Missing In Action - Dinsdale

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:57 pm

Where is that crazy fucker?

The golf forum's been dead lately.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:08 pm

He was yapping away about drywall, so I ran him.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:54 pm

who runs you when you are yapping about....well, anything really.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:56 pm

Certainly not you, you gameless fucktard.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:06 pm

You actually don't interest me enough to try.

Your input here is as noticeable as roadkill on a S.Carolina country road about 50 miles off the nearest freeway to a town where they have sex with farm animals.

I was just curious - thassall

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:07 pm

He was muttering something last Friday about shooting his girlfriends cat...

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:09 pm

I ordered the official Dinsdale transcript from last weekend:

Cop: I pulled you over because my radar showed you at 91 in a 55 mph zone.

Dinsdale: Please tell me you're not still using "radar" for your traffic stops. RADAR? You haven't heard of micro trans-laser technology?

Cop: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car.

Dinsdale: Do you know who I am? I literally wrote the textbook on how to conduct a traffic stop. It's now standard protocol in 37 countries world-wide.

Cop: All I need is your license and registration and there won't be any trouble.

Dinsdale: Trouble? TROUBLE? You didn't just say that. Tell me you didn't say that word. I could kill you with my ring finger before you could finish your last doughnut. Ever hear of Rickson Gracie, pal?

Cop: Unit 324, I need backup on the corner of Smith and Turner.

Dispatch: 10-4

Cop: Sir, if you'll remain calm we'll write you up a ticket and get you on your way.

Dinsdale: A ticket? You are going to write ME a ticket? I've scored with more chicks than you'll ever know and you're giving ME a ticket? Please tell me you're not writing the ticket with a Bic pen. Please, please tell me that you've heard of the PARKER PEN COMPANY OF JANESVILLE WISCONSIN.

Later, at the hospital...

Cop: I had to bust him one with the baton. He'll need some stitches.

Doctor: Nurse, please prepare a suture set.

Dinsdale [coming to]: Stitches? You're going to SEW my head back together? Like the FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER? Is this 2006? Do we still have things called MEDICAL SCHOOL?

Doctor: Just lie back and relax, this won't hurt.

Dinsdale: Three words: topical cyanoacrylate adhesives. Save your stitching for your needlepoint class, a class that I TEACH, by the way.

Doctor: Nurse, maybe we should go with a general anesthetic.

Cop: You want me to give him another whack with the baton?

Doctor: That won't be necessary.

Cop: I don't mind.

Dinsdale: Now wait a minute, doc, what are you doing with that suture?. Please tell me you'll be doing subcuticular stitches with an atraumatic five-eights needle. Please tell me you weren't BORN BRAIN DEAD...

Doctor [to the cop]: Sure, give him another whack.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:25 pm

Rack Fester!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:42 pm

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 pm

Bwaaa!

YD · Post by YD » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:46 pm

fess goes yard

rack

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:59 pm

I sometimes mix Dins with Dio. Did it in the NBA forum. Probably here too....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:02 pm

The Seer wrote:I sometimes mix Dins with Dio. Did it in the NBA forum. Probably here too....

A know-it-all who types in all bold letters?

~shudder~

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:21 pm

Rack Fester

When wikipedia goes wireless, that story will become reality.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:24 pm

Mikey wrote:
The Seer wrote:I sometimes mix Dins with Dio. Did it in the NBA forum. Probably here too....
A know-it-all who types in all bold letters?

~shudder~

So many things are drug-related.....

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:28 pm

Rack you, Fester!

Rip City

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:52 pm

Toss on another RACK for Fester!

Nice.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:07 am

Dins and Scritti are on vacation.

Rack Fess

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:46 am

e wrote:can one post put a thread in the archives?

rack!

Asking that same question myself.

Fester gets a lifetime annuity of all the Hamm's beer he could ever drink courtesy of T1B.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:58 am

RACK Fester!

I know people claim to spit coffee on the monitor, on keyboards, or jizz-stain their keyboards AND monitors... but that is the funniest thing I've read in weeks!

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:05 pm

Yet another rack for Fester.

To answer the question about one post putting a thread in the archives, there is precedent for that. At SCIII, Dr Bob started a thread called "My Name Is . . .". It was a song parody bagging on Slim Shaddy (the nic Fraudo was using at the time). Basically, the rest of the thread consisted of racks for Dr Bob, and it wound up in the archives.

I'd say this one is just as worthy.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:21 pm

Yep, priceless!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:46 pm

Well done, fess.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:08 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:To answer the question about one post putting a thread in the archives, there is precedent for that.

Friggin' lawyers ... always with the precedents.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:50 pm

Guess the requisites have been achieved...