Twas Labor Day night....FSU Style!!!

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:18 am

Twas Labor Day Evening.... FSU Style!!!

Twas Labor Day evening,
And in the Orange Hole,
A classic was brewing,
Between the Canes and the Noles.

Our boys started quickly,
LoBo had a nice touch,
Then a mistake by Monroe,
Shank you very much!

We erase the bagel
On a nice FG blast
Then the Canes offense said
"Hey Mang, this Noles 'D' is FAST!"

The Canes got their drive on,
And crossed the goal line.
Hey look! Ryan Moore!
How's your ass feel on that pine?

The Noles "O" stumbled
And the Orange Bowl was rockin'
Coach told Holly Rowe,
"Dadgummit, we ain't blockin'!"

Noles fans heads were hangin'
The first half was dismal.
I screamed at my kids,
"Bring the damn Pepto Bismol!"

Then a fire was started
Down there, at the half,
It burned so damn hot,
It melted their rafts.

Screech tried to lead them,
His performance, lackluster,
Don't try to run, Kyle,
You'll get knocked out by Buster.

The Freak, Lawrence Timmons,
And number 10, Geno
Made me wish I'd bet money
On this game at a casino!

The Noles make it even,
On a nice FB dive,
I hope all of our fans,
Get out of that place alive.

The pressure keeps coming,
This is the effort we need,
BOOM! Damn! What was that?
Another FG from WEED!

The defense now presses,
Too early to gloat
Hey Screech! Can you feel
That hand on your throat?

The Canes "O" was food
And our defense was starvin',
Interception, game over!
Thank you Michael Ray Garvin!

Canes fans are cryin
We're movin up in the polls
Hear the garnet and gold faithful,
Yell "HOW 'BOUT THEM NOLES!"

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:25 am

I forget the exact quote, but I think it was 88 who said it best: Canes fans are underrepresented on this board, but nobody here seems to give a shit.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:35 am

stop it crown your an embarrasment.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:38 am

fuck you

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:20 am

What a tool.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:23 am

Let me see.......you get your ass run out of here and then you show up AFTER FSU wins with a poem and a f bomb. Nice.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:29 am

"A classic was brewing..."???

A classic what??

Misshapen stool?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:54 am

I've been googling. No luck yet...but I'll find where you KCTRL-Paul'ed that from, Crown. I'll find it eventually.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:00 am

Nolesy wrote:Let me see.......you get your ass run out of here and then you show up AFTER FSU wins with a poem and a f bomb. Nice.

Hey, you're a douche bag, go fuck yourself. I am always here, I just dont post as much, but I watch you make a fool out of yourself.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:13 am

Wrong dude. Two different posters.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:30 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:
Tiberious wrote:
Nolesy wrote:Let me see.......you get your ass run out of here and then you show up AFTER FSU wins with a poem and a f bomb. Nice.

Hey, you're a douche bag, go fuck yourself. I am always here as Cicero, I just dont post as much as Tiberious, but I watch you make a fool out of yourself. See? I'm really FOOLING YOU with the two user names.
Yeah. Fixed that for you.

dumbass

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:13 am

He's actually quite good at it. Won something like $500 this weekend on football and baseball. Good line though.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:15 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:Actually, Crown, I think you meant that to go where "Resident Bookie" is sitting right now.

You couldn't handicap a paraplegic triathalon.

Edit: actually, I have no idea if Crown knows anything about handicapping or betting, but it sounded like a good smack line.

You wish you had my handicapping skills.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:22 am

I ask for the 2nd time...are you guys roommates? Do you share the computer?

ANSWER NOW!!!!!

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:24 am

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:28 am

You know who I am.

Yep, we sure do, Sissyroux.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:31 am

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:29 am

Nobody picked the Miami-FSU game like the kid.

