'Duhs v. Blots In-Game

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:28 am

I'm looking forward to a good game tonight and hoping for a shootout, thanks to Chris Henry and Brandon Lloyd.

O/U on combined INTs tonight? I'll set the early line at 4.5.

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:30 am

Lamont Jordan looked absolutely clueless on that Brooks scramble.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:35 am

Look for the Chargers to roll the San Francisco 49'ers adopted "little sister," that they hide in the basement... due to down syndrome.

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:43 am

mvscal wrote:This booth is better than their 1st crew.

Agreed. I really like Jaws although he has a tendency to get a bit overly dramatic at times.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:45 am

Much better booth, get rid of SNAAAAAAAAAP and replace him with either Vermeil or Jaws.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:45 am

Red wrote:
mvscal wrote:This booth is better than their 1st crew.
Agreed. I really like Jaws although he has a tendency to get a bit overly dramatic at times.

3rd . LT is just running over the Raiders .

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:46 am

How about some passing Marty....

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:05 am

True true, we are making the Duh's D look like the JV squad.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:06 am

Tomlinson 88 yards in the first quarter... Not looking good for the home team!

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:06 am

m2 wrote:Look for the Chargers to roll the San Francisco 49'ers adopted "little sister,"

This one is going to get uglier than I even thought.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:11 am

I'd like to Thank the Raidust for disentegrating in the first quarter so I can hit the rack early

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:12 am

That raiduh offensive line looks solid.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:12 am

Ive been all doom and gloom all day about how things suck right now for the Chiefs.

Now ..... after seeing the pathetic duhs ...... not so much.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:13 am

godzilla2002 wrote:Tomlinson 88 yards in the first quarter... Not looking good for the home team!

Hey Tardzilla -

You wanna go back and reread that post where I told you the Raider line was crap in pre-season?

You proceeded to enlighten me on how "PreSeason didn't mean anything"

Great Call on that one, Brainiac.

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 am

Bwa! Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, raiduds.

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 am

Another raider penalty...what a shock!

Art Shell should have never come back.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:23 am

same old raiduhs. Just in case the other team is having trouble scoring, you can count on raider penalties to help them out.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:25 am

First half appears to be going along nicely.

Moss with no touches.
Gallery with a FS.
Bonehead running into the kicker.
Brooks 1-4 for under 10 yds.
LaMont averaging a yd a carry.
LT over 100.

Thankfully I can't watch. haha

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:26 am

KC Scott wrote:Hey zilla -

You wanna go back and reread that post where I told you the Raider line was crap in pre-season?

You proceeded to enlighten me on how "PreSeason didn't mean anything"

Great Call on that one, Brainiac.

godzilla2002 wrote:When are you guys going to realize preseason means nothing? Coaches don’t pull out the entire playbook and starters don’t play at full speed.

Staying on topic...
SD - 27
OAK - 17

The only thing I would change is my prediction of the score

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:27 am

Red wrote:Bwa! Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, raiduds.

Orc and I were on the phone today and he mentioned he had a 35 pt. lead on Joe.
Joe only had LT going tonight and I said he ought to feel pretty safe with a 35 t. lead.
He said it would only take 170 yds. and 3 TDs - I'm like "what are the chances of that?"

Then I remembered:

==============================================

Hey..... Maybe he'll get tired.

Sin,

Orcinus - One day Raider Fan

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:33 am

Gallery has that "revolving door" move down pat.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:33 am

godzilla2002 wrote:
godzilla2002 wrote:When are you guys going to realize preseason means nothing? Coaches don’t pull out the entire playbook and starters don’t play at full speed.
The only thing I would change is my prediction of the score

That's beacuse your either a dumbfuck, blind or know so little about football you need to have your OL explain it to you.

Your swishy little comment was made after I said how poor the Raidust line play, particularly Gallery, was in the Preseason.

Unless your watching the Home Shopping Network, you can see the fufillment of that prophecy.

Typical dumbfuck Denver fan.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:35 am

poptart wrote:First half appears to be going along nicely.

