My seed is leathal

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Before the smack ensues, let me say that it's good having your kids close together in age.
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Luther wrote:bbs_pics>t1b>rjack>browsing...

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R-Jack wrote: At least I have about ten months of blowjobs to look forward to.
This is quite possibly the biggest bunch of complete BULLSHIT I have ever read on this board.

Every real man on here will support that position.

BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.

Then came kids # 2, and # 3 and the last sex I got was when the kid was concieved. And that included NO blow jobs.
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pretty spot on Derron. It was a prego fukathon with the first, she always wanted it. Then after the 2nd was concieved, it was slow goin. Then about 18months after the second was born, we got back to business. At the rate we've been going lately, I may have to start a "deadly seed" thread.

could be worse

good luck R-Jack
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Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"
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Derron, perhaps your wife has lost interest. I doubt that would come as a SHOCKER.
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R-Jack wrote:Jebbus.

The joy of my life, my son, was concived less than a month after our wedding.

Now we decide to start trying again and guess what? PREGGO.

I'm happy as hell, but shit we be some fertile folks. My wife's diaphram is still warm for fucks sake.

At least I have about ten months of blowjobs to look forward to.

WAR odd cravings.
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PSUFAN wrote:Before the smack ensues, let me say that it's good having your kids close together in age.
Agreed. However, my last two are 10 months apart and that's too close together.
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PSUFAN wrote:Derron, perhaps your wife has lost interest. I doubt that would come as a SHOCKER.
Better to have a wife lose interest than being a butt slapping, pole smoking gay faggot like you.
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Ken wrote:
Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"
I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.
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Derron wrote:
Ken wrote:
Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"
I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.
He undoubtedly mistook it for his own.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Derron wrote:
Ken wrote: ... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"
I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.
He undoubtedly mistook it for his own.
Then the kid double-checked and was greatly relieved.
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