My horny dogs (wwyd)

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:41 am

Ok, what the fuck do I do?

I have had a dog named Benji for the last 7 years. Male, mutt, looks just like Benji, (hence the name), not fixed, never had a reason to.

3 weeks ago, friends tell me they have a pom, that is not working well with their new baby. We agree to take it. They drop it off last Sunday, and as leaving they mention, she might be in heat. Needless to say, she was never fixed. As for the might part, UM YEA, SHE IS! Swollen twat told me as soon as she turned around. Anywho .....

Until yesterday, things were cool, dogs kind of getting along, getting used to each other, blah blah blah. THEN..... the shit hit the fan. Now, put them in the same room .... 2 seconds, and its on. Hes on her like stink on shit. Brush him away, she heads toward him, ass first. Pussy first. Whatever.

Me, Im heading for the closet. Grab and old tee-shirt, waaalaaa. Home made doggie chastity belt. Diaper. Whatever you call it. 2 seconds later, ole Benji is dry humping that ass like he was a sailor on leave after 8 months at sea. 2 minutes later, chastity belt it off, when it took me 15 to put on.

Ah, then we decide upon seperation. One dog outside, one in. No matter the combination, the barking was endless, from both. Same result now, one in one room, one in the other.

One, or both will be fixed on Tues, but what the fuck do I do until then?

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:50 am

Let them go to it and adopt one of the puppies. What else?

:twisted:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:04 am

Fuck the bitch yourself, right in front of Benji.

That ought to shut them both up.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:08 am

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:55 pm

let ole benji get him some, you cockblocking faggit. then take her down to the vet and get her snipped.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:37 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Fuck the bitch yourself, right in front of Benji.

That ought to shut them both up.

"What am I gonna do with her...Now?" - Benji

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:40 pm

Let 'em fuck once, then take 'em both out and shoot 'em.

Two less dogs in this world would be a good thing

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:00 pm

Mikey,

Don't hate on dogs just because they snagged your carne asada off the grill last night while you were too busy cleaning the pool after your Dodgers lose, Padres win moneyshot into the deep end.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:09 am

smackaholic wrote:let ole benji get him some, you cockblocking faggit. then take her down to the vet and get her snipped.

1st. Im all for getting a little. Cock blocking has never been in my vocab. Kind of like correct spelling will never be in yours.

2nd Benji is twice her size, or a little bigger. Dudes got some lipstick on him. I dont need him causing internal damage.

3rd Can ya get a dog fixed, if its knocked up? Isnt there some kind of nutcase group that protests that shit? Are doggie abortions allowed?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:46 pm

kcdave wrote:2nd Benji is twice her size, or a little bigger. Dudes got some lipstick on him. I dont need him causing internal damage.

So do what someone else said. Fuck the bitch yourself in front of Benji. Unless, of course, you have a coupla' inches on the ole boy. Then, you'll just have to ram it down her throat while Binge goes to town from the back.

Your call though.

Ucant.#Ÿ³ · Post by **Ucant.#Ÿ³** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:08 pm

kcdave wrote:not fixed, never had a reason to.

Never had a reason to???? You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

Ucant.#Ÿ³ · Post by **Ucant.#Ÿ³** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:24 pm

kcdave wrote:One, or both will be fixed on Tues, but what the fuck do I do until then?

Have your wife use your balls as batting practice?

God God, Dave.

The Humane Society and ASPCA think quite differently than you do. As does every responsible pet owner. I hope you teach your children to have unprotected sex and spit out about 20 mutant offspring... all as retarded as you are. That would be epic. Ya see Dave... what this world desperately needs are more sick and unwanted children/animals for the rest of us to look after and pay for.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:38 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Fuck the bitch yourself, right in front of Benji.

That ought to shut them both up.

You are SICK!!

Funny, Yes!! but also quite SICK!!

T1B

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