but I think it was the concoction of cooked weenies, sweating and bleeding out quarts of oil/fat, that I found offensive. I was never a big fan of egg noodles to start with, but if you lop a half cup of weenie lard over the top of them, then I have a pablum.

I actually need to break batter just thinking of this.

I swear, when my little cupcake made those after only a few weeks of marriage, I calmly...and quietly...took them out to the far fence line near the strawberry fields of our farmer neighbor. I had researched the stats and discovered that radioactive Ball Park Weenie fat would need 26 1/2 inches of earth, and 21 years of uninterrupted shovelling to make this "shit" just go away.

I left Troutdale...the small little town where I buried that Weenie meltdown, and it was in the year; 1986. Next year, ...you can buy yourself some acreage, some of it pretty glowing.

Rip City

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:24 pm

No, really, Goob...if you don't get help from a 12-gauge, get help somewhere.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:23 pm

Goobs posts thread about googling up tuna casserole recipes

This single desperate act itself is deserving of a pile on /plungering.

Posting about it is even more desperate, and proves who has no smack. Starting a thread about tuna casserole is gay, like the person who started it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:31 am

Rich Fader wrote:No, really, Goob...if you don't get help from a 12-gauge, get help somewhere.

Hey Dick, you're not that funny.

Hey Derron, the thread wasn't about tuna noodle, you fucking moron.

[fader]

[/fader/]

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:33 am

Stop, Goob. Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself. Really. I'm telling you this because I care.

:D

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:37 am

Hey Derron, the thread wasn't about tuna noodle, you fucking moron.

Hello there Kettle....me a fucking moron ??? Bwwahaaaa

This from a guy who started a fucking thread about a tasteless tuna dish......

Look around your miserable life and find something just a bit more compelling to post about....that's a reach for you, I know......
but please a fucking tuna dish....you and Toddy ought to get together and figure out a way to off yourselves much to the boards amusement....

What's next... a post about you measuring your turds and posting it and then saying "top that you bitches ...."

Bwwwwaaahaaa.....

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:46 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Hey Dick, you're not that funny.

Oh, this coming from Mr. Barrel-full-of-monkeys, aka, Mr. One-line-post-wonder.
Niiiice.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:00 pm

socal wrote:Point of clarification: it ain't Lent.

'Zactly.

Goobs, your wife requested a limp noodle?

Shake yourself. Shake it three times if you wanna get crazy.

:fader:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:29 pm

Derron,

Yes, you’re a fucking moron.

Kendra,

Brevity is the soul of wit. Kendra is the epitome of witless.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:33 pm

I told Goob to go eat a gun. I take that back. I'm afraid he's going to blow his foot off and knock his teeth out while trying to stuff the stock into his mouth long before he ever sprays his brains.

:twisted:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:19 pm

Dick,

You post a lot like JIMMY_JUNK, but without the capslock.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:25 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Derron,

Yes, you’re a fucking moron.

Kendra,

Brevity is the soul of wit. Kendra is the epitome of witless.

:dins:

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:35 pm

Hey, now! That's completely uncalled for. I don't blank out my curse words.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:46 pm

Forty-four Magnum...Apply directly to the forehead

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:15 pm

RACK!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:35 pm

DICK, YOU’VE BEEN ________ DRINKING AGAIN!

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:40 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:So my...

nobody cares.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:41 pm

Goob, you clearly picked the wrong week to start snorting glue again.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:46 pm

What makes you think I ever quit?

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:What makes you think I ever quit?

Just remember...you said it, I didn't.

:D

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:41 pm

War Wagon wrote:Goobs "googles up" tuna noodle casserole recipes?

Check. Add to spreadsheet.

By my calculations, Goob can attempt to run "smack" again in Feb, 2023.

ILMFAO

T1B

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