Moss with no touches.
Gallery with a FS.
Bonehead running into the kicker.
Brooks 1-4 for under 10 yds.
LaMont averaging a yd a carry.
LT over 100.

Thankfully I can't watch. haha

4 sacks

Well, they got Moss the ball a few times.

Baby steps.

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:39 am

Glass half full: the 'duhs are only down 13.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:42 am

Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:42 am

Scott, it's a nice evening in Kansas City ... I've opened another bottle Tito's Vodka to enjoy this lovely cold front that has come in.

It's an open window night with a cool breeze, and some good Raider beat down.

Ahh, it's good to be in KC this evening.

Mal · Post by **Mal** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:43 am

You know it's bad when Brooks is your best offensive player.

Our entire O line is a clusterfuck from top to bottom.

The 7 step pass plays that take 12 seconds to develop arent doing us any favors.

Tom Walsh looks like he has learned nothing.

The Chargers are physically superior, we all knew that but we are playing right into there hands with this fucked up playcalling.

The score may be only 13-0 but this is an asskicking so far.

Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am

Merriman himself has destroyed our OL.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am

jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.

Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:47 am

godzilla2002 wrote:Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”

Yet every thing the Duhs were doing wrong in the preseason they are still doing in the opener. Either they are not capable or they learned nothing.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am

poptart wrote:
jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.

Rack tart.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am

poptart wrote:
jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.

What would Lames do?

Decapitate somebody?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am

Red wrote:Glass half full: the 'duhs are only down 13.

Hilarious shit; I was listening on friday and they had Gambling Guy on our local sports talk - He's giving his takes on various games - But his "Super Can't Miss Break the Bank - You can only Get this if you call Me" mega Winner was the this game.

I'm thinking, yea, If anyone saw any of the "duhs in Preseason ('sup Tardzilla?) -
Chargers giving 3 on the road to this shit team was money in the fucking bank.

The Big Hammer of Obviousness is pretty hard to miss

Red · Post by **Red** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:55 am

Glass half empty: LT just got fifteen minutes of rest.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:56 am

godzilla2002 wrote:Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”

Your still sucking Tard. Trying to spin it now won't help you.

And your OL is giving some dude a cyber hummer over on "My Space"
Go check her Browser history if you don't believe it.
Not that you'd really care since it seems your sorta into "that"

IrieZilla; Acknowledged Crank Gazer of the T1B football Fourm

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:58 am

KC Scott wrote:Your still sucking Tard. Trying to spin it now won't help you.

And your OL is giving some dude a cyber hummer over on "My Space"
Go check her Browser history if you don't believe it.
Not that you'd really care since it seems your sorta into "that"

IrieZilla; Acknowledged Crank Gazer of the T1B football Fourm

Wow! Very nice 3rd grade smack!

KC Scott wrote:I'd like to Thank the Raidust for disentegrating in the first quarter so I can hit the rack early

Sorry I’m so deep in your head that I kept you up past your bedtime

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:59 am

Red wrote:Glass half empty: LT just got fifteen minutes of rest.

Fuck you.

This entire forum will sport raider avatars for the rest of the game, if necessary.

Don't think it can't happen.

War Burner Turner.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:01 am

I think I'll hide out in the bedroom for the rest of the game, as my wife is now throwing things in the living room.

I think the taunting penalty pushed her over the edge.

Forcing her to watch Gallery on every snap didn't help, either.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:02 am

m2 wrote:Scott, it's a nice evening in Kansas City ... I've opened another bottle Tito's Vodka to enjoy this lovely cold front that has come in.

It's an open window night with a cool breeze, and some good Raider beat down.

Ahh, it's good to be in KC this evening.

Dude, your sounding Gayer than usual.

Might I sugggest you take a cab down to the Liberty Memorial.

They would be all over your chimes down there

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:04 am

WTF is it with bringing no nothing movie stars into the booth to make stupid comments on football, followed by an interview at the expense of the game?

In game 1 it was jamie foxx. Now ahnold. enough already.

and while you're at it go back to the two man booth.