Bow to my greatness Crown/Tibby/Sissypants.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:30 am

did you say, "a classic was brewing"?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
1 yd rushing? total?
oh, you say its because of the canes frightenning defense?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
let me tell you something, you faggott florida pussy,
nebraska would dry fuck both fsu and miami this season, and, im not just blowing smoke,
both florida teams are 7-4 at best, and, if you think different, your a fool,
of course, miami must go better than 7-4, with a sched like that, FIU, FAMU, houston, duke?
after those four games, people will say that miami has a frightenning defense, THEN, miami will play nebraska in the gator bowl, and zac taylor will shred them like swiss cheese, and, the blackshirts will sack kyle so many times, it will make the LSU game seem like an afternoon with the teletubbies,
of course, if we beat usc, we're not going to the gator bowl, as for FSU?
you guys suck,

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:06 am

Cicero wrote:He's actually quite good at it. Won something like $500 this weekend on football and baseball. Good line though.

Kinda blows the 2 poster theory huh Crown.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:45 pm

L45B wrote:I forget the exact quote, but I think it was 88 who said it best: Canes fans are underrepresented on this board, but nobody here seems to give a shit.

I heard the best explanation of 'Canes fans last season when we played there. They might be the only college team in the country that has a majority of it's fan base that have never been, nor never will be, enrolled in college.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:09 pm

Me and Tiberious/Crown are roomates. I was posting in my room last night as he was in his.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:24 pm

That is so rich Crown I don't even know where to start. I do predict atleast 2 dozen great, funny, Crown smacking responses.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:40 pm

How often do you guys get together in each others rooms and "post"?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:17 pm

Men living with men...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:35 pm

Crown/Sissy,

there are these things called - girls. If and when you become interested in them, you'll probably want to get your own pad.

As for the time being...it's nice that you're living with your "friend". Are you guys beyond the "shitting in front of each other" phase yet?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:00 pm

Yes, but they are still prone to fistbumping and overuse of the phrase "bros before hoes" before going out to the local bar and "macking."

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:19 pm

Well, since I have a girlfriend, that is a moot point. Nothing wrong w/ having a roomate. Rent is cheaper and I am not home that much anyways, except for the weekend.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:30 pm

took the plunge, eh?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:52 pm

I am assuming his "Nope" meant that we dont share the same computer, you rube.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:58 pm

This thread started out gay.

But now it should turn into a pretty good pile on.

Way to out yourself, split-personality crown.

Tiberious-Denies living with Cicero. a duke b-ball fan and a fsu f-ball fan
Cicero-Says they are living with each other as grown men with real jobs and is also a duke b-ball fan and a fsu f-ball fan.

I think cicero is right. He is not crown, just one of crowns personalities. Kinda like fight club but in a gay way.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:01 pm

Bring on the Greg Jones pics.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:18 pm

Mr T wrote:I think cicero is right. He is not crown, just one of crowns personalities. Kinda like fight club but in a gay way.

So which site did the KCPaul'd "poem" come from?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:58 pm

RadioFan wrote:
Mr T wrote:I think cicero is right. He is not crown, just one of crowns personalities. Kinda like fight club but in a gay way.

So which site did the KCPaul'd "poem" come from?

I would guess warchant.com....

or he made up that stupid shit himself.

Either way it was stupid.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:26 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:
Cicero wrote:I am assuming his "Nope" meant that we dont share the same computer, you rube.
Oh, well, good that you have to assume, being that you'd know if he lived with you or not.

I dont know why some of you must be so difficult and ignorant.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:27 pm

Found it.

Fucking cocksucker.

Twas Labor Day Evening.....FSU Style!!!!
TampaNoleFan
The Tribal Council September 6, 2006

It's in the pay section.

http://floridastate.rivals.com/search.a ... nge%20Hole

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 pm

Cicero wrote:Rent is cheaper

Let me get this straight...you're a fairly recent graduate, got a "professional" job right out of college...and you need help splitting the rent?

I'd say ditch Crown, and get a second job.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:29 pm

Yeah, he saw it on his myspace and posted it on there. I guess he didnt know someone else posted it earlier that day.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:30 pm

Simply shocking that C@Pberious, err, C@Proo would pull a KC Paul. :roll:

What a fucking cunt.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:32 pm

I'm TampaNoleFan!

Sin,
Crown in 3...2...1...