Well, tomorrow's the big day

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:45 pm

I'll be getting up really early and driving into LA for my 9:30 a.m. Jeopary audition at the Culver City Radisson.

If I can beat the odds and somehow get on the show, and then figure out a way to get "Rack the Trolls" out on national TV, I will have major lifetime BODE.

After the audition, it's on to lunch with the OL in Santa Monica at Ocean Avenue Seafood where I should have no problem dropping Zyclone-like cash on a meal.

If I remember to take along the digi-cam I'll come back here and post a Wolfmanesque travelogue including, but not necessarily limited to:
* the parking lot at Long's Drugs
* the homeless guy who hangs out by the stoplight at the corner of Centinela and Jefferson
* the loading dock and dumpster at the Radisson
* the outside of the factory where they make the seat covers for Boeing 777s
* a picture of the beach at Santa Monica, facing east.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:46 pm

who gives a fuck?

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:49 pm

If you make it, half way through the game change your name to Turd Fergeson

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:49 pm

Just remember the best answer is "what are plastics. alex?"

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:49 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?

Your mom gives a fuck.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:50 pm

Final Jeopardy would be the ideal time to Rack the Trolls with your answer. That would be epic. It will almost certainly not be a correct answer, but you probably wouldn't have a chance to win anyhow.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:52 pm

Mikey wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
Your mom gives a fuck.

At least six times she did.

I can think of one time your pops should of settled for a hummer.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:19 pm

Good luck!!!!!

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:36 pm

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Even though "Rack the Trolls" would be epcot for thetrolls.net, it would still be funnier than hellsinski. Also remember, that your ah, shiny top may be unfriendly with the TV camera's. They have makeup that doesn't reflect light as much so you might want to look into that. When I took some senior pictures, some of the girls had that non-reflective stuff.

Take (4) Gax X in the morning of the show, as you don't want to be belching up that Chili-cheese-mushroom-pork rind omelette.

Good luck

Rip City

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:38 pm

Mikey wrote:I'll be getting up really early and driving into LA for my 9:30 a.m. Jeopary audition at the Culver City Radisson.

Call Diego before leaving and map out heavy fog areas.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:40 pm

Oh and remember if you get a question wrong pound your fist on the podium and yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I KNEW that one!!"

"This button SUCKS" is also a good one

Alex likes to see the emotion.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:52 pm

dumpater ?????

don't leave home w/o a can of spray paint !!

oh--and good luck--- hope you don't run into
too many questions on 15th century Hungarian
poets !!

and--remember-- Andrew Jackson was the first
president to ride on a train !!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:09 pm

When Alex asks you about You and your Hobbies, just mention theoneboard.com then.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:12 pm

Oh, and be sure to mention your love for cooking, especially mention Brent's BBQ Sauce. ;)

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:20 pm

Remember, when the answer is: Clueless, psycho-antagonistic lurking, no-life tard - the question will be - Who is Goober McToober?

You're welcome in advance....

p.s.

good luck!

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:58 pm

Break a leg

- you won't get in.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:19 pm

I tried out for Jeopardy once, and beat out a guy named Ken Jennings. But I declined the spot on the show to pursue other interests.

-m2

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:34 am

Go get Em Mikey and best of luck.

Hope you get in and have a commanding lead at Final Jeopardy....
then bet $0 and then write

What is "Rack The Trolls!"

The next show drop some One Board bombs and props for Indy's epcot sauce.
This kind of Karma is $.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:44 am

Y2K wrote:The next show drop some One Board bombs and props for Indy's epcot sauce.

Yep. If you get on a winning streak, keep dropping more references...more obscure each time.

Show #4:

#4 Wipe Cock on Drapes

Show #5 (a tribute to DrD):

KYOA, much? LMAO!

Show #6:

$54K SUV

Show #7:

Wind chime peddling RenFaire Fags

Your wife might ask you about that one.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:19 am

"I'll take foods that start w/ the Letter Q, Alex."

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:43 am

LMAO @ Jack & Magoo!!

I can just see myself right now....

"uhh....what is....wiping one's cock on the drapes?"

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:06 am

Good luck Mike!

