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The State Bills are now swarming after Ralph 'Bucky'Phillips south of here, near the PA border. Someone heard shots being fired and lit up the hotline. He's give the cops the slip twice when they had him nearby...methinks three is not a charm.
The head of one of the State cop barracks said he 'doesn't want a shootout '....right...the guy is suspected of shooting two officers, one of them died a few days ago...they don't want a shootout?..I call bullshit.
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I hope they kill him with 1 bullet, I'm sick of my money being wasted on this fucking piece of trash.
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I wouldn't want any part of looking for that guy without automatic weapons.
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wonder if Bucky has bumped
into JiFR out in those woods ??
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Wolfman wrote:wonder if Bucky has bumped
into JiFR out in those woods ??
hahahahaha
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I don't give a shit if this guy lives or dies. But I am interested in knowing why a guy who had for days left to serve would feel compelled to break out. That just makes no sense.
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B,
I'm going with stupidity. It's a nice and simple explination that is suitable for this fuck up.
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mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:I don't give a shit if this guy lives or dies. But I am interested in knowing why a guy who had for days left to serve would feel compelled to break out. That just makes no sense.
Family members claim the 44-year-old fugitive escaped in order to be present at the birth of a grandchild.

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/case.cfm?id=39219
All this so he could be in a fucking delivery room?

If that's true, I wonder how he's going to feel when he takes the needle before that grandkid's 18th birthday?

Yea, I know NY doesn't have the death penalty. My guess is the feds may have something to say about this.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I hope they kill him with 1 bullet, I'm sick of my money being wasted on this fucking piece of trash.
Nah, this guy needs to feel a shitload of bullets ripping into his body.
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Reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke...(condensed version)

So I sat down at a bar next to a beautiful woman who said her name was Diane and that she was a Nymphomaniac who was only attracted to Jewish cowboys...
"Hello Diane", I said " My names Bucky Goldstein"
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If you see Bucky, shoot first and ask questions later.

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They should've sent Cuda and Derron out to shoot at him. They wouldn't have missed. It's like TV or shooting at paper targets.
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BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:I don't give a shit if this guy lives or dies. But I am interested in knowing why a guy who had for days left to serve would feel compelled to break out. That just makes no sense.
Family members claim the 44-year-old fugitive escaped in order to be present at the birth of a grandchild.

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/case.cfm?id=39219
All this so he could be in a fucking delivery room?

If that's true, I wonder how he's going to feel when he takes the needle before that grandkid's 18th birthday?

Yea, I know NY doesn't have the death penalty. My guess is the feds may have something to say about this.
I could be wrong about this, but I think only New York will have jurisdiction over the murder case. The federal charges he may face likely will not be punishable by death.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:I could be wrong about this, but I think only New York will have jurisdiction over the murder case. The federal charges he may face likely will not be punishable by death.
Are there no RICO statutes that allow for a death penalty? Seems to me that the escape and flight of Bucky Phillips should qualify as a "continuing criminal enterprise", given all the help he has allegedly received.
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BSmack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I could be wrong about this, but I think only New York will have jurisdiction over the murder case. The federal charges he may face likely will not be punishable by death.
Are there no RICO statutes that allow for a death penalty? Seems to me that the escape and flight of Bucky Phillips should qualify as a "continuing criminal enterprise", given all the help he has allegedly received.
RICO=Racketeer-Influenced & Corrupt Organizations (Act of 1970)...doesn't apply here.
The report around here was that the Buckster was unaware he had but a few days left to serve...CAUTION!! Geniuss AT Werk.
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