Things one does while naked

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:50 am

Fuck
Shit
Shower
Feather dust the house

Drive ... ?

Joe Cullen

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5941726

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:41 pm

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:49 pm

Shoalzie wrote: You forgot "Hang out with your cousins"

FTFY

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:24 pm

Things one does while naked:

Fuck
Shit
Shower
Feather dust the house

Drive ... ?

Alone? NO.

With a hot naked chick? YES.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:50 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:With a hot naked chick? YES.

Did it...while driving...through Austin...awesome...and stupid.

Rack slow moving traffic jams and tinted windows at night.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:36 pm

Cut the guy some slack, he does live in/near Detroit

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:45 pm

Thats what you get for going balls deep in another mans woman

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:59 am

Pick up drive-through order

According to a report in the Detroit Free Press, a Wendy's drive-thru worker called police after Cullen allegedly pulled his SUV to the window and picked up an order while naked.
"The suspect did nothing obscene, other than being naked at the drive-thru," the worker told Dearborn officers after the late-night incident on Aug. 24, according to the Free Press.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:56 pm

Matt Millen should have no problem finding his testicles.