Steve Irwin AKA Croc Hunter- Dead

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:56 pm

Jsc810 wrote:... more of a sense of obligation.

To whom? The God of Death? The bizzaro 6th Commandment?

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RIP Steve

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:56 pm

I wouldn't want to see him die, either. But I can think of a thousand or so TV celebs who I would.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:15 pm

Ever been stung by a stingray?

Definitely painful. Probably even worse if you get it in the pumper.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:16 pm

mvscal wrote:I suppose, if nothing else, it would be educational to see what he did wrong.

10 to 1 he was jumping on the ray's back and got a barb to the chest. I've seen him pull the same 'trick' many times and always wondered... WTF?

Ucant.#Ÿ³ · Post by **Ucant.#Ÿ³** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:27 pm

Mikey wrote:Ever been stung by a stingray?

Definitely painful. Probably even worse if you get it in the pumper.

I've heard reports that the barb created a palm sized hole in his heart. Fuck the pain of the vemom... his heart was basically shredded.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:37 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You’re really anxious to watch someone die?
The next person to be executed in Louisiana may have me as one of the witnesses.

Yes, I want to see it. Anxious is not the right word though; more of a sense of obligation.

A little different situation.

The Seer had already established himself as a shitty poster. I guess he wanted us all to know that he’s a shitty human being as well.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:39 pm

mvscal wrote: That was my first impression.

In fact I saw him jump from a boat onto a ray (not sure if it was a 'killer' ray or not) on one of his shows not 3 weeks ago.

Great guy and I'll miss his shows, but gawd he lived close to the end for a looooong time.

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And he has 2 kids so he even kicked Darwin's ass before he died. Rack him.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:19 pm

mvscal wrote:Evidently the footage will eventually be aired per Irwin's request. .

CROCODILE HUNTER DEATH TO BE BROADCAST?

STEVE IRWIN

LATEST: The footage of late Australian naturalist STEVE IRWIN being killed by a stingray could be shown on TV. Charismatic Irwin, dubbed the Crocodile Hunter after his internationally acclaimed TV show, died yesterday (04SEP06) while diving on Australia's Great Barrier Reef. Irwin was filming for a new documentary when he lost his life, and his cameraman shot the moment when the stingray's barbed tail stabbed the legendary conservationist through the heart. The tapes are currently being held by Queensland police - but Irwin's family are determined to respect his last wishes and allow the harrowing footage to be broadcast. Irwin once insisted, "My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it's shaky or slightly out of focus, I don't give a rip. "Even if a big old alligator is chewing me up I want to go down and go, 'Crikey!' just before I die. That would be the ultimate for me." An insider tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "This is exactly what Steve would have wanted. He knew the dangers and was totally up for the cameras to get everything."
05/09/2006 12:52

Death was Elvis Presley's ultimate career move too

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:23 pm

I want to go down and go, 'Crikey!' just before I die.

Rack that crazy Ozzie!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:33 pm

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:01 pm

Remembering the Crocodile Hunter

by Sarah Hall
Sep 5, 2006, 1:15 PM PT

When shooting his daredevil animal adventures, Steve Irwin had one iron-clad instruction for his film crews.

"When something grabs me, keep rolling. That's the golden rule. The golden rule," he once explained in an interview.

a d v e r t i s e m e n t

On Monday, Irwin's wishes were honored one last time, when a camera crew captured his final moments on video after he was fatally struck in the heart by a stingray's barb.

Irwin was working on an underwater documentary titled Ocean's Deadliest on the Great Barrier Reef at the time of his death.

The footage shows Irwin pulling the stingray's poisonous barb from his chest before losing consciousness, his friend and longtime manager John Stainton told reporters.

"It shows that the, Steve came over the top of the ray, and then the tail came up and spiked him [in the chest] and he pulled it out, and the next minute he's gone. And that was it, and then the cameraman had to shut down," Stainton said.

