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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

You have a good friend on the verge of suicide and you're on here telling US about it?

Get out there and help your friend.

Damn.
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Post by orcinus »

Thought you were going to tell us the neighborhood had run out of dogs.

Godspeed.
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Tardowen is a buddy of yours?
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Post by Wolfman »

Years ago had a friend show up at my house
down on his luck and addicted to painkillers--
I checked him into the psych ward at the Vet's Hospital
in Syracuse that night--- took a while, but he got better
and was doing OK the last time I heard.
I visited him a couple times while he was in--
scary place---went and picked him up when he got out
--he stayed with another friend till he got back on his
feet with a job, etc. Went to his wedding a couple years later--I knew he was serious about suicide. You always
read about things later where everyone says--"if I only knew"
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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Post by Derron »

He's likely under the bridge at the interstate.
Make sure the stupid mother fucker jumps from a large enough overpass so he kills himself, and does not make himself a drain on the social services system with a half assed attempt and end up a drooling quad in public care.

Fact you should hand him the gun yourself and tell him to do it, or play some Ozzy over and over...
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Post by WolverineSteve »

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You have a good friend on the verge of suicide and you're on here telling US about it?

Get out there and help your friend.

Damn.
That's the first thing I thought of.

Dude needs help....what to do...

"I'll be right there as soon as I post about the pending atrocity.""
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Post by Bobby42 »

WolverineSteve wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You have a good friend on the verge of suicide and you're on here telling US about it?

Get out there and help your friend.

Damn.
That's the first thing I thought of.

Dude needs help....what to do...

"I'll be right there as soon as I post about the pending atrocity.""
Anyone think about calling the police...NOW?
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Post by Mikey »

I think you should do something right away.

Well, after the game.
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If you need help cleaning up afterwards, you might give this guy a call...

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Nothing wrong with caring bro. Fresno State visits LSU Oct 21st. Sounds like a possible roadie to me...
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Why do you hate crackheads .... ?
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Rack the Pulp Fiction reset.
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is its[possiubel to overdose on beer by threee oclock pm in the afternoon with hicc8ps and vomit on yourselves?


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Post by indyfrisco »

Yeah, I can see me frantically searching for a friend in need a the while taking the time to post about it FROM MY BLACKBERRY!
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I'll bet JSC has blisters on his thumbs this morning from all that frantic posting.
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Jsc810 wrote:I was on the way to him, the original post was made via Blackberry..
while you were driving? Shit, didn't you read the cell phone and Hummer thread? We all must hate you now. It also includes "Blackberrying - while Yugo-ing"
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