tattoo

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:05 pm

I have no tattoos, and up until now, have never spent one minute considering getting inked. Now, I have decided that I shall get one, and request some input.
I will find a tatooing portraitist who can replicate the likeness of my new favorite sex kitten, Ann Coulter.
Should I get merely a likeness of her from the shoulders up, or a full body representation? If you think full body, something tasteful, or posed in a provocative position?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:15 pm

Just get the word “CUNT” tattooed across your forehead.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:17 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Just get the word “CUNT” tattooed across your forehead.

Too easy.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:24 pm

one word--
don't

(or is that really two words ?)

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:31 pm

Maybe I picked a bad week to quit doing Thorazine.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:32 pm

Tattoos are for trashy people.

Ucant.#Ÿ³ · Post by **Ucant.#Ÿ³** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:46 pm

Cicero wrote:Tattoos are for trashy people.

You'd figure that someone who earned their Jurisprudence from Duke would know better than to make sweeping generalizations like this.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:53 pm

I don’t believe he studied law, and he’s way too stupid for Duke. I believe he’s a Florida State Semenhole.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:55 pm

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:30 pm

Why not have on put on the extreme Right of your Ass. Seems appropriate.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:36 pm

I hear Anns image as a tattoo is popular in Jersey,try going to an artist in the garden state.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:18 am

Didnt Janice Joplin die of ink poisening?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:52 am

Tattoos of any kind, anywhere, for any reason reach the ultimate heights of gayness and wanting acceptance.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:12 pm

Pretty good advice by Roach, Mgo, cicero, and wolf. Ask yourself, "Would I hang that on my wall?" No? Then why would I hang it on me....permanently?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Put her face on your arse, making sure her lips circle the anus.

People who have tattoos who've never been in a war are beneath contempt.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:51 pm

Do smack wars count? I believe Kevnic has “Rudolph was here” tattooed right in his ass-crack.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:11 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Do smack wars count? I believe Kevnic has “Rudolph was here” tattooed right in his ass-crack.

I'm not in your dome, am I?

twat

montinelevin · Post by **montinelevin** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:47 am

e wrote:
Nishlord wrote:People who have tattoos who've never been in a war are beneath contempt.
agreed.

They use to say that about women who like to take it in the ass, who never went to War... yet it's now common place and a prefered way women like to get off.

Who am I to argue with change?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:40 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Do smack wars count? I believe Kevnic has “Rudolph was here” tattooed right in his ass-crack.
I'm not in your dome, am I?

No, but the name Kevnic does come to mind when considering monumental ass-beatings.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:28 pm

Ann C won't return my phone calls or em's...I will probably use my second choice, Cynthia McKinney.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:15 pm

silvurna wrote:I will probably use my second choice, Cynthia McKinney.

that bitch is crazy. I bet she'd be a good lay. You have to tie her up in ropes and shit to hold her back, but after you're in you can untie her and she'll go all tasmanian devil on your junk.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:19 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Do smack wars count? I believe Kevnic has “Rudolph was here” tattooed right in his ass-crack.
I'm not in your dome, am I?

twat

Say's the person who resets a 5 week old thread. Were you searching for you name ('sup getting paranoid as reindeer season gets closer) or goob posts? :manymeds:

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:29 pm

I think you should really think about getting a tat. Remember when mvscal posted that sex education picture he posed for a year or so ago? The tat on his left forearm of Michael Savage gave us all a laugh, but I'm not sure you need to draw attention to yourself with a controversial tat.

Rip City

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:22 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
silvurna wrote:I will probably use my second choice, Cynthia McKinney.
that bitch is crazy. I bet she'd be a good lay. You have to tie her up in ropes and shit to hold her back, but after you're in you can untie her and she'll go all tasmanian devil on your junk.

Tasmanian devil?? Maybe I should go with my third choice, Ilse Koch...she could go meathook.