"It's a very hard thing to watch, because you are actually witnessing somebody die, and it's terrible." Discovery Networks President Billy Campbell told the Australian Associated Press that it would be up to Irwin's family to decide whether the footage would ever be made public.

"It's still too early," Campbell told AAP. "We'll have to take a look at it."

The 44-year-old Irwin is one of only a few humans known to have met their end by stingray. According to marine wildlife experts, stingrays usually only lash out in self-defense and their attacks are rarely fatal, unless the animal manages to land its jagged barb in its target's stomach or chest as happened to Irwin.

Officials who reviewed the footage as part of the investigation into Irwin's death said there was no evidence he had antagonized the stingray. A post-mortem exam showed that he died almost instantaneously after the barb entered his heart.

As word of Irwin's death spread, fans flocked to Australia Zoo, where Irwin lived with his wife and children, leaving thousands of flowers, candles and written messages at the gates.

"Crikey, Steve, we will miss you," read one fan's message. "Mate, you made the world a better place," read another message.

Staffers kept the zoo open Tuesday, saying that Irwin would have expected nothing less.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You’re really anxious to watch someone die?
The next person to be executed in Louisiana may have me as one of the witnesses.

Yes, I want to see it. Anxious is not the right word though; more of a sense of obligation.
A little different situation.

The Seer had already established himself as a shitty poster. I guess he wanted us all to know that he’s a shitty human being as well.

This coming from a tard that is anxious to display in a public setting that his parents were related....When you post something relevant - or even entertaining it will be a first.

"goober"

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:30 pm

I have no problem with them showing it if he wanted it aired...I just don't want to see it. My not wanting to see it shouldn't stop others from doing it though. Air it and leave it up the viewer...having choices, it's a helluva concept.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:35 pm

A stingray got me in the foot once. Luckily his aim wasn't quite as good.

Most painful thing I've ever experienced, though, this side of mtool's CFB melts.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:36 pm

Mikey wrote:A stingray got me in the foot once. Luckily his aim wasn't quite as good.

Most painful thing I've ever experienced, though, this side of mtool's CFB melts.

Details.......of the stingray incident...not mtool.....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:44 pm

mvscal wrote: "Now I'm going to take a ride on this gentle crea...~thwack~....AKKKKK"

Fuck you, mvscal.

Just spewed Bud Lite out me nostrils.

That get's a RACK!

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:52 pm

War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote: "Now I'm going to take a ride on this gentle crea...~thwack~....AKKKKK"
Fuck you, mvscal.

Just spewed Bud Lite out me nostrils.

That get's a RACK!

You're gonna make goober cry.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:56 pm

The Seer wrote:
Mikey wrote:A stingray got me in the foot once. Luckily his aim wasn't quite as good.

Most painful thing I've ever experienced, though, this side of mtool's CFB melts.

Details.......of the stingray incident...not mtool.....

I was walking in knee deep (maybe a little less) water at Torrey Pines Beach, about 20 years ago. I must have stepped right on it with my right foot because it got me on the bottom of my heel, right through the callus. The barb didn't stay in my foot, but it made a jagged gash about an inch or an inch and a half long, and it hurt LIKE HELL and got worse for awhile. Drove home with my left foot, cleaned the wound, wrapped up my foot and started drinking.

Strange thing was a year earlier, almost to the day, I got bit by a small rattlesnake at the same beach. Actually in the parking lot on the other side of PCH. That felt about as bad as a bee sting at first. I went up to three teenage girls getting out of a car and asked them to drive me to the hospital, which is only a couple of miles away. Turns out they were out of state tourists, and I think they thought I was trying out some lame line on them because it took a little convincing. They didn't want to believe me at the hospital either, until two small purple marks came out on the side of my foot. Luckily I didn't get enough venom to make me really sick.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:14 pm

Sounds like they were *"Zonies."

What we San Doggs called the tourists from Arizona.

So is that why you set up your pool sweep to catch small furry rodents, man?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:17 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: So is that why you set up your pool sweep to catch small furry rodents, man?

Yeah, but so far I haven't caught any Zonies.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:22 pm

Set the sucktion level on your flux capacitor a little hire and see what you might catch. I need a good Surf Punks reset. "My Beach!"

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:28 pm

Can't set it too high or my kids might disappear.

Not that that would be all bad.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:51 am

Mikey wrote:
I was walking in knee deep (maybe a little less) water at Torrey Pines Beach, about 20 years ago. I must have stepped right on it with my right foot because it got me on the bottom of my heel, right through the callus. The barb didn't stay in my foot, but it made a jagged gash about an inch or an inch and a half long, and it hurt LIKE HELL and got worse for awhile. Drove home with my left foot, cleaned the wound, wrapped up my foot and started drinking..

You should have told me. I would have pissed on it for you.

It's a well known fact that uric acid neutralizes the venom of most sea creatures

Plus, I could have laughed like a mofo

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:54 am

Atomic Punk wrote:a little hire

Yeah, but we gave him some phone books before he hit the road.

Sin,

MPerk's boss

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:57 am

Atomic Punk wrote:a little hire

I'll take whatever ya got. I'm BROKE, bitch!

-Cuda

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:03 am

You've GOT the fucking new CODE, don't you?

I fucking KNEW it.

son of a BITCH!

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:05 am

My page cannot be found. I'm total SOL.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:09 am

to teh the good old days...

l to r: PrimeX, Mrs. ElvisMonster, Cuda

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:11 am

Thanks. That's gonna make Kevnic run me with the fat smack again.

I really don't need that shit right now.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:17 am

No he won't.

That was the same spring-break party the reindeer crashed!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:48 am

The Seer wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote: "Now I'm going to take a ride on this gentle crea...~thwack~....AKKKKK"
Fuck you, mvscal.

Just spewed Bud Lite out me nostrils.

That get's a RACK!

You're gonna make goober cry.

You see, Seersucker, there's a difference. Death smack is a long-standing tradition on these boards. While of questionable taste, it really doesn't compare to your bloodlust. Your immediate desire to watch the father of two small children breath his last breath on this earth is testament to your minimal worth as a human being. No tears, just contempt.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:04 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Seer wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Fuck you, mvscal.

Just spewed Bud Lite out me nostrils.

That get's a RACK!

You're gonna make goober cry.
You see, Seersucker, there's a difference. Death smack is a long-standing tradition on these boards. While of questionable taste, it really doesn't compare to your bloodlust. Your immediate desire to watch the father of two small children breath his last breath on this earth is testament to your minimal worth as a human being. No tears, just contempt.

Since it's be nice to the mentally challenged day this week, I'll try to break it down for you. Whether I watch a video or not probably will not affect his mourning family one bit. It probably will also not determine if he stays dead or returns to life. I refused to watch raghead motherfuckers saw heads of Americans off cause that is what they wanted. Irwin died in a tragic accident that was just that - an accident. Nature. And, when you break it down, I don't give a damn what you think or what you consider moral. So just go on your way and try not to litter my screen with more inane takes. K?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:14 am

The Seer wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
The Seer wrote:
You're gonna make goober cry.
You see, Seersucker, there's a difference. Death smack is a long-standing tradition on these boards. While of questionable taste, it really doesn't compare to your bloodlust. Your immediate desire to watch the father of two small children breath his last breath on this earth is testament to your minimal worth as a human being. No tears, just contempt.

Since it's be nice to the mentally challenged day this week, I'll try to break it down for you. Whether I watch a video or not probably will not affect his mourning family one bit. It probably will also not determine if he stays dead or returns to life. I refused to watch raghead motherfuckers saw heads of Americans off cause that is what they wanted. Irwin died in a tragic accident that was just that - an accident. Nature. And, when you break it down, I don't give a damn what you think or what you consider moral. So just go on your way and try not to litter my screen with more inane takes. K?

A lot of words strung together that does nothing to refute your position as a walking, talking, breathing turd. It's not like you mentioned in passing that you would watch the video, you said that the first person to post the video gets "Lifetime Bode". Fucking tard.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:20 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
The Seer wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You see, Seersucker, there's a difference. Death smack is a long-standing tradition on these boards. While of questionable taste, it really doesn't compare to your bloodlust. Your immediate desire to watch the father of two small children breath his last breath on this earth is testament to your minimal worth as a human being. No tears, just contempt.

Since it's be nice to the mentally challenged day this week, I'll try to break it down for you. Whether I watch a video or not probably will not affect his mourning family one bit. It probably will also not determine if he stays dead or returns to life. I refused to watch raghead motherfuckers saw heads of Americans off cause that is what they wanted. Irwin died in a tragic accident that was just that - an accident. Nature. And, when you break it down, I don't give a damn what you think or what you consider moral. So just go on your way and try not to litter my screen with more inane takes. K?
A lot of words strung together that does nothing to refute your position as a walking, talking, breathing turd. It's not like you mentioned in passing that you would watch the video, you said that the first person to post the video gets "Lifetime Bode". Fucking tard.

It's quite apparent that what I type affects you deeply. You may have a fragile psyche, or be damaged emotionally. Your feelings could be permanently bruised from a life of hard knocks.
In which case I will try to consider all these possibilities from now on. In the mean time....

FUCK OFF

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:25 am

The Seer wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
The Seer wrote:
Since it's be nice to the mentally challenged day this week, I'll try to break it down for you. Whether I watch a video or not probably will not affect his mourning family one bit. It probably will also not determine if he stays dead or returns to life. I refused to watch raghead motherfuckers saw heads of Americans off cause that is what they wanted. Irwin died in a tragic accident that was just that - an accident. Nature. And, when you break it down, I don't give a damn what you think or what you consider moral. So just go on your way and try not to litter my screen with more inane takes. K?
A lot of words strung together that does nothing to refute your position as a walking, talking, breathing turd. It's not like you mentioned in passing that you would watch the video, you said that the first person to post the video gets "Lifetime Bode". Fucking tard.

It's quite apparent that what I type affects you deeply. You may have a fragile psyche, or be damaged emotionally. Your feelings could be permanently bruised from a life of hard knocks.
In which case I will try to consider all these possibilities from now on. In the mean time....

FUCK OFF

Not at all, but it's entertaining to see you grasping at straws in a futile attempt to convince yourself that you matter. I just like bashing on retarded fucksticks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:30 am

Can we get some fucking quote etiquette up in this bitch?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:38 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
The Seer wrote:
Since it's be nice to the mentally challenged day this week, I'll try to break it down for you. Whether I watch a video or not probably will not affect his mourning family one bit. It probably will also not determine if he stays dead or returns to life. I refused to watch raghead motherfuckers saw heads of Americans off cause that is what they wanted. Irwin died in a tragic accident that was just that - an accident. Nature. And, when you break it down, I don't give a damn what you think or what you consider moral. So just go on your way and try not to litter my screen with more inane takes. K?
A lot of words strung together that does nothing to refute your position as a walking, talking, breathing turd. It's not like you mentioned in passing that you would watch the video, you said that the first person to post the video gets "Lifetime Bode". Fucking tard.
Can we get some fucking quote etiquette up in this bitch?

Like this?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:49 am

Can you combatants not "full quote" anymore? It's easy to scroll... unless you are conspiracy scrollers looking to lock up keyboards for your own sick and twisted pleasures.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:19 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Can you combatants not "full quote" anymore? It's easy to scroll... unless you are conspiracy scrollers looking to lock up keyboards for your own sick and twisted pleasures.

yeah, you tell'em.

i fukkin' hate quoters

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:20 pm

Sorry to offend your tender sensibilities, R-Jack. I just didn’t care for Seersucker’s bloodlust.