When I was was at USC a buddy got married and he and his wife came down to L.A. to audition for the New Newleywed Show or whatever the fuck it's called.

I took them over there and waited out in the hall as a bunch of shows are shot in that building. They came out and didn't make the cut. They said the show was more interested in people making jackasses out of themselves rather than being all serious trying to win like they were. Dumbasses.

Oh, and make sure at the end of the audition you give a good mv.scal reference that isn't too obscure.

"What is, go fuck yourself Alex?"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:42 am

best of luck, Mikey!

I bet they make it pretty tough to drop that kind of stuff on their show.

A better way to claim :bode:

would be to go to NYC for one of the morning shows, where they let you into a pen to jump up and down and beg Al Roker to waddle over your way.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:49 am

Good Luck Mikey!!

*******

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.-

"The Man In The Arena"
Speech at the Sorbonne
Paris, France
April 23, 1910

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:25 am

Mikey, I think I said this before, but I did the online test the beginning of the year, got called in for the February tryout, and I'm also on the list. If you did well enough online to get the invite, you should be fine. They just want to make sure you can answer the questions for yourself, that you can play the game and keep it flowing, and you can hold up your end of the conversation. (And having good blurbs for the chat with Alex probably wouldn't suck, either.) After that, it's just a matter of getting drawn. Good luck to us both.

WAR "'THIS PLACE SUCKS HORSE COCKS!'?...Oooh, I'm sorry, that's not correct."

P.S.: By the way, guys, Alex doesn't normally show up for the auditions.

P.P.S.: Since when is "PLACE" with the "l" and "a" transposed a curse word?

:?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:38 am

Jack wrote:Good Luck Mikey!!

*******

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.-

"The Man In The Arena"
Speech at the Sorbonne
Paris, France
April 23, 1910

This is a very Rackable post.
Nice job Jack!

Kick ass and have fun Mike!
Sa'll about the karma.....

yeah yeah..... The reply with quotes thing....

Bwaaa

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:44 am

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood

RACK

That was actually a question (err....answer?) on Jeopardy the other night.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:47 am

Rich Fader wrote:Mikey, I think I said this before, but I did the online test the beginning of the year, got called in for the February tryout, and I'm also on the list.

That would be cool if we both got called to the same show.

We could kick Alex and whatever nerdy fag was in the third contestant spot off the stage and have a live smack-off on national TV.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:51 am

Maybe you can get one of those invisible bluetooths Bushice was talking about, so that you can have Dins relay all the answers into your ear.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:53 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Maybe you can get one of those invisible bluetooths Bushice was talking about, so that you can have Dins relay all the answers into your ear.

Ahhhh...you mean like this guy?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:59 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Maybe you can get one of those invisible bluetooths Bushice was talking about, so that you can have Dins relay all the answers into your ear.

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still laughing...

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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:03 am

rack mgo...funny stuff.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:18 am

Mikey wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Mikey, I think I said this before, but I did the online test the beginning of the year, got called in for the February tryout, and I'm also on the list.
That would be cool if we both got called to the same show.

We could kick Alex and whatever nerdy fag was in the third contestant spot off the stage and have a live smack-off on national TV.

...mmmm, we'll see. I mean, if we both get on, and we can work some smack into the mix, fine, but I want to get paid.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:27 am

Wheel of Fortune is where the money is at...I've seen people dumber than a box of rocks walk out of there with 70k.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:31 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Maybe you can get one of those invisible bluetooths Bushice was talking about, so that you can have Dins relay all the answers into your ear.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Damn that was good dude! Best answer of the week.

Oh Mikey, keep in mind Alex is a Canadian, so the "What is... Go fuck yourself?" option is a winner any damn day of the week... at least to us... that care.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:38 am

Good luck, Mikey.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:51 am

mikey just remember abode can turn into adobe and mean the same thing!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:08 pm

The Seer wrote:Remember, when the answer is: Clueless, psycho-antagonistic lurking, no-life tard - the question will be - Who is Goober McToober?

Awww, looks like wet-brained chucklehead got his little feelings hurt.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:48 pm

Just don't make us call you Yankovic...

Seriously, good luck.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:00 am

Well Mikey, what happened?

Rip City

T1B

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