Kickoff 2006 Thread

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:22 am

orcinus wrote:Rack that official for showing Saban his ass.

I've never seen a more limp-wristed "challenge" in my life.

Oh yeah, Culpepper sucks monkey nuts.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:23 am

... yeah, didn't the Vikings IMPROVE when Brad Johnson took the helm?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:26 am

RadioFan wrote:
RadioFan wrote:He absolutely sucks as a passer in this game.
Doh!

^^ What and idiot that guy is. He should have stuck with his original post.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:27 am

Saban should have gone Orlando Brown on good ol' Walt.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:30 am

Chambers was open during that Viagra commercial.

Fucking Culpepper.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:31 am

What fucking channel is this game on .... ?

PISS........

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:32 am

Bwa!

Who was the dumbshit defending Culpepper on the last page, anyway?

Chambers was open, too.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:33 am

Bwa @ Wags.

Dude you might be able to get Ron Dayne for Culpepper if you act right now

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 am

Nice job, Culpepper.

Wow, talk about losing a game on your arm. I should never, ever listen to my Vikings fan cousin from Minny. Shit.

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 am

Nice fucking play.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 am

Nice job eating dirt in the endzone for your troubles, Duante.

Get your roll on!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 am

poptart wrote:What fucking channel is this game on .... ?

PISS........

Nipponeese Bad Cimchi

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:35 am

There's a play for the Jacked Up boys.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:37 am

Chambers was open there, btw.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:40 am

Possible Wags meltdown in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

Chug! Err, GO!

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:41 am

KC Scott wrote:Bwa @ Wags.

Dude you might be able to get Ron Dayne for Culpepper if you act right now

I'll offer one of my Alex Smiths straight up for him...

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:41 am

Bwahahahaha.

What the hell died on Momma Batch's head?

There needs to be a bounty for a screen shot of that.

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:42 am

Charlie Batch's mom is really pretty.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:42 am

I'm thinking I'll be hearing about a forklift Related fatality on KC news tomorrow night

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:44 am

Red wrote:Charlie Batch's mom is really pretty.

Yep, she's a catch. Pure Pittsburgh mama, through and through.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:44 am

Let's not forget to give Neely a shout out for leaving the Steeler defense on the bench.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:49 am

Joey's nose likes to sweat.

A lot.

You s'pose Kordell is off in a quiet corner weeping about what could have been to his partner?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:52 am

KC Scott wrote:I'm thinking I'll be hearing about a forklift Related fatality on KC news tomorrow night

Or not.

Props to Pittspuke.

Hey Snotty, who did you pick?

Wait...

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:58 am

War Wagon wrote:who did you pick?

Not

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:02 am

What's worse?

Getting stuck with a $24 backup quarterback that sucks (after spending $42 on a gimp), or leaving the auction with $7 in your pocket?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:03 am

^ That's gonna leave a mark

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:04 am

Nice job by Saban throwing his staff under the bus after the game.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:07 am

orcinus wrote:Nice job by Saban throwing his staff under the bus after the game.

He didn't play. He retired after the Super Bowl win last year... remember?

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:09 am

I laughed.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:10 am

i cried

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:42 am

Adelpiero wrote:fucking culpepper is a piece of shit

moss made culpepper. without randy, he was a int and fumbling machine. only a knee injury saved his int ratio. fuck him. cocksucking prick.

and to think i took miami and the 2 points. thank god for boise st

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:20 pm

Sheesh...when you have credits rolling after the opening ceremonies, you've failed to understand the reason why most people watch football. At least, I'm hoping that's the case. Who the fuck needs that crap?

Fireworks going off from the top of the USX Tower was pretty cool...but let's just say the whole thing went a little too far.

BTW, some pundits are picking Miami for a Stupor Bowl appearance. Huh?

Palumalu is definitely one of the best defensive players in football.

Rack Charlie Batch for stepping up and performing. Rack his mom's head for offering us a simply ridiculous spectacle.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:42 pm

Adelpiero wrote: and to think i took miami and the 2 points. thank god for boise st

you're a wise man Adel.......

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:29 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhh
mvscal is a football expert too

dumbass

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:16 pm

KC Scott wrote:Let's not forget to give Neely a shout out for leaving the Steeler defense on the bench.

Pats Vs Buffalo at home. Pats D vs JP Losman.....

Squeelers Vs Miami at home. Squeelers vs. Culpepper.....

Ill take Belichicks vs Losman everytime. I smell a shutout.....

LOVED JOEY PORTER GETTING HIS ROLL ON THOUGH......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:30 pm

...really enjoying this thread am I, Orc posting again, Wags in mid-season form, Culpepper making the Doltfins fans long for A.J. Feely. Bri. picking up where he left off...wait, he never left off. However, having added nothing to this sucker, I fear I'm a freeking leach, yeah thats what I am.

NFL IS HERE AT LAST

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:44 pm

Qbert wrote:i cried

Typical fucking Browns Fan.

sin

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:28 pm

I love that picture.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:34 pm

RadioFan wrote:Rack the return of the NFL. Unrack the return of "us bringing it to you" being as important to the broadcast as the game itself.

Yeah. You had to wait for an interview with Roelithsberger before you got a lick of half-time analysis. Shockingly poor.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:30 am

orcinus wrote:What's worse?

Getting stuck with a $24 backup quarterback that sucks (after spending $42 on a gimp), or leaving the auction with $7 in your pocket?

Palmer a gimp? I think not.

As for Dante, pretty sure he'll do just fine this year, despite last nights less than stellar performance.

And the $7 left? Maybe I should have bequeathed that over unto your team, and maybe you could have fielded one capable of carrying the Crusaders jockstrap.

Game on, bitch.

Btw, I lied about Crosstown BBQ so as to not hurt your feelings. It sucked. You call that good BBQ? I could accidentally stumble into the worst joint in KC and get better 'que than that. And you sent me there? You are now my sworn enemy. :wink:

Seriously, your judgement of BBQ sucks as bad or worse than your judgement of FFL